DISCLAIMER:For the purpose of understanding I have to provide some minor details
I got to take it back for a minute yawl
I thought this would be a good topic to share with the female readers
Picture a house with 8 to 10 different people right, I ain't saying its her fault the place had Mice/Rats. Whatever. Ain't like it was her family's house
I remember we used Rat poison, Rat traps and all that shiz to try and kill em.
I even remember one night, being Butt-Ass-Naked wearing only my Timberland Boots, trying to stomp and kill em[rats].
I didn't really want to cause I wasn't trying to mess up my new gray Timbs(FVCK THAT)....Dead rat on my TIMBS.....uh uh!!!
So after this one weekend returning from her mom's house, back to her resident closer to her school, OWNB calls me.
She tells me the poison must have worked, cause one of the Rats is dead(there was a few) and she was disgusted by the sent & smell. All though petrified she handle her business and did what she had to do(clean up)
About a month or so later, we were chilling in her room. We ordered some Chinese food(saute beef) and did the usually. At one point I remember her saying she was gonna take a shower, but she kept procrastinating.
THIS IS THE POINT OF THE STORY. I had to let one go. You Know(past gas) And this one wasn't gonna be cool(when you know it you just know it) so am rushing her, constantly remaining her to stop playing around and go take a shower.
She asked me: "WHY ARE YOU RUSHING ME TO TAKE A SHOWER SO BAD"
I said
"I WANT TO TASTE YOU, BABY", knowing she couldn't resist the tongue.
She make haste and went to take a shower.
After she left I instantly released the accumulated build-up I had inside of me. AHHHHH!!!!
Forget yawl that shiz iz natural
Now Am just leaning back in a swivel reclining chair.
Minutes after, she opens the door & entered the room,her face spelt "DISGUSTED" all over, she stood by the door for a few second.
I had a manly smirk on my face, as I observed
It almost killed me when she finally said.
"BABY, IS IT ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DEAD RAT IN HERE.
Ooouuuccchhh lol..... YOU MUTHA F^CKER I Thought
Yawl can't even imagine how I wanted to laugh but I maintained my laughter and held my composure and replied.
"I THINK SO, BABY"
THE END
MULTIPLE CHOICE
What Title best suites this story
A Basking in the Ambiance
B I just disgraced myself(by sharing this story)
C my fart smell is the equilent of a dead rat?
Or
D Must have been the Chinese food or something?
There are no wrong answers