Friday, May 11, 2007

For The Hell Of It





The song above is dedicated to OWNB. On what would have been our 11 months together,
but due to the course of life. We some how never made it.

But such is life. Don't take it too serious yawl
This Is For The Hell Of It


see post below

What Title Best Suites This Story






DISCLAIMER:For the purpose of understanding I have to provide some minor details

I got to take it back for a minute yawl
I thought this would be a good topic to share with the female readers

Picture a house with 8 to 10 different people right, I ain't saying its her fault the place had Mice/Rats. Whatever. Ain't like it was her family's house

I remember we used Rat poison, Rat traps and all that shiz to try and kill em.

I even remember one night, being Butt-Ass-Naked wearing only my Timberland Boots, trying to stomp and kill em[rats].

I didn't really want to cause I wasn't trying to mess up my new gray Timbs(FVCK THAT)....Dead rat on my TIMBS.....uh uh!!!

So after this one weekend returning from her mom's house, back to her resident closer to her school, OWNB calls me.

She tells me the poison must have worked, cause one of the Rats is dead(there was a few) and she was disgusted by the sent & smell. All though petrified she handle her business and did what she had to do(clean up)

About a month or so later, we were chilling in her room. We ordered some Chinese food(saute beef) and did the usually. At one point I remember her saying she was gonna take a shower, but she kept procrastinating.

THIS IS THE POINT OF THE STORY. I had to let one go. You Know(past gas) And this one wasn't gonna be cool(when you know it you just know it) so am rushing her, constantly remaining her to stop playing around and go take a shower.

She asked me: "WHY ARE YOU RUSHING ME TO TAKE A SHOWER SO BAD"
I said
"I WANT TO TASTE YOU, BABY", knowing she couldn't resist the tongue.
She make haste and went to take a shower.

After she left I instantly released the accumulated build-up I had inside of me. AHHHHH!!!!

Forget yawl that shiz iz natural

Now Am just leaning back in a swivel reclining chair.
Minutes after, she opens the door & entered the room,her face spelt "DISGUSTED" all over, she stood by the door for a few second.
I had a manly smirk on my face, as I observed

It almost killed me when she finally said.
"BABY, IS IT ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DEAD RAT IN HERE.

Ooouuuccchhh lol..... YOU MUTHA F^CKER I Thought

Yawl can't even imagine how I wanted to laugh but I maintained my laughter and held my composure and replied.
"I THINK SO, BABY"

THE END


MULTIPLE CHOICE
What Title best suites this story

A Basking in the Ambiance
B I just disgraced myself(by sharing this story)
C my fart smell is the equilent of a dead rat?
Or
D Must have been the Chinese food or something?
There are no wrong answers

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

From Sauga To scarbro From T.O to Brampton





I Love caribana. Here's some Lyrics I wrote about 2 years ago,
describing one of my caribana experience
Oh shout outs to my favorite person. AM A BABE I finally got my music uploaded.
Respex.

Diary Of A G:

Yo check out the kid smoking marijuana
setting up shops on the block cause summer's right around the corner
Oh Am A wild-out this caribana

And if a dude pose treat
then its gonna be a slug fest
With so many girls
Am a have me a fuck fest
If I don't get my D!#k suck
my night ain't a success

You might have seen us last year
It was me and JUICE
Riding slow up Yonge Street
hollering at girls with my head out the roof

Yeah we Bagged a few Girls
Yeah you know how we do
The Marriott Had mad girls doing stuff for loot
We met some girls from Buffalo,
they were prostitutes

I said "Trick Please" and went back on the street
cause picture me paying for PU$$Y
when them Girls from the States got down in the back of the jeep

I saw mad police and some dude hopping out his red Cadi Flag gin'
A fight broke out he went home in a Pattie Wagon

Blunts we had em
with ya girl puttin on one of my Trojan magnum

We was rolling real deep like we popular
Looking clean from the Cadillac down to the Acura
Who want beef we got those we'll pop at ya

wake up in the morning
watch the news with a bad ass chick
and just laugh at ya
Ya heard

From Sauga To Scarborough From T.O to Brampton
Am coming at these dudes like am straight out of Compton
Am that dude with an attitude you probably can't stand him
Am cocky with the pen I know these girls know Am handsome
We don't care about ya dude we got shottie and hand.....

verse 2...