Marriage For Auction

I sat at the dinner table thinking long and hard about a plan to get rich quick. After hearing about Natalie Dylan plans to auction off her ALLEGED Virginity. My Home Girl thought it was morally wrong but so far The highest bidder is a 50- something-year-old-man bidding at a whopping 3.8 million dollars.

And Then suddenly it hit me. An idea, not well thought through mind you, but if any legal advisers are reading this. Your expertise is very welcome.

So here it is. My Idea. I will Auction off the Possibility of Marriage not Necessarily to the highest bidder but also to my preference and the auctioneer with whom I have the most chemistry. Till death do us part and all that good stuff.

I understand that the statistics are at an alarming rate for women seeking to be wedded to a humble and honest man. Although I may not be wealthy, I do attain many great assets which are sure to appeal to most women seeking to walk down the aisle

Including my undivided devotion to my better half to be, providing I have no Children, Am reasonably educated.lol. My Dick Size never had any compliant. Open-minded, Great sense of humour, an income of $$$$$$ per year. Etc. More Details in the weeks to come.

And please since I am a quality candidate, the Bid will start off at $1000 Dollars. My lovin ain't cheap baby. Holla at ya boy.lol