I sat at the dinner table thinking long and hard about a plan to get rich quick. After hearing about Natalie Dylan plans to auction off her ALLEGED Virginity. My Home Girl thought it was morally wrong but so far The highest bidder is a 50- something-year-old-man bidding at a whopping 3.8 million dollars.
And Then suddenly it hit me. An idea, not well thought through mind you, but if any legal advisers are reading this. Your expertise is very welcome.
So here it is. My Idea. I will Auction off the Possibility of Marriage not Necessarily to the highest bidder but also to my preference and the auctioneer with whom I have the most chemistry. Till death do us part and all that good stuff.
I understand that the statistics are at an alarming rate for women seeking to be wedded to a humble and honest man. Although I may not be wealthy, I do attain many great assets which are sure to appeal to most women seeking to walk down the aisle
Including my undivided devotion to my better half to be, providing I have no Children, Am reasonably educated.lol. My Dick Size never had any compliant. Open-minded, Great sense of humour, an income of $$$$$$ per year. Etc. More Details in the weeks to come.
And please since I am a quality candidate, the Bid will start off at $1000 Dollars. My lovin ain't cheap baby. Holla at ya boy.lol
Monday, November 17, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
If I was Gonna Do A Post, These Are Topics I'd Write About...But Am Not Gonna Do A Post
1 GET YOUR OBAMA T-SHIRTS READY: Just In Case
2 STILL CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP MAKIN EM CRY
3 HAVE YOU EVER HAD UR ASS ATE? I Have
4 AMERICA PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING
5 CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Saturday, September 6, 2008
this calls for a post
Well, its been a long long time coming. But I've finally done it. And not Without patience and ambition,and believing in myself.
Sure there were times when I felt like this day would have never arrived. Days where I lost hope and my happiness plummeted because my small steps seemed insufficient. Nights when I wished I could put aside my principles, and live life care free
man fuck all that poetic Bullshit....Mutha fucka am Debt Free Bitch!!lol!! Excuse my language but you gotta try to feel me here.
I remember When I got my Bills Consolidated at a total of $Fourteen Thousand, One Hundred and thirty two dollars and ninety ninety cents = $14,132.99. I thought "my life is gonna suck for a very long time". And I did.lol. but I'll be looking forward to better days,after Single-Handily overcoming this burden off of my shoulders.Insert **a deep exhale**
Like For example on the anniversary of me being debt free, I had the house to myself. Can you picture G Being HOME ALONE?
A shawty spent the night, tryna convince me she can give the best "head" I've ever had. And after One and a half hour of Head I was convinced.
Yea I think This Historic Moment calls for a post.
Sure there were times when I felt like this day would have never arrived. Days where I lost hope and my happiness plummeted because my small steps seemed insufficient. Nights when I wished I could put aside my principles, and live life care free
man fuck all that poetic Bullshit....Mutha fucka am Debt Free Bitch!!lol!! Excuse my language but you gotta try to feel me here.
I remember When I got my Bills Consolidated at a total of $Fourteen Thousand, One Hundred and thirty two dollars and ninety ninety cents = $14,132.99. I thought "my life is gonna suck for a very long time". And I did.lol. but I'll be looking forward to better days,after Single-Handily overcoming this burden off of my shoulders.Insert **a deep exhale**
Like For example on the anniversary of me being debt free, I had the house to myself. Can you picture G Being HOME ALONE?
A shawty spent the night, tryna convince me she can give the best "head" I've ever had. And after One and a half hour of Head I was convinced.
Yea I think This Historic Moment calls for a post.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Lighting Bolt Usain.
when a reporter asked a local Jamaican Barber shop owner why or what makes those Jamaican sprint so fast? Am sure it was the fact that he was on Live(TV) camera why he sorta fumbled his words but I think what he meant to say was. It must be the blood of a slave in those sprinters manh.
Did you see the 100m champion Usain Bolt dominated and defeat them other countries
in a world record time?
The 21-year-old Bolt owns the three fastest 200m times this season.
way to steal the spotlight for Jamaica Mr. Bolt. I wonder that those Chinese girls are thinking about.lol
Friday, August 1, 2008
Caribanna 08
It's the 40th caribanna festival alone with a long weekend. Imagine all the shit that can happen!The fun, the parties, the girls, the Music, and all that good stuff.
I doubt it will be anything special for me though. Just got an awesome shirt which I customized and got some new kiks(runners, shoes) neither of which I seem to be too impressed with on arrival home.WTF? Lol. but my Mixtape is finished and ready to be distributed just in time. whatelse?
I doubt it will be anything special for me though. Just got an awesome shirt which I customized and got some new kiks(runners, shoes) neither of which I seem to be too impressed with on arrival home.WTF? Lol. but my Mixtape is finished and ready to be distributed just in time. whatelse?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
my most sincere apology for any disrespect I may have caused you and or your family. I meant no harm in telling my story about visiting Maryland, which I was greatly enthusiastic about because it was my first time visiting. I write numerous stories of my life, my thoughts and feelings. I regret using any and all real names in the telling of my story. In fact, I intended to disguise the real names but am sure that doesn't make a difference now. Please find it in your heart to accept my apology, for I am now embarrassed by the level of immaturity I have displayed to someone whom welcomed us with open arms into her home. I Marvin am sorry and regret the action I have taken
Thursday, July 17, 2008
From Friend To Friend
“Ain’t Nothing Like The Love Shared Between 2 Friends”
It was funny how we met, but then again, maybe not. Am used to talking to strangers. I just never saw things going the way they did between us.
I peeped you “jocking” my style, like you rightfully should, but I passed you by. I thought your body was iight but you wasn’t really attractive
In all honesty, I spoke to you because you were conveniently positioned on my second time running into you, while I was exiting the subway terminal. But don’t blame me. I was just showing some love when I moseyed on over with a mean swagger and a pep in my step, threw my arms around your shoulder, and gave you my cell-phone to key in your numbers.
I knew from the jump she wasn’t the type of girl I’d take out n stuff. She were more like an inside girl, so I was careful not to rub her the wrong way, but how do I tell somebody nicely that “I don’t want to be with you. I just want to Fuck ? ”
I didn’t exactly say this verbally but by my actions I assumed she would have gotten the point
On the first night to my apartment (shared with my cousin), My friends took a liking to her (lets say Shelly’s) cool, playful, laid back personality, but still didn’t share me the laughter because they knew Shelly wasn’t the hottest of girls one would find
Shelly spent the night that night. but before going the sleep, instead of intimate kisses for foreplay. We rough housed each other. I still vividly remember Shelly trying to put me in a full nelson, while viciously trying to bite my neck. I had to struggle my way out of a head lock while laughing hysterically and catching my breath at the same time telling her “yo that shit ain’t cute yo”
If yawl think am joking just check my cousin’s head back where on a different occasion she accidentally spitted it against the wall while playing around. He even had to get stitches and the scare still remains to this day. Lol
She was a breast of a girl but I tamed her with Daddy’s Long Dick., giving it to her hard & rough just like she was before passing out that night.
I awoke early to get to work that morning, come to find this girl fast asleep in heavenly peace, ignoring my nudges to get the fuck up and out so I can go to work on time.
Would you believe I had to get ready and actually leave this girl for my cousin to dispose of because I didn’t want to be late for work and he usually leaves for work later than I did?
I called my cousin later to find if she had taken off and he told me she did and that she had a friend in mind she would like to hook him up with in the following weeks or so
By the time that weekend had came my interest for Shelly was gone or maybe because my cousin’s hook up date also had a friend she was bringing along on their dinner date and she wanted me to meet her. Shelly was friends with these two girls, but not the best of friends though.
I went along on the dinner date. Shit! It wasn’t like me and Shelly were in a relationship
When I saw my cousin’s hook up's friend I was all smiles. Seeing those C cup breast(is that the larger ones?) with a Bo-Dunk-a-Dwink of an ass, I flirted with her the entire dinner, making it obvious I had a crush on her
I didn’t even know she liked me until after the dinner on our way out of the restaurant when she took my hands and ran ahead of my cousin and his date and layed a kiss on me.
She had a cute smile and big bulging eyes. The moment seemed right to chop a feel of that big old booty. And I did but she reminded me that we were still in public, so we held hands and carried on until the awkwardness kicked in and our fingers parted from each other
For the next month I was smothered with love from the girl(lets say Stacey) Stacey and my cousins hook up would come over every other day or so, cook clean and fuck the hell out of us, leave and come back for more the other day or so
Stacey was cool she got along with some of my home boys from around my way. At first I liked the way she would wine on my dick while chilling in the living room while all my friends were around. But she liked to kiss too much and I didn’t like that cause I knew my friends would talk shit when she would be gone.(What?yawl got something to say?) She was sexually liberated and would scream at the top of her lungs whenever I would bend she over the bathroom sink facing the huge mirror, telling me to smack her ass hard and pull and yank her hair(a first for me) I knew she wasn’t faking but she screamed extra loud just so my friends could hear she getting stuffed
Her birthday was within that month, so I threw a Lil birthday party, even blew some balloons and got a cake to bake, which she did a splendid job baking because I never got around to doing so
She was a little disappointed but I didn't see the reason and neither did her Friend because everything else was on point. I even explained that she should feel special because I had never done this for no one before.
We didn't even have sex on her birthday. She got moody unlike her usual self and went to rest alone in the bedroom. soon after I went to lay and comfort her, speaking sweet words in her ears
The next day we were back in full swing. Bent over, ass smacking, hair pulling while riding that ass of hers
I remember coming home and she would sometimes already be there waiting. I became annoyed when I would walk in the door and she didn't give my time to settle in before jumping all over me. I even had to tell her to reduce the smothering affections and kisses particularly when all my friends were around. She didn't take a liking to that. Things changed after I made that statement.
I was staring at the television, when this girl asked me if I wanted to break up with her or something? I wasn't thinking this at all, but the question made me wonder if I would ever have another easy chance like this again, so I said YES. YES I DO.
I'll never forget the look on her face. I thought she wanted to hurt me, there was a look of resentment and disappointment. It was kind of sad when I later found out the reason she was over at my place so often was because she was on vacation from work so that's why she over did her welcome so fast
But what did she expect? Wasn't she the one that disregarded the fact that she sort of took me from one of her friends. The relationship lasted for a month so she wasn't hurt for very long. We actually spoke the last time we saw each other. I was great seeing that ass knowing I once used to smack that all on the floor like Akon
It was funny how we met, but then again, maybe not. Am used to talking to strangers. I just never saw things going the way they did between us.
I peeped you “jocking” my style, like you rightfully should, but I passed you by. I thought your body was iight but you wasn’t really attractive
In all honesty, I spoke to you because you were conveniently positioned on my second time running into you, while I was exiting the subway terminal. But don’t blame me. I was just showing some love when I moseyed on over with a mean swagger and a pep in my step, threw my arms around your shoulder, and gave you my cell-phone to key in your numbers.
I knew from the jump she wasn’t the type of girl I’d take out n stuff. She were more like an inside girl, so I was careful not to rub her the wrong way, but how do I tell somebody nicely that “I don’t want to be with you. I just want to Fuck ? ”
I didn’t exactly say this verbally but by my actions I assumed she would have gotten the point
On the first night to my apartment (shared with my cousin), My friends took a liking to her (lets say Shelly’s) cool, playful, laid back personality, but still didn’t share me the laughter because they knew Shelly wasn’t the hottest of girls one would find
Shelly spent the night that night. but before going the sleep, instead of intimate kisses for foreplay. We rough housed each other. I still vividly remember Shelly trying to put me in a full nelson, while viciously trying to bite my neck. I had to struggle my way out of a head lock while laughing hysterically and catching my breath at the same time telling her “yo that shit ain’t cute yo”
If yawl think am joking just check my cousin’s head back where on a different occasion she accidentally spitted it against the wall while playing around. He even had to get stitches and the scare still remains to this day. Lol
She was a breast of a girl but I tamed her with Daddy’s Long Dick., giving it to her hard & rough just like she was before passing out that night.
I awoke early to get to work that morning, come to find this girl fast asleep in heavenly peace, ignoring my nudges to get the fuck up and out so I can go to work on time.
Would you believe I had to get ready and actually leave this girl for my cousin to dispose of because I didn’t want to be late for work and he usually leaves for work later than I did?
I called my cousin later to find if she had taken off and he told me she did and that she had a friend in mind she would like to hook him up with in the following weeks or so
By the time that weekend had came my interest for Shelly was gone or maybe because my cousin’s hook up date also had a friend she was bringing along on their dinner date and she wanted me to meet her. Shelly was friends with these two girls, but not the best of friends though.
I went along on the dinner date. Shit! It wasn’t like me and Shelly were in a relationship
When I saw my cousin’s hook up's friend I was all smiles. Seeing those C cup breast(is that the larger ones?) with a Bo-Dunk-a-Dwink of an ass, I flirted with her the entire dinner, making it obvious I had a crush on her
I didn’t even know she liked me until after the dinner on our way out of the restaurant when she took my hands and ran ahead of my cousin and his date and layed a kiss on me.
She had a cute smile and big bulging eyes. The moment seemed right to chop a feel of that big old booty. And I did but she reminded me that we were still in public, so we held hands and carried on until the awkwardness kicked in and our fingers parted from each other
For the next month I was smothered with love from the girl(lets say Stacey) Stacey and my cousins hook up would come over every other day or so, cook clean and fuck the hell out of us, leave and come back for more the other day or so
Stacey was cool she got along with some of my home boys from around my way. At first I liked the way she would wine on my dick while chilling in the living room while all my friends were around. But she liked to kiss too much and I didn’t like that cause I knew my friends would talk shit when she would be gone.(What?yawl got something to say?) She was sexually liberated and would scream at the top of her lungs whenever I would bend she over the bathroom sink facing the huge mirror, telling me to smack her ass hard and pull and yank her hair(a first for me) I knew she wasn’t faking but she screamed extra loud just so my friends could hear she getting stuffed
Her birthday was within that month, so I threw a Lil birthday party, even blew some balloons and got a cake to bake, which she did a splendid job baking because I never got around to doing so
She was a little disappointed but I didn't see the reason and neither did her Friend because everything else was on point. I even explained that she should feel special because I had never done this for no one before.
We didn't even have sex on her birthday. She got moody unlike her usual self and went to rest alone in the bedroom. soon after I went to lay and comfort her, speaking sweet words in her ears
The next day we were back in full swing. Bent over, ass smacking, hair pulling while riding that ass of hers
I remember coming home and she would sometimes already be there waiting. I became annoyed when I would walk in the door and she didn't give my time to settle in before jumping all over me. I even had to tell her to reduce the smothering affections and kisses particularly when all my friends were around. She didn't take a liking to that. Things changed after I made that statement.
I was staring at the television, when this girl asked me if I wanted to break up with her or something? I wasn't thinking this at all, but the question made me wonder if I would ever have another easy chance like this again, so I said YES. YES I DO.
I'll never forget the look on her face. I thought she wanted to hurt me, there was a look of resentment and disappointment. It was kind of sad when I later found out the reason she was over at my place so often was because she was on vacation from work so that's why she over did her welcome so fast
But what did she expect? Wasn't she the one that disregarded the fact that she sort of took me from one of her friends. The relationship lasted for a month so she wasn't hurt for very long. We actually spoke the last time we saw each other. I was great seeing that ass knowing I once used to smack that all on the floor like Akon
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Ready Or Not Here I Come...Tagged
here are the rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ Music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Stunting Like My Daddy::Lil Wayne & Birdman
Well I am a Stunta' not sure bout my daddy tho. lol
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Its a Pity:Tanya Stephens
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bob Marley: Who The Cap Fits Wear It
guess am wearing a cap today
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Holding back the years: Simply red
Well something must be holding me back but like he says in the song "I'll keep holding on"...does that mean my life's purpose is to keep holding on??????
ohh my....lol
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bob Marley: Rat race
to rise above this day to day rat race and control my own
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Everybody plays a fool sometimes: The Main Ingredient
And I tell em don't act like you aint played a fool too...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
At Last: Ella Fitzgerald
Thats right! At last the right child has come along. uuuurrright
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Excuse me Miss: Jay-Z
yup, Excuse me miss, can you come whats ur name. Ladies...I guess
WHAT IS 2+2?
Day Dreaming: Aretha franklin
WTF? how do you figure! well 2+2= Day Dreaming of a vacation for 4
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mini Man: 50 Cent
lol. I know a little guy too. he's a good friend but he's little(short)..yeah, he's a good little friend...it would be funny if I call him mini man...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Said I loved You But I Lied: Michael Bolton
its true...its not more than love in feel inside.. I lied cos I didn't love you...lol..you have to remember the song..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pour Out A Little Liqour: 2Pac
drankin smokin n pouring out some liqour fo the homies RIP..I Aint mad at dat
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Girls Girls Girls: Jay-Z
its not wat you think...I don't want to be a girl girl girl when I grow up... maybe am a be a pimp when I grow up..like girls girls girls lol.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Baby Come Back: Ohio Players
I like this one, baby come back any fine of fool can see.....owwwwwww...hot joint..old skool...iiii
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Elton John: Your Song
this is so true... don't have much money, but if they did, they'd buy a big house...something something...we can live...
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Unconditional Love: 2Pac
Thug Style baby lol. well the title is on point.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Where I Want To Be: Donell Jones
LOL. Aint that some shit. its like don't cry for me. this is where i want to be
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Johnny You Too Bad: The Slickers
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Trouble Man: Marvin Gaye
Its true, I am a troubled man
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
How Am I supposed to Live without you: Michael Bolton
Lol Aint that some shit. It makes sense
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Dear Mama: 2Pac
dear Mama, Look wat ya boy's Done
I tagg Lighty and Olamild and Whoever wanna be tagged
1. Put Your iTunes/ Music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Stunting Like My Daddy::Lil Wayne & Birdman
Well I am a Stunta' not sure bout my daddy tho. lol
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Its a Pity:Tanya Stephens
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bob Marley: Who The Cap Fits Wear It
guess am wearing a cap today
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Holding back the years: Simply red
Well something must be holding me back but like he says in the song "I'll keep holding on"...does that mean my life's purpose is to keep holding on??????
ohh my....lol
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bob Marley: Rat race
to rise above this day to day rat race and control my own
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Everybody plays a fool sometimes: The Main Ingredient
And I tell em don't act like you aint played a fool too...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
At Last: Ella Fitzgerald
Thats right! At last the right child has come along. uuuurrright
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Excuse me Miss: Jay-Z
yup, Excuse me miss, can you come whats ur name. Ladies...I guess
WHAT IS 2+2?
Day Dreaming: Aretha franklin
WTF? how do you figure! well 2+2= Day Dreaming of a vacation for 4
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mini Man: 50 Cent
lol. I know a little guy too. he's a good friend but he's little(short)..yeah, he's a good little friend...it would be funny if I call him mini man...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Said I loved You But I Lied: Michael Bolton
its true...its not more than love in feel inside.. I lied cos I didn't love you...lol..you have to remember the song..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pour Out A Little Liqour: 2Pac
drankin smokin n pouring out some liqour fo the homies RIP..I Aint mad at dat
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Girls Girls Girls: Jay-Z
its not wat you think...I don't want to be a girl girl girl when I grow up... maybe am a be a pimp when I grow up..like girls girls girls lol.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Baby Come Back: Ohio Players
I like this one, baby come back any fine of fool can see.....owwwwwww...hot joint..old skool...iiii
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Elton John: Your Song
this is so true... don't have much money, but if they did, they'd buy a big house...something something...we can live...
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Unconditional Love: 2Pac
Thug Style baby lol. well the title is on point.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Where I Want To Be: Donell Jones
LOL. Aint that some shit. its like don't cry for me. this is where i want to be
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Johnny You Too Bad: The Slickers
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Trouble Man: Marvin Gaye
Its true, I am a troubled man
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
How Am I supposed to Live without you: Michael Bolton
Lol Aint that some shit. It makes sense
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Dear Mama: 2Pac
dear Mama, Look wat ya boy's Done
I tagg Lighty and Olamild and Whoever wanna be tagged
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Blogville Idol Is Back....Special Privilege
So You Think You Can Sing!?!
But You've never been given the chance to show the World what you've got!?!
Well, here's your chance to BLOW UP(in the blog world at lease)
But who knows where, winning or competing in the 2nd annual blogville Idol can get you!?!lol
To be apart of the judge panelist or a contestant or host just contact Pink-Satin at
pinksatinpinksatin@yahoo.com or opeke9ja@yahoo.com. The earlier you sign up, the
better you Chance to become a judge or compete and become to next big thing.
for further details please holla at Pink-Satin at www.pink-satin.blogspot.com
ooh Yea, I earned some bragging rights, so I think its fair to say I eliminated half of blogville's finest singers last year....and I might Just Do It Again. If you aint know. Ask About Me.lol
Special Previlege
Allow me to Re-Introduced myself and my Hood Fellas!
We da' Str8Locked Boys, coming from T.O.R.O.N.T.O.
I got my Nizzle "CASH" First on the Track Titled "TOMORROW The Remix"
along with my nizzle "JACK FROST"
and last but not lease My Self "BOY DUTCH" AKA G AKA DOG.
I've Been in the studio for 7 days making hits. "TOMORROW" is just one of em.
My MYSPACE is under construction, so I'll give out the address at a later date.
Yawl getting the special privilege of being some of the first to listen one of the multiply tracks we're smashed. Got opinions Lemme know.
No Competition Vol 1 the Mix tape, Coming to a Neighborhood near you
I don't care where you at!
Naija, America, Canada, Europe, Anywhere and Everywhere. Go get the shit lol.
Got opinions Lemme know.
But You've never been given the chance to show the World what you've got!?!
Well, here's your chance to BLOW UP(in the blog world at lease)
But who knows where, winning or competing in the 2nd annual blogville Idol can get you!?!lol
To be apart of the judge panelist or a contestant or host just contact Pink-Satin at
pinksatinpinksatin@yahoo.com or opeke9ja@yahoo.com. The earlier you sign up, the
better you Chance to become a judge or compete and become to next big thing.
for further details please holla at Pink-Satin at www.pink-satin.blogspot.com
ooh Yea, I earned some bragging rights, so I think its fair to say I eliminated half of blogville's finest singers last year....and I might Just Do It Again. If you aint know. Ask About Me.lol
Special Previlege
Allow me to Re-Introduced myself and my Hood Fellas!
We da' Str8Locked Boys, coming from T.O.R.O.N.T.O.
I got my Nizzle "CASH" First on the Track Titled "TOMORROW The Remix"
along with my nizzle "JACK FROST"
and last but not lease My Self "BOY DUTCH" AKA G AKA DOG.
I've Been in the studio for 7 days making hits. "TOMORROW" is just one of em.
My MYSPACE is under construction, so I'll give out the address at a later date.
Yawl getting the special privilege of being some of the first to listen one of the multiply tracks we're smashed. Got opinions Lemme know.
No Competition Vol 1 the Mix tape, Coming to a Neighborhood near you
I don't care where you at!
Naija, America, Canada, Europe, Anywhere and Everywhere. Go get the shit lol.
Got opinions Lemme know.
Monday, April 28, 2008
""Quote Of The Month""
QUESTION:
What did the recently Unemployed Husband say to his Wife?
ANSWER:
"I'm Sorry but I can't afford to treat you like a lady any more"
which means you'll have to start holding the door for me and don't say I'm your husband... Start Calling me your Pimp
Economical Hard Times calls for drastic measures. Some would say this is too much.
What did the recently Unemployed Husband say to his Wife?
ANSWER:
"I'm Sorry but I can't afford to treat you like a lady any more"
which means you'll have to start holding the door for me and don't say I'm your husband... Start Calling me your Pimp
Economical Hard Times calls for drastic measures. Some would say this is too much.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Anit Tihs Smoe Siht!
I thought this was interesting. Can you read this?
Olny srmat poelpe can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn..t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raedit wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Olny srmat poelpe can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn..t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raedit wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
The Funeral Which United A Family
Whats a 6 letter word thats capable of bringing out the best in people?
1=F,2=A,3=M,4=I,5=L,6=Y
Aint it strange? The last two times I've seen my cousins(from the other side of the Fam) was in the same place. A graveyard. Fortunately it was an older member of the family, who has lived a full life, whom pasted away
It wasn't a typical Funeral. It was More like a family reunion. I remember members of the family being so excited to see each other, they almost seemed to forget the occasion they were attending.
At the Wake, (Sista) Norma laid in perfect peace, dressed in an immaulate White dress made for heaven! I noticed the many grandkids and realised from a young age I, myself have also been attending funeral as well. The elders in the family has always been well known and highly respected.
I showed my last respect. This was the first time (I can remember )touching a life-less body and so did some of the curious little kids. Who, afterwards said: lets go wash our hands.lol.Silly kids
Can you Picture a full house with your uncles, your third cousins along with family Friends drinking and laughing over a 6-love game of Dominoes.
Or The mothers and aunts speaking loudly in excitement, in the kitchen, with sisters and relatives they haven't seen since the last funeral or family reunion! Everytime I had to get a Plate of rice and peas with jerk or curry chicken, I'd be reintroduced to a family I wished I had a better memory of!
OR our slick looking Older Cousin, big talkin' your aunt's sexy jamaican friend. cos they aint married yet, somewhere by the DJ, who's spinning the songs.
The best is, realising what a small world it is, when a girl you once had a little past with shows up and happens to be friends with ur distant cousin or the cousin who told you he saw you on facebook in the background of their friend's pictures.
Or the group of Cousins you're hesitant to talk with(just yet) Because you're still trying to remember their names and where you last remember seeing them. lol
Plus The Elderly ladies in the quieter parts of the house( Grand Mothers and Such) who might call you and ask who's child are you. They Usually have Names you hear more often than seeing the actual person, along with, my now sweet Grand Mother whom used to spank me reel good.lol
And the YG's. (Young Generations) Running MADLY inbetween everyone and everything in whomever was responsible for housing, the Full House of all the diffent generations of our large family.
This was the scenario I enjoyed for the weekend in three seperate family houses.
The graveyard was a another story...But in honouring Great Aunt Norma's passing, I'll dedicate the first song playing in her momeries. I couldn't work up the nerve to start off singing "Oh it is Jesus": my favorite gospel song from my church days as diffent song and hymns were shouted out ramdomly by others at the point before lowering the body
Like Great Aunt Norma's Pastor said: Sista Norma bought her ticket to heaven when she gave her life to the lord, therefore She was prepared for her day of jugdement.
Have you bought your ticket? hmmmmmmm
1=F,2=A,3=M,4=I,5=L,6=Y
Aint it strange? The last two times I've seen my cousins(from the other side of the Fam) was in the same place. A graveyard. Fortunately it was an older member of the family, who has lived a full life, whom pasted away
It wasn't a typical Funeral. It was More like a family reunion. I remember members of the family being so excited to see each other, they almost seemed to forget the occasion they were attending.
At the Wake, (Sista) Norma laid in perfect peace, dressed in an immaulate White dress made for heaven! I noticed the many grandkids and realised from a young age I, myself have also been attending funeral as well. The elders in the family has always been well known and highly respected.
I showed my last respect. This was the first time (I can remember )touching a life-less body and so did some of the curious little kids. Who, afterwards said: lets go wash our hands.lol.Silly kids
Can you Picture a full house with your uncles, your third cousins along with family Friends drinking and laughing over a 6-love game of Dominoes.
Or The mothers and aunts speaking loudly in excitement, in the kitchen, with sisters and relatives they haven't seen since the last funeral or family reunion! Everytime I had to get a Plate of rice and peas with jerk or curry chicken, I'd be reintroduced to a family I wished I had a better memory of!
OR our slick looking Older Cousin, big talkin' your aunt's sexy jamaican friend. cos they aint married yet, somewhere by the DJ, who's spinning the songs.
The best is, realising what a small world it is, when a girl you once had a little past with shows up and happens to be friends with ur distant cousin or the cousin who told you he saw you on facebook in the background of their friend's pictures.
Or the group of Cousins you're hesitant to talk with(just yet) Because you're still trying to remember their names and where you last remember seeing them. lol
Plus The Elderly ladies in the quieter parts of the house( Grand Mothers and Such) who might call you and ask who's child are you. They Usually have Names you hear more often than seeing the actual person, along with, my now sweet Grand Mother whom used to spank me reel good.lol
And the YG's. (Young Generations) Running MADLY inbetween everyone and everything in whomever was responsible for housing, the Full House of all the diffent generations of our large family.
This was the scenario I enjoyed for the weekend in three seperate family houses.
The graveyard was a another story...But in honouring Great Aunt Norma's passing, I'll dedicate the first song playing in her momeries. I couldn't work up the nerve to start off singing "Oh it is Jesus": my favorite gospel song from my church days as diffent song and hymns were shouted out ramdomly by others at the point before lowering the body
Like Great Aunt Norma's Pastor said: Sista Norma bought her ticket to heaven when she gave her life to the lord, therefore She was prepared for her day of jugdement.
Have you bought your ticket? hmmmmmmm
Monday, February 11, 2008
EVERYTHING INCLUDED
Friday Night: Nobody Party Like Us
While on the way to the dance hall party, Coolie-Man was show casing the latest dance hall Riddims. Sometimes I forget or don't realise how Jamaicans stay on top of their musical game. The feel good music was endless.
The DJ at the spot had brought through 6 dancers from Detroit to liven up the spot. Not like they were really needed though. When the "Real" dancing started, people's true colors start showing. Lately I just enjoy enjoying myself dancing and watching the real dancers enjoying themselves. Reason. Am not trying to draw too much attention to myself cos these pretty looking girls be no joke on the dance floor.
And am no match for those wild Jamaicans who be lifting girls waist high and doing the dance that look like "am fucking you with clothes on routine".
Or the head top. Where a girl be on her head top, wining her body while her legs are in the air, then a dude comes inbetween her legs, holding her and giving it to her.
Or the one where the dude is jucking the girl on the floor while she pretends to be moving away from the dick while on her back but the dick keeps chasing the pussy while the dudes on his butt....Trust me, its hard to explain
Or the one where the dude lays the girl on her back on the floor and elevates his body into the air, holding himself up with his hands and comes diving down inbetween her hers(again and again)....G aint that crazy with it...
Or just the nice times when everyone are doing the same moves like "Scooby doo" or "Stookie" or "Log on"...If only our generation could remember their studys like they do these dances, we'd be a smarter bunce of peoples I tell you. lol
There is more but I don't want to make a post with it. If I haven't already
Saturday Night: Lil Cousin's 5th Annual B Day party
It reminded me of a child hood I don't remember having. *Sobs* *Hold me* lol
All her Lil people came over( friends and family, full house) Even my older cousin and her cute lil 2 year old daughter came. She used to live there(at my aunt's house) but left cos of disputes between her and her mother. It prolly was akward for them but it was nice to see
Her baby and my sister's sexy friend's kid were the youngest at the party. My sister's friend's baby was in my arms as my sis attended to other things while my neice was trying to smother him with kisses, when suddenly he shoved/boxed her in her face. I laughed but it was funny. She didn't see it coming mannn. lol
The kids had the basement to themselves, playing some lights on lights off game, with the B Day girl happily screaming her head off, chasing her playmates with a flash light before, later cutting the cake. While holding the lil man for my sis,
I thought he would get crush if I let him go off with the crowd of wild kids but I let him loose and he had no trouble making new playmates with his bad ass
He wouldn't even go to my mom but he came to me. The kids love G
The B Day girl sure had a blast, with her tiara and in her B Day suit. She was the envy of the party and was gettig blinded by the flashing camera's lights
My aunt has Tons of those Naija movies so the older crowd were either in the kitchen gossiping or in the living room watching the movie and or eating having a good time.
Saturday Night: continues with Senorita
This girl was mad at me cos she thot I had only came to see her on thursday so I could roam free on friday and on the weekend and since I said I was gonna call her back before leaving for the clubs and I didn't cos after I got ready, I dosed off and woke up to Coolie-Man being close by to pick me up and forgot to call her
This girl told me she stayed up till 2 AM waiting for me to call. I can tell she catches feeling easily. She said the whole thing about me forgetting about her made her start to second guess her feelings for me, but I calmed her nerves with clever word play. She said she don't know if she could trust me cos, She's already having dreams about us and the fact that I had forgotten her, thats a bad sign. . I swear she's moving a little fast but I don't really want to slow her down.
I won't hurt her cos she's so loving and she shows me ultimate respect and her daughter is nothing but an angel and I can't take advantage of her cos I know her feelings are very vulnerable and she just needs someone real to be with. but at the same time I know am not exactly that guy. I just want to give her a good time for as long as the good times roll but now I see she's catching feelings and I know eventually I'll only Let her down easily. As females what are your suggestions?
While on the way to the dance hall party, Coolie-Man was show casing the latest dance hall Riddims. Sometimes I forget or don't realise how Jamaicans stay on top of their musical game. The feel good music was endless.
The DJ at the spot had brought through 6 dancers from Detroit to liven up the spot. Not like they were really needed though. When the "Real" dancing started, people's true colors start showing. Lately I just enjoy enjoying myself dancing and watching the real dancers enjoying themselves. Reason. Am not trying to draw too much attention to myself cos these pretty looking girls be no joke on the dance floor.
And am no match for those wild Jamaicans who be lifting girls waist high and doing the dance that look like "am fucking you with clothes on routine".
Or the head top. Where a girl be on her head top, wining her body while her legs are in the air, then a dude comes inbetween her legs, holding her and giving it to her.
Or the one where the dude is jucking the girl on the floor while she pretends to be moving away from the dick while on her back but the dick keeps chasing the pussy while the dudes on his butt....Trust me, its hard to explain
Or the one where the dude lays the girl on her back on the floor and elevates his body into the air, holding himself up with his hands and comes diving down inbetween her hers(again and again)....G aint that crazy with it...
Or just the nice times when everyone are doing the same moves like "Scooby doo" or "Stookie" or "Log on"...If only our generation could remember their studys like they do these dances, we'd be a smarter bunce of peoples I tell you. lol
There is more but I don't want to make a post with it. If I haven't already
Saturday Night: Lil Cousin's 5th Annual B Day party
It reminded me of a child hood I don't remember having. *Sobs* *Hold me* lol
All her Lil people came over( friends and family, full house) Even my older cousin and her cute lil 2 year old daughter came. She used to live there(at my aunt's house) but left cos of disputes between her and her mother. It prolly was akward for them but it was nice to see
Her baby and my sister's sexy friend's kid were the youngest at the party. My sister's friend's baby was in my arms as my sis attended to other things while my neice was trying to smother him with kisses, when suddenly he shoved/boxed her in her face. I laughed but it was funny. She didn't see it coming mannn. lol
The kids had the basement to themselves, playing some lights on lights off game, with the B Day girl happily screaming her head off, chasing her playmates with a flash light before, later cutting the cake. While holding the lil man for my sis,
I thought he would get crush if I let him go off with the crowd of wild kids but I let him loose and he had no trouble making new playmates with his bad ass
He wouldn't even go to my mom but he came to me. The kids love G
The B Day girl sure had a blast, with her tiara and in her B Day suit. She was the envy of the party and was gettig blinded by the flashing camera's lights
My aunt has Tons of those Naija movies so the older crowd were either in the kitchen gossiping or in the living room watching the movie and or eating having a good time.
Saturday Night: continues with Senorita
This girl was mad at me cos she thot I had only came to see her on thursday so I could roam free on friday and on the weekend and since I said I was gonna call her back before leaving for the clubs and I didn't cos after I got ready, I dosed off and woke up to Coolie-Man being close by to pick me up and forgot to call her
This girl told me she stayed up till 2 AM waiting for me to call. I can tell she catches feeling easily. She said the whole thing about me forgetting about her made her start to second guess her feelings for me, but I calmed her nerves with clever word play. She said she don't know if she could trust me cos, She's already having dreams about us and the fact that I had forgotten her, thats a bad sign. . I swear she's moving a little fast but I don't really want to slow her down.
I won't hurt her cos she's so loving and she shows me ultimate respect and her daughter is nothing but an angel and I can't take advantage of her cos I know her feelings are very vulnerable and she just needs someone real to be with. but at the same time I know am not exactly that guy. I just want to give her a good time for as long as the good times roll but now I see she's catching feelings and I know eventually I'll only Let her down easily. As females what are your suggestions?
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Hot Flicks
I watched some great movies this weekend. I got eight all together(Bootleg)
3:10 To Yuma:
with Russell Crowe as the antongonist/Bad Ass Outlaw Ben wade. Ben Wade who was arrested after ambushing an armored stagecoach and was to be taken on the 3:10 train to the prison Yuma in Azonia to be hanged. Ben Wade is a Pristol toting, trigger happy, fast talking wise guy.
Also starring Christian Bale as the modest family rancher Dan Evans. A civil war veteran who in his deading moments told his son to be proud of the fact that his daddy was the one brave enough to escost bad ass Ben Wade to Yuma when no one else would dare.
I loved the screen when Dan's son rescued his father and the guards who were held at gun point by Ben Wade on the long ride to Yuma. The little guy, at 15 or so came from behind with a gun pointed to Wade's head. Wade being the bad guy he was laughed cos he knew Dan's son wouldn't dare shoot him. The little guy burst a shot from him pistol, defying Wade's thought as the unarmed Dan told Wade to drop his gun as he moved in to apprehend Ben Wade who would have otherwise escaped
Also starring the sociopathic Charlie Prince As Ben Foster, loved the way this guy acted in this movie, even though he was a ruthless killer
Now To my last Review and Flavorite Movie of the pack: No Country For Old Men
It begins with a story of a drug deal gone very wrong and the drama as Josh Brolin playing Lle-wel-yn Moss, comes across a open field of corpses and one dying Mexican. He also finds two million dollars in a suitcase next to the massacre in the desert landscape of West Texas. He was also a veteran serving in Vietnam
Moss, Initially unaware of the transponder's(a tracking device) existence inside of the suitcase with the money, sends his wife out of town and moves from motel to motel as he attempts to elude both the Mexicans and a Hitman called Chigurh Y'all would hope never to see but don't worry I got pictures for y'all. Y'all welcome.
The antagonist Anton Chigurh to be exact was played by actor Javier Bardem with a unique weapon, a captive bolt pistol. In his first role on the screen He escapes custody by strangling a sheriff deputy with his handcuffs unsuspectingly
from behind.
Chigurh, a professional hitman, has been hired to retrieve the satchel of money which contains the hidden radio transponder to which he has the corresponding receiver. Chigurh nonchalantly kills maybe over 20 peoples in his pursuit to retrieve the money, some for no good reason at all. I really admire the way this guy would have his victims wonder if he was gonna kill em or not. I know its sick but I didnt make the movie mannnn
I laughed my ass off at a scene where he abruptly opened an office door, killing a boss who send someone out to get him while there stood an innocent male accountant in horror. With Chigurh's back facing the innocent accountant. The accountant nervously asked: "are you going to kill me?" Chigurh slowly turned to the accountant and said: Did you see my face? lol. The movie makers didn't even have to show the poor accountant getting killed. lol. Its a movie Y'all
Tommy Lee Jones Played Ed Tom Bell the local sheriff who tells of the changing times as the region becomes increasingly more violent. He focuses his attention on trying to locate and protect Moss. Moss who was about to be my hero after crossing the border to Mexico and almost escaping the Hit man Chigurh, didn't make it and I fear it was because his wife told the sheriff Moss wouldn't ask for help but she believed he needed it. She revealed where he was heading, also the same place she was told to go by Moss because the hit man was coming for her. The sheriff arrived to hear gun shots and Moss's wife later arrived to see an entourage of polices cruisers with flashing lights. Moss had such a run long. His death nearly crushed my world.
Have Y'all seen
In the name of the King?
The bucket List?
Saw 4?
Beowulf?
Rush Hour 3?
Spider-man 3?
I am Legend?
Shoot Em Up?
3:10 To Yuma:
with Russell Crowe as the antongonist/Bad Ass Outlaw Ben wade. Ben Wade who was arrested after ambushing an armored stagecoach and was to be taken on the 3:10 train to the prison Yuma in Azonia to be hanged. Ben Wade is a Pristol toting, trigger happy, fast talking wise guy.
Also starring Christian Bale as the modest family rancher Dan Evans. A civil war veteran who in his deading moments told his son to be proud of the fact that his daddy was the one brave enough to escost bad ass Ben Wade to Yuma when no one else would dare.
I loved the screen when Dan's son rescued his father and the guards who were held at gun point by Ben Wade on the long ride to Yuma. The little guy, at 15 or so came from behind with a gun pointed to Wade's head. Wade being the bad guy he was laughed cos he knew Dan's son wouldn't dare shoot him. The little guy burst a shot from him pistol, defying Wade's thought as the unarmed Dan told Wade to drop his gun as he moved in to apprehend Ben Wade who would have otherwise escaped
Also starring the sociopathic Charlie Prince As Ben Foster, loved the way this guy acted in this movie, even though he was a ruthless killer
Now To my last Review and Flavorite Movie of the pack: No Country For Old Men
It begins with a story of a drug deal gone very wrong and the drama as Josh Brolin playing Lle-wel-yn Moss, comes across a open field of corpses and one dying Mexican. He also finds two million dollars in a suitcase next to the massacre in the desert landscape of West Texas. He was also a veteran serving in Vietnam
Moss, Initially unaware of the transponder's(a tracking device) existence inside of the suitcase with the money, sends his wife out of town and moves from motel to motel as he attempts to elude both the Mexicans and a Hitman called Chigurh Y'all would hope never to see but don't worry I got pictures for y'all. Y'all welcome.
The antagonist Anton Chigurh to be exact was played by actor Javier Bardem with a unique weapon, a captive bolt pistol. In his first role on the screen He escapes custody by strangling a sheriff deputy with his handcuffs unsuspectingly
from behind.
Chigurh, a professional hitman, has been hired to retrieve the satchel of money which contains the hidden radio transponder to which he has the corresponding receiver. Chigurh nonchalantly kills maybe over 20 peoples in his pursuit to retrieve the money, some for no good reason at all. I really admire the way this guy would have his victims wonder if he was gonna kill em or not. I know its sick but I didnt make the movie mannnn
I laughed my ass off at a scene where he abruptly opened an office door, killing a boss who send someone out to get him while there stood an innocent male accountant in horror. With Chigurh's back facing the innocent accountant. The accountant nervously asked: "are you going to kill me?" Chigurh slowly turned to the accountant and said: Did you see my face? lol. The movie makers didn't even have to show the poor accountant getting killed. lol. Its a movie Y'all
Tommy Lee Jones Played Ed Tom Bell the local sheriff who tells of the changing times as the region becomes increasingly more violent. He focuses his attention on trying to locate and protect Moss. Moss who was about to be my hero after crossing the border to Mexico and almost escaping the Hit man Chigurh, didn't make it and I fear it was because his wife told the sheriff Moss wouldn't ask for help but she believed he needed it. She revealed where he was heading, also the same place she was told to go by Moss because the hit man was coming for her. The sheriff arrived to hear gun shots and Moss's wife later arrived to see an entourage of polices cruisers with flashing lights. Moss had such a run long. His death nearly crushed my world.
Have Y'all seen
In the name of the King?
The bucket List?
Saw 4?
Beowulf?
Rush Hour 3?
Spider-man 3?
I am Legend?
Shoot Em Up?
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Single hood VS Relationship
I remember when I sent you that text to wish you Happy New Year! It was some minutes after 12 O Clock and I knew the thought would go a long way and scored me some points in the future. And guess what? It did
I had met her weeks before the holidays but no foundation was built as yet on whether we were compatible or maybe people with no common interest. It was all still in the air. I was playing it verry cool with a capital K.lol
No excessive type desperate calling but simple subtle messages not the annoy you but to make sure I wasn't forgotten.
We caught each other online during one early morning and this did me some justice, for one because I knew the impression she had of me was probably stereotypical and it give me a chance to prove I was more than my baggy jeans, matching fitted hat, timberland's boots and a bag of swagger.lol
I used whatever charm I inherited from my mother and poppa and elsewhere and by the end of your hour long conversation I managed to set up a date for the weekend. Not getting my hopes too high cos I know girls can always come up with excuses to cancel
The Friday before the date I had been to the studio for a session and because things are looking good for this year, I was very excited and enthusiastic and it showed on my date with QUIN. I left a really great first impression on her. I converted from the T-shirt and threw on a dress shirt(button up) and some clean pairs of dress shoes and took her to a nice spot for dinner.
She told me she took a chance with me and the moment she saw me she didn't expect what she had behold but she was glad to have made the decision. We spoke all night and the date went flawless, as she shoaked up all the lyrics I was rapping to her. She said I made her very comfortable which was unusually cos must guys don't get her that comfortable on the first date. Where have I heard that before?
After we digested our foods, we took a stroll around the block, enjoying the perfect weather we were having especially for early January in Canada. You didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know there was chemistry between us. We held a corner and embraced each other with pleasant delight, snuggling up together in the night breeze rubbing ourselves warm as if the mall's heat wasn't good enough. But we wanted to be alone, so we stayed outside
She stared into my eyes with comfort and a warm smile from a feeling of what seemed like a new beginning between us both.
She's a great kisser, a virgin, 20, a christian who admits she's not perfect, takes part in the church choir, plays the steel drum. She's Trinidadian. We hit it off great but even though we're aware of liking each other our future is still undefined but we've discuss our concerns gracefully
NOW TO THE DEBATING ISSUE
It was my cousin's (L-Easy's) B-Day party this weekend and boy oh boy did we have fun. It was me. him, his two brothers, 2 of our next cousins, with friends & baby mamma, his boss(a cool white guy), his co-work+wife and then about six females friends and yeah Dave and Raul who got kicked out n was later arrested and released in the morning.lol. Man we was dranking, dancing, partying n bullshit
I knew some of the females from my cousins place from "back in the days" but they had brought along some new ones. One in particularly who caught my attention. She seemed quiet, so I asked her friend(the one I knew from before) what was her friends name. She said
Nigga, why don't you man the fuck up and go find out.lol. We go way back or else I would have showed her what the 5 fingers said to the face. just kidding, we were having fun. I laughted
I didn't step to her friend: Señorita, until I felt naturally to do so and had came up with something origianal to say, something that would leave room for a continious conversation and not something stupid shit. Lets just say I made a good impression.
We even danced to salsa. owwwwww.lol
So the next day I was at her apartment right! lol. I spent the night, just cozy cuddling, no sex. She had this thing, where she believed kissing is to be shared with someone special and well known and that it was almost more important than sex it self. She didn't want either of us becoming too clingy too fast cos welllll.. she has a child and the obvious that comes with that
Yawl tell me if am asking for trouble? She has a....How do you say? How do you say? yeah, I sorta a crazy, (sorta)sociopathic baby daddy.
who she's in court with battling with baby daddy issues. They have this court arrangement where he can't be on her permisses. So on weekends when he returns the child they meet outside of the back of a Starbucks parking lot for the drop off n pick up.
Tell me what am doing waiting inside the Starbucks, drinking a chocolate Mocha,(cutting a 10(legs crossed) fitting in with those people who like to sit and read over coffee, wishing I had my laptop to feed my ego.lol. I kid) while she handled her back door deal
It was dark outside and I remember her telling me her baby daddy drove a black Chevy Denali(SUV)When she tapped on the window after getting her child. I came out. I saw the Denila turned at the light I was crossing while she was up ahead, I kept a slow pace and watched that this fool didn't pull a U-Turn. He didn't
Their baby is a sweetheart, made up of Italian, Portuguese and Spanish from her mother's side and Jamaican from her father's side. The kid took a real liking to mommies new friend. she came running to give me a kiss after another while I was laying on the cough just before her mother put her to bed. That was about 8:45 and I was supposed to leave at around 12:00 but yawl know how it is when its cold outside and everything is going so great you just don't want to leave? So we held each other, watching 2 movies
Its not like the girl can't have a friend right? She's not to be judged wrongfully for tryna have a life outside of her Baby Daddy's confines. She puts her daughter first, she respectful, loving, smart, a business minded sales person, with plans to inherit of fathers business and she very hospitable n neat.
I love the way she play with my nappy head, hands and fingers, neck and chest and can lay around for hours doing sweet nothing.
Quin called while we were together and I told Señorita our situation and asked her if I was in the wrong for what I was doing, being that me and Quin haven't yet defined our relationship n all
Am deciding to tell Quin tonight about last night just to be fair, I might leave out some details though.
Single hood VS Relationship, I have a decision to make, or do I?
oh DL you gotta proofread this for me cos I was in a rush posting this, OK pimping? love ya
I had met her weeks before the holidays but no foundation was built as yet on whether we were compatible or maybe people with no common interest. It was all still in the air. I was playing it verry cool with a capital K.lol
No excessive type desperate calling but simple subtle messages not the annoy you but to make sure I wasn't forgotten.
We caught each other online during one early morning and this did me some justice, for one because I knew the impression she had of me was probably stereotypical and it give me a chance to prove I was more than my baggy jeans, matching fitted hat, timberland's boots and a bag of swagger.lol
I used whatever charm I inherited from my mother and poppa and elsewhere and by the end of your hour long conversation I managed to set up a date for the weekend. Not getting my hopes too high cos I know girls can always come up with excuses to cancel
The Friday before the date I had been to the studio for a session and because things are looking good for this year, I was very excited and enthusiastic and it showed on my date with QUIN. I left a really great first impression on her. I converted from the T-shirt and threw on a dress shirt(button up) and some clean pairs of dress shoes and took her to a nice spot for dinner.
She told me she took a chance with me and the moment she saw me she didn't expect what she had behold but she was glad to have made the decision. We spoke all night and the date went flawless, as she shoaked up all the lyrics I was rapping to her. She said I made her very comfortable which was unusually cos must guys don't get her that comfortable on the first date. Where have I heard that before?
After we digested our foods, we took a stroll around the block, enjoying the perfect weather we were having especially for early January in Canada. You didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know there was chemistry between us. We held a corner and embraced each other with pleasant delight, snuggling up together in the night breeze rubbing ourselves warm as if the mall's heat wasn't good enough. But we wanted to be alone, so we stayed outside
She stared into my eyes with comfort and a warm smile from a feeling of what seemed like a new beginning between us both.
She's a great kisser, a virgin, 20, a christian who admits she's not perfect, takes part in the church choir, plays the steel drum. She's Trinidadian. We hit it off great but even though we're aware of liking each other our future is still undefined but we've discuss our concerns gracefully
NOW TO THE DEBATING ISSUE
It was my cousin's (L-Easy's) B-Day party this weekend and boy oh boy did we have fun. It was me. him, his two brothers, 2 of our next cousins, with friends & baby mamma, his boss(a cool white guy), his co-work+wife and then about six females friends and yeah Dave and Raul who got kicked out n was later arrested and released in the morning.lol. Man we was dranking, dancing, partying n bullshit
I knew some of the females from my cousins place from "back in the days" but they had brought along some new ones. One in particularly who caught my attention. She seemed quiet, so I asked her friend(the one I knew from before) what was her friends name. She said
Nigga, why don't you man the fuck up and go find out.lol. We go way back or else I would have showed her what the 5 fingers said to the face. just kidding, we were having fun. I laughted
I didn't step to her friend: Señorita, until I felt naturally to do so and had came up with something origianal to say, something that would leave room for a continious conversation and not something stupid shit. Lets just say I made a good impression.
We even danced to salsa. owwwwww.lol
So the next day I was at her apartment right! lol. I spent the night, just cozy cuddling, no sex. She had this thing, where she believed kissing is to be shared with someone special and well known and that it was almost more important than sex it self. She didn't want either of us becoming too clingy too fast cos welllll.. she has a child and the obvious that comes with that
Yawl tell me if am asking for trouble? She has a....How do you say? How do you say? yeah, I sorta a crazy, (sorta)sociopathic baby daddy.
who she's in court with battling with baby daddy issues. They have this court arrangement where he can't be on her permisses. So on weekends when he returns the child they meet outside of the back of a Starbucks parking lot for the drop off n pick up.
Tell me what am doing waiting inside the Starbucks, drinking a chocolate Mocha,(cutting a 10(legs crossed) fitting in with those people who like to sit and read over coffee, wishing I had my laptop to feed my ego.lol. I kid) while she handled her back door deal
It was dark outside and I remember her telling me her baby daddy drove a black Chevy Denali(SUV)When she tapped on the window after getting her child. I came out. I saw the Denila turned at the light I was crossing while she was up ahead, I kept a slow pace and watched that this fool didn't pull a U-Turn. He didn't
Their baby is a sweetheart, made up of Italian, Portuguese and Spanish from her mother's side and Jamaican from her father's side. The kid took a real liking to mommies new friend. she came running to give me a kiss after another while I was laying on the cough just before her mother put her to bed. That was about 8:45 and I was supposed to leave at around 12:00 but yawl know how it is when its cold outside and everything is going so great you just don't want to leave? So we held each other, watching 2 movies
Its not like the girl can't have a friend right? She's not to be judged wrongfully for tryna have a life outside of her Baby Daddy's confines. She puts her daughter first, she respectful, loving, smart, a business minded sales person, with plans to inherit of fathers business and she very hospitable n neat.
I love the way she play with my nappy head, hands and fingers, neck and chest and can lay around for hours doing sweet nothing.
Quin called while we were together and I told Señorita our situation and asked her if I was in the wrong for what I was doing, being that me and Quin haven't yet defined our relationship n all
Am deciding to tell Quin tonight about last night just to be fair, I might leave out some details though.
Single hood VS Relationship, I have a decision to make, or do I?
oh DL you gotta proofread this for me cos I was in a rush posting this, OK pimping? love ya
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Shopping For A Book, Or So I Thought PT#2
Everything was going Fine until she said something which lead me to believe she was a bit reluctant about some issues because of her past hurt from previous relationships. We were sharing heart felt stories about life.
I can go really deep into people's life whenever I show my interest.
I made mention of her reluctance and she became a total Mess, weeping and saying, she appreciated my concern but guys have hurt her before in the past, so she can't tell who to trust. I comforted her and managed to bring her back to normal but couldn't help thinking what a mess of an episode that was.
She felt a little embarrassed and said she wanted to leave, even though I could tell she didn't really want to. I tried to convinced her that since it had begun to rain, why not share a Taxi to her place. The mood was lighten so, I said we can be warm together instead of being cold and alone. She said she wasn't sure about that and at the moment she stood up to go to the Ladies Room
She lost her balance and slightly tripped while stepping down from the tool but she didn't fall. I had to comfort her again and tell her not to worry, the bar was just about empty so there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I don't know, can a girl handle 1 pitcher? lol
After she returned from the Ladies Room she decided we could go back to her place and we didn't have to take a Taxi because it was just around the corner and up the street. She only asked that I didn't be a "GUY". I didn't ask her what she meant because if it meant not wanting sex. Me hearing that might have ruined my attitude. But in my mind that only meant I had to be verry, verry subtle
We had fun walking back to her place. I was careful to take note of where she was leading me as I followed her through the back streets and tall city buildings so a DOG remember to find his way back home.
The rain had let up and I remember her carelessly walking in some mud as I followed. I said girl are you crazy? You got me messing up my Timbs(boots). I stopped her by a puddle of water to clean the bottom of our shoes off and in whatever little patch of snow that was on the ground. She became very playful at the moment. I could tell she had forgetton about her little episode at the bar
At her place, she went to the kitchen to get us drinks as I stood staring in her mirror, placed against her bed room door, laughing with joy at how far I've made my way from that first eye contact. I shook my head with self delight. Thinking Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G.lol
later we sat together on her bed because there wasn't really much room, being this was her smaller place for easily commuting to and from college.
She layed face up with her legs rested atop my lap. She had taken off her knee high winter boots/semi heels and her skirt was loose fitted so my eyes wondered towards her nether region. I thought I'd work some magic, keeping in mind subtlety was the key with her.
I told her I'd be more comfortable if we both layed back together instead of me on the opposite side of the bed. She got up to properly fix the duvet to make more room for both of us. Together under the sheets, my hands were chilly from recently getting in from out the cold. But like I thought, a touch of her body would make both of us happy, the room was chilly and we both wanted to share each other's body heat. It was just obvious, we were so cozy
I now wanted my skin to press against hers and I knew she wanted the same. But I still had to be subtle. I knew she wanted to be pleasured and since my hand was on her legs, I slowly reach my way towards her spot(pussy)...She welcomed my creeping hand going down, reaching for her clitoris. I won't lie,the position was awkward and writing this makes me now realise I was maybe moving a little fast because she wasn't even wet which is bad, I know and it also made it a little difficult to even slip my finger inside of her. Ma bad.
I chose to lay on top of her, nibbling on her neck and wining my waist a little to get her more hot n heated, until she asked for me to remove my clothes or I'd make the suggestion myself. I made the suggestion later and she approved, hopping out of mines while she hopped out of hers. She said be romantic, as i climbed atop her, rubbing my dick on your clit. I fight the urge not to slide in co-jack(with no a rubber) which was pretty easy because i remember seeing a single condom on her dresser from earlier
She told me where it was and I stretch my arm to get it. After 5 minutes of her taking it and moaning she stopped me and said she was beginning to feel bad because we had just met. Is this girl a case or what?
She started to weep(again)saying why did it have to lead to sex, that she thought we shared something special. She apologised to me saying I was beyond her in experience and It wasn't my(G) fault. I comforted her(again) and told her its Okay. Am sorry I couldn't also control myself from wanting to have sex. I made myself feel like a dirt-bag for her sake not that I really thought I was.
She gave me the most innocent kiss on the lips and stared in amazement into my eyes. I got dress, pulling my pant over my huge "Boner" and offered to take her numbers as I was leaving. She put her name n number into my phone and then changed her mind (twice). I wasn't mad at all but maybe she was. Sorry, maybe not mad but a little messed up. All I know was that its time for a Dawg to find his way home
I went to get a book, and came back with a messed up story to tell.
I can go really deep into people's life whenever I show my interest.
I made mention of her reluctance and she became a total Mess, weeping and saying, she appreciated my concern but guys have hurt her before in the past, so she can't tell who to trust. I comforted her and managed to bring her back to normal but couldn't help thinking what a mess of an episode that was.
She felt a little embarrassed and said she wanted to leave, even though I could tell she didn't really want to. I tried to convinced her that since it had begun to rain, why not share a Taxi to her place. The mood was lighten so, I said we can be warm together instead of being cold and alone. She said she wasn't sure about that and at the moment she stood up to go to the Ladies Room
She lost her balance and slightly tripped while stepping down from the tool but she didn't fall. I had to comfort her again and tell her not to worry, the bar was just about empty so there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I don't know, can a girl handle 1 pitcher? lol
After she returned from the Ladies Room she decided we could go back to her place and we didn't have to take a Taxi because it was just around the corner and up the street. She only asked that I didn't be a "GUY". I didn't ask her what she meant because if it meant not wanting sex. Me hearing that might have ruined my attitude. But in my mind that only meant I had to be verry, verry subtle
We had fun walking back to her place. I was careful to take note of where she was leading me as I followed her through the back streets and tall city buildings so a DOG remember to find his way back home.
The rain had let up and I remember her carelessly walking in some mud as I followed. I said girl are you crazy? You got me messing up my Timbs(boots). I stopped her by a puddle of water to clean the bottom of our shoes off and in whatever little patch of snow that was on the ground. She became very playful at the moment. I could tell she had forgetton about her little episode at the bar
At her place, she went to the kitchen to get us drinks as I stood staring in her mirror, placed against her bed room door, laughing with joy at how far I've made my way from that first eye contact. I shook my head with self delight. Thinking Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G.lol
later we sat together on her bed because there wasn't really much room, being this was her smaller place for easily commuting to and from college.
She layed face up with her legs rested atop my lap. She had taken off her knee high winter boots/semi heels and her skirt was loose fitted so my eyes wondered towards her nether region. I thought I'd work some magic, keeping in mind subtlety was the key with her.
I told her I'd be more comfortable if we both layed back together instead of me on the opposite side of the bed. She got up to properly fix the duvet to make more room for both of us. Together under the sheets, my hands were chilly from recently getting in from out the cold. But like I thought, a touch of her body would make both of us happy, the room was chilly and we both wanted to share each other's body heat. It was just obvious, we were so cozy
I now wanted my skin to press against hers and I knew she wanted the same. But I still had to be subtle. I knew she wanted to be pleasured and since my hand was on her legs, I slowly reach my way towards her spot(pussy)...She welcomed my creeping hand going down, reaching for her clitoris. I won't lie,the position was awkward and writing this makes me now realise I was maybe moving a little fast because she wasn't even wet which is bad, I know and it also made it a little difficult to even slip my finger inside of her. Ma bad.
I chose to lay on top of her, nibbling on her neck and wining my waist a little to get her more hot n heated, until she asked for me to remove my clothes or I'd make the suggestion myself. I made the suggestion later and she approved, hopping out of mines while she hopped out of hers. She said be romantic, as i climbed atop her, rubbing my dick on your clit. I fight the urge not to slide in co-jack(with no a rubber) which was pretty easy because i remember seeing a single condom on her dresser from earlier
She told me where it was and I stretch my arm to get it. After 5 minutes of her taking it and moaning she stopped me and said she was beginning to feel bad because we had just met. Is this girl a case or what?
She started to weep(again)saying why did it have to lead to sex, that she thought we shared something special. She apologised to me saying I was beyond her in experience and It wasn't my(G) fault. I comforted her(again) and told her its Okay. Am sorry I couldn't also control myself from wanting to have sex. I made myself feel like a dirt-bag for her sake not that I really thought I was.
She gave me the most innocent kiss on the lips and stared in amazement into my eyes. I got dress, pulling my pant over my huge "Boner" and offered to take her numbers as I was leaving. She put her name n number into my phone and then changed her mind (twice). I wasn't mad at all but maybe she was. Sorry, maybe not mad but a little messed up. All I know was that its time for a Dawg to find his way home
I went to get a book, and came back with a messed up story to tell.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Shopping For A Book, Or So I Thought
Since I'm the type of person who can't stand spending more than 1 day coped up in the house. I went for a stroll down the block, going nowhere in particular, I allowed my feet to carry me wherever my mind desired. It was Boxing Day but my desire wasn't to go shopping but rather to roam freely like a curious DOG (Was that a Pun? lol) and eventually find my way home
During the subway ride downtown Toronto I took note of a guy deeply submerged into a book he was reading and I thought to myself, that's what I need: A Book. I really didn't have any need for anything else so I thought, I'd go to Chapters: The Canadian #1 retail book store and chose a book to enlighten myself as a means for the new year, or so I thought
I spotted a girl walking by and the eye contact we shared was longer than usual for two strangers. But life moves so fast. I knew I'd seem desperate If I were to try and holla at her because by then I would literally have to "chase" her
I beated myself up for a second, I could hear my conscience saying: Mutha fu5ka you must be getting old or something's gotta be wrong with you. While the next side of my conscience agreed like: I know, you've been doing this for too long, you need to snap out of it cos deep down I knew I should.
Anyway I basically had a moment with myself. And be the time I was finished debating, the girl was walking back towards my direction
My conscience Hid as I snapped out of my prior train of thoughts to say hello to her
I throw on a smile and approached her friendly and said: Happy Holidays Ma. How was your Christmas? She smiled and said fine, and yours? I answered her question as we walked together up the street. Less the than a half a block up and a few more exchange of words, I thought I could easily get her numbers and walk away but to my surprise she said in a friendly manner. Do you think your the first guy who's tried that? Why should I give you My numbers. lol
I said look, Its a new year and Am trying to surround myself with positive thinking people who can show me new things n places, you know. I said I didn't need all that bad vibes from the same old negative friends I once knew.
I swear she gave me a look that proved that was the best possibly thing I could ever have said. In fact I think that's my new pick up line...lol Ain't I so cunning?
She said well, I am sort of hungry. Have you ever been to Rilley's (PUB) before?
I said no but I couldn't mind going. From that moment you could have sworn we were ancient best friends the way we got along. We hardly ever had an awkward moment or a
moment of silent. We spoke about everything under the sun, moon and stars. Including the sun, moon and stars
She order fried and I suggested we went half on a pitcher of Keith Alexandra(beer).
Note To Self: G when you're with a lady/girl learn some drinks more appropiate for them. What you think you're with your boys, ordering beers n shit lol..ladies gimme some suggestions
About half an hour to 45 minutes later the pitcher was finished, we were getting really cozy and then to my surprise....It was her idea to get a next round and I couldn't have been happier. Because that meant a next half an hour to 45 minutes to define what or where the night was going or would bring
She was 25 and had her owe place. The first was far away, back uptown and the second which was closer, she only told me about as time progressed, which I suspected was out of fear of leading me to think I could invite myself over
anyway I did go back to her place where the story continued but am sure yawl got stuff to do like myself so I'll cut it here and continue sometime during the week
for those of yawl who even care, well holla at ya boy
During the subway ride downtown Toronto I took note of a guy deeply submerged into a book he was reading and I thought to myself, that's what I need: A Book. I really didn't have any need for anything else so I thought, I'd go to Chapters: The Canadian #1 retail book store and chose a book to enlighten myself as a means for the new year, or so I thought
I spotted a girl walking by and the eye contact we shared was longer than usual for two strangers. But life moves so fast. I knew I'd seem desperate If I were to try and holla at her because by then I would literally have to "chase" her
I beated myself up for a second, I could hear my conscience saying: Mutha fu5ka you must be getting old or something's gotta be wrong with you. While the next side of my conscience agreed like: I know, you've been doing this for too long, you need to snap out of it cos deep down I knew I should.
Anyway I basically had a moment with myself. And be the time I was finished debating, the girl was walking back towards my direction
My conscience Hid as I snapped out of my prior train of thoughts to say hello to her
I throw on a smile and approached her friendly and said: Happy Holidays Ma. How was your Christmas? She smiled and said fine, and yours? I answered her question as we walked together up the street. Less the than a half a block up and a few more exchange of words, I thought I could easily get her numbers and walk away but to my surprise she said in a friendly manner. Do you think your the first guy who's tried that? Why should I give you My numbers. lol
I said look, Its a new year and Am trying to surround myself with positive thinking people who can show me new things n places, you know. I said I didn't need all that bad vibes from the same old negative friends I once knew.
I swear she gave me a look that proved that was the best possibly thing I could ever have said. In fact I think that's my new pick up line...lol Ain't I so cunning?
She said well, I am sort of hungry. Have you ever been to Rilley's (PUB) before?
I said no but I couldn't mind going. From that moment you could have sworn we were ancient best friends the way we got along. We hardly ever had an awkward moment or a
moment of silent. We spoke about everything under the sun, moon and stars. Including the sun, moon and stars
She order fried and I suggested we went half on a pitcher of Keith Alexandra(beer).
Note To Self: G when you're with a lady/girl learn some drinks more appropiate for them. What you think you're with your boys, ordering beers n shit lol..ladies gimme some suggestions
About half an hour to 45 minutes later the pitcher was finished, we were getting really cozy and then to my surprise....It was her idea to get a next round and I couldn't have been happier. Because that meant a next half an hour to 45 minutes to define what or where the night was going or would bring
She was 25 and had her owe place. The first was far away, back uptown and the second which was closer, she only told me about as time progressed, which I suspected was out of fear of leading me to think I could invite myself over
anyway I did go back to her place where the story continued but am sure yawl got stuff to do like myself so I'll cut it here and continue sometime during the week
for those of yawl who even care, well holla at ya boy
Friday, January 4, 2008
The New Year's Eve Party ....(The N/Y/E/P )
The New Year's Eve Party we almost got to too late and almost missing the chance to celebrate the Mid-Night count down with the rest of the party goers. Yeh, that N/Y/E/P...5-4-3-2-1, good Bye 07, Hello 08...where were u at? lol
Disclaimer: Warning, Due to G's eventfully holidays, this post may be long for curtain people and my mind was a toxic waste whilst writing this, so......pardon any errors, I'll get em later
Yawl know most people don't plan for parties until the last minute and even though it was New Year's Eve, we literally made up our minds in the last half an hour on where we wanted to go. We had options but those same option were almost the downfall to our night. We were a little indecisive
Coolie-Man(a Friend) was determine to cruise around and at the last minute we ended up going out of bound and getting, not lost but, Misplaced. Like most G's(Guys) he wouldn't admit it, not knowing I'd figured for myself long before. Instead he tried to play it off in a Coolie-Man style attempt by removing his shades from his head and putting it on
(in the night)
At the same moment he choose to reassure me of what a "Awesome" night we were gonna have, then he leaned forward, squinting to make out the street names because it was obviously unfamiliar territory. That's when I asked: Yo, B! You know where you going? lol
Moments later we were back on course, when we noticed a police cruiser moving at a slow pace ahead of us with flashing lights(a brotha's worst dislike or fear) Time was of the essence so we hesitantly passed him by slowly and even though we had nothing to be guilty of(welllll...that's not really yawl business) We held our heads straight, and never looking back
Coolie-Man asked: Is he there?
G: I don't know, I can't see. lol.
I refused to look back in fear of the officer stopping us on any suspicions and spending New Year Eve's time answering an officer. After a very long half a mile away, we pulled up at a red light, still having not checked the rear view, Coolie-Man was in Deep Thoughts. See a young black man's dislike/fear of police? No be small o. lol
Coolie-Man must have been thinking about Christmas trees with all green lights because he was at a complete stop for 20 seconds but his anxiety got the best of him and pressed the gas. driving through the red light. There were no traffic. Thankfully. Am guessing most party goers were already at their place of choice for the night since there was only 30 minutes to the BIG count-down. That police cruiser we were worried/paranoid about must have ditched somewhere to swallow up some donuts because surely he would have seen what just took place.
Yes coolie-Man stopped to clear his head and eventually we got to the party just in time. Believe it or not we had done NO Pre-drinking so after the necessary steps for entering the club/party. We went straight to the bar to buy the first rounds to celebrate the new year. Now was the perfect time to laugh at Coolie-Man for the whole crazy endeavor. The crowd began dancing the early morning away.
The DJ/Selector was great, at one point he had to beg of the younger more vibrant guys, out of the obviously more older crowd to please not smoke. Some Guys thought the music, the feeling, and time of year gave them a legit reason to smoke even though am sure they knew smoking was almost prohibited in Canada, much less in the club. I gotta say, its so funny how whenever those Oldies start playing, they bring back the same great old feeling
There was a camera man recording the event. He must have known what stars look like whenever he seen some because the "Video Light" almost burnt us by the end of the night. lol
The bar scenario was one to remember. I remember once just wanting a case of Heineken but the Ballers shouts from over my shoulders for $200 dollar bottles of whatever, overpowered my small order of just a case of Heineken. I soaked in the moment and smiled to myself taking note of how big money gets you great/fast service. At last call, the bartenders still sliped drinks under the regulators noses, who routinely made sure no more drinks were being served after last call
Since the fellows paid $40 dollars to get into the party, they honored the DJ's and club Manager's wish to not smoke on the dance floor. The fellows instead took it into the hallway corridor leading to the guys/gals restroom. Blunts and Cigar Smoke filled the air as people came through to pass to the restrooms. The instant whiff of marijuana in the air left amusing looks on each face to enter the room of euphoric recreational enjoyment
The Irony was that, one the event planner was supplying the smokes. When the Club management came though the Corridor, that Planner acted as if it was all to his surprise why people were smoking. Hustlers baby
Should in case my life becomes a movie.lol for that sake I can't leave what am about to mention out. It was too funny, I even got pictures.
Even the restroom were fun filled especially when a lady chose to come use the guys room because the Lady's room were overcrowded. We more than welcome her brave soul in and after she did her thing, am sure she must have known a pack of Jamaicans had to make most of the moment by posing with her and snapping pictures in spirit of the new year's joy we all were having. Its unfortunate my camera batteries were dying but I managed to capture the scene. Notices she leaves and Coolie-Man calls her back in for one more shot
I met a girl from the older crowd but due to her age amongst other things, she's one of those weekend affair types rather than anything else. Welcome to 08.
Disclaimer: Warning, Due to G's eventfully holidays, this post may be long for curtain people and my mind was a toxic waste whilst writing this, so......pardon any errors, I'll get em later
Yawl know most people don't plan for parties until the last minute and even though it was New Year's Eve, we literally made up our minds in the last half an hour on where we wanted to go. We had options but those same option were almost the downfall to our night. We were a little indecisive
Coolie-Man(a Friend) was determine to cruise around and at the last minute we ended up going out of bound and getting, not lost but, Misplaced. Like most G's(Guys) he wouldn't admit it, not knowing I'd figured for myself long before. Instead he tried to play it off in a Coolie-Man style attempt by removing his shades from his head and putting it on
(in the night)
At the same moment he choose to reassure me of what a "Awesome" night we were gonna have, then he leaned forward, squinting to make out the street names because it was obviously unfamiliar territory. That's when I asked: Yo, B! You know where you going? lol
Moments later we were back on course, when we noticed a police cruiser moving at a slow pace ahead of us with flashing lights(a brotha's worst dislike or fear) Time was of the essence so we hesitantly passed him by slowly and even though we had nothing to be guilty of(welllll...that's not really yawl business) We held our heads straight, and never looking back
Coolie-Man asked: Is he there?
G: I don't know, I can't see. lol.
I refused to look back in fear of the officer stopping us on any suspicions and spending New Year Eve's time answering an officer. After a very long half a mile away, we pulled up at a red light, still having not checked the rear view, Coolie-Man was in Deep Thoughts. See a young black man's dislike/fear of police? No be small o. lol
Coolie-Man must have been thinking about Christmas trees with all green lights because he was at a complete stop for 20 seconds but his anxiety got the best of him and pressed the gas. driving through the red light. There were no traffic. Thankfully. Am guessing most party goers were already at their place of choice for the night since there was only 30 minutes to the BIG count-down. That police cruiser we were worried/paranoid about must have ditched somewhere to swallow up some donuts because surely he would have seen what just took place.
Yes coolie-Man stopped to clear his head and eventually we got to the party just in time. Believe it or not we had done NO Pre-drinking so after the necessary steps for entering the club/party. We went straight to the bar to buy the first rounds to celebrate the new year. Now was the perfect time to laugh at Coolie-Man for the whole crazy endeavor. The crowd began dancing the early morning away.
The DJ/Selector was great, at one point he had to beg of the younger more vibrant guys, out of the obviously more older crowd to please not smoke. Some Guys thought the music, the feeling, and time of year gave them a legit reason to smoke even though am sure they knew smoking was almost prohibited in Canada, much less in the club. I gotta say, its so funny how whenever those Oldies start playing, they bring back the same great old feeling
There was a camera man recording the event. He must have known what stars look like whenever he seen some because the "Video Light" almost burnt us by the end of the night. lol
The bar scenario was one to remember. I remember once just wanting a case of Heineken but the Ballers shouts from over my shoulders for $200 dollar bottles of whatever, overpowered my small order of just a case of Heineken. I soaked in the moment and smiled to myself taking note of how big money gets you great/fast service. At last call, the bartenders still sliped drinks under the regulators noses, who routinely made sure no more drinks were being served after last call
Since the fellows paid $40 dollars to get into the party, they honored the DJ's and club Manager's wish to not smoke on the dance floor. The fellows instead took it into the hallway corridor leading to the guys/gals restroom. Blunts and Cigar Smoke filled the air as people came through to pass to the restrooms. The instant whiff of marijuana in the air left amusing looks on each face to enter the room of euphoric recreational enjoyment
The Irony was that, one the event planner was supplying the smokes. When the Club management came though the Corridor, that Planner acted as if it was all to his surprise why people were smoking. Hustlers baby
Should in case my life becomes a movie.lol for that sake I can't leave what am about to mention out. It was too funny, I even got pictures.
Even the restroom were fun filled especially when a lady chose to come use the guys room because the Lady's room were overcrowded. We more than welcome her brave soul in and after she did her thing, am sure she must have known a pack of Jamaicans had to make most of the moment by posing with her and snapping pictures in spirit of the new year's joy we all were having. Its unfortunate my camera batteries were dying but I managed to capture the scene. Notices she leaves and Coolie-Man calls her back in for one more shot
I met a girl from the older crowd but due to her age amongst other things, she's one of those weekend affair types rather than anything else. Welcome to 08.
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