Hey yawl! Let me explain to yawl whats going on. Today is the birthday of one of our dare blogville Friends. And since you are here, won't you please stay, party, celebrate and have yourself a slice of the lovely Sara Lee designer birthday cake....but not before the Birthday girl of course.lol
I'll have to ask someone to be on the look out for the birthday girl. She should be here in any minute. We want to give her a BIG surprise, ANONYMOUS BLOGGER you can handle that.
I'll be yawl DJ / master of ceremony (MC) for tonight.
I'll be spinning allll the right tunes, allll night long
Ms. LIGHTLY can be in charge of occasionally making sure the party snack table is filled with refreshments and appetizers
Thanks to CATWALQ the party is catered with some of Naija's finest dishes
And the lovely PRINCESA and OLAMILD will be taking turns blessing the meal and also taking photographs of everyone who's attending the party in their smashing new outfits
I personally appoint TOYINTAMATO to be the party starter and getting every one dancing on the dance floor.
SPARKLE will be reciting some lovely spoken words, written by herself, mid-way through out the party
RANDY NIGERIAN will be in charge of safely taking home all the girls who got a Lil too tipsy to drive themselves home....(Get yawl minds out the gutter!) He's just the designated Driver, so a minimum of .05 alcohol is allowed(a few beers or so) lol
And I do ask everyone here, (including the peoples I've given party tasks to and those I did not mention) to sign Cally-waffybabe's Birthday card before leaving the party and Remember the party IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT and Guys I see some ladies tonight that should be having some babies...baby
Uh oh! Here comes UNKNOWN BLOGGER.
She says Cally is approaching the building.
OK OK Everybody take yawl positions and find something to hide behind.
Am about to switch the lights off, so everybody be quite
Here She comes, Everybody, all in together now......SURPRISSSSSEEEEEEE
CALLY releases the door handle, she's a little startled but she's blushing from all the love she's receiving, as we all smoother her with birthday wishes and big hugs
I then announce on the microphone to:
"slice the birthday cake, so the party can really get cracking in this Mutha"
as CATWALQ grabs the mic, telling me to watch my mouth. lol
CALLY is looking gorgeous as ever, in her backless designer Fendi dress and Manola Blahnik heels with matching accessories, making it hard for anyone to outshine her as the party continues to the break of dawn.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLY
