My Mediocre Weekend

Warning: This is a long one, enjoy cos I Wouldn't be posting for the rest of the week
I'll holla

Okay so before the weekend arrived I had originated a plan. The plan was to "GET FRESH" you know chop(buy) some new gears(clothes).
And as some of yawl know, I've been on my GRIND and for this whole summer I've decided to basically save more than I spend(which I have had great success with by the way).

But seeing its gonna be my favorite time in the summer
(the Caribana festival, plus long holiday weekend...next week(END)

I just had to do it.

But before heading downtown Toronto to my favorite clothing store, I had a 12 o clock appointment down the street

After I took care of that business, I headed onto the street where I was approached by one of the many Jehovah's Witness singing, handing out pamphlet, and talking to people going about their day. His theme was: IF YOU DIED NOW, DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN OR TO HELL?

I wasn't in any real rush plus I wanted to compare views with him so we spoke for about 20 minutes but I'll share the point with yawl

I replied to this question saying
welll I don't know
He asked for my name and said: well G, have you ever told a lie?
I Said: YES
He said: did you know that's a sin?
I said: Yes
He Said: Have you committed murder?
I said: Like I'd tell you lol...nah man
He said: well did you know its a sin to even have hate in your heart for your neighbor?
I said: I don't hate nobody
He said: have you ever looked at a women lustfully?
I said : you mean like adultery? I've done that, in fact I was ever noticing that female over there behind you. I wouldn't mind tussling with her

Before I left, he rapped up his speech and gave me a pamphlet and the message, which was: LIKE HIMSELF, ALL OF US ARE NOT PERFECT AND WE ARE ALL BORN SINNERS BUT UNTIL WE REPENT AND GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE LORD. IF TOMORROW WAS JUDGEMENT DAY, WE WOULD ALL BE HELL BOUND.
And my mom says I need to go to church....Why? I got the word right here on the street

So now while on my way to down town Toronto, the JW(Jehovah's Witness) words start to reemerge in my head: IT-IS-A-SIN-TO-STARE-LUSTFULLY-UPON-YOUR-NEIGHBORS.
And am thinking, with all these beautiful young girls looking so good in their $five dollars and 99 cent dresses, skirts, short tops, low rider pants and what have you. How can I not stare lustfully?

So I decided while I embark on my journey to the far lands of Toronto from saga, about a hour and a half 2 buses and 2 train ride overflowing with beautiful babes, to remember what the JW said and challenge myself and keep my eyes in my head and to myself

Here we go

An hour and a half later I am welcomed by the loud sound of urban music and a store clerk with an arse so big, I swear I wanted to cry...O/M/G.
Well there goes my chance in heaven......that fast

I need help yawl, I need to see the AA. Am an ASS ADDICT

The store Clerk: Welcome to Rockwell's, looking for anything special today?
I said: hmmmmm, just trying to find an outfit, you know?
Store clerk: Well I'll be right here If you need any help

After browsing around the store I decided I wanted a size 12 in some black and blue Bape Star(bathing ape),

a double X in some Gd'up rugby shirt,a size 38 in some faded denim jeans, a new pair of knickers(i call em shorts Princesa) and a black navy type flight button up Dickie shirt

I asked the big arse clerk to get my sizes and as she turned her back, I bit my lips and said: You Somalian girls sure got some ass on yawl.
She laughed and said: am not Somalian, am Ethiopian
I said: that would've been my next guess, but let me ask you something. What is a man supposed to do when he see a nice ass like that?
She replied cleverly: You better run the other way
We both had to laugh out loud

The next day on Sunday, on my way to my cousin's house I ran into my ex ex girlfriend(b4...you know?)The last time I saw her, about two weekends ago. I was reminded why I left her(broke up with her) she was in a bad mood, which is cool once in a while but too much is much. I said my quick Hi's and byes cos it felt like I was the reason for her anger. After all I had left her in the pass, so why wouldn't she be mad
But this time she was looking very good and was feeling flirtatious and she didn't blow my high so we spoke until my bus came.

Than about half an hour later, would you believe? I saw another one of my ex(ex of summer 2000 to 2003 or something like that) I actually wasn't sure if it was even her for the longest time, cos she had lost the shape she had from years back, when we were doing us in our younger days. A lot of things went through my mind there and then at that time
like 1: my oh my how life has changed, nothing truly don't stay the same
2:I was looking hella proper and she was notta. Which made me think, man am sure glad I have kept up on game, I just hope years from now I'll still be doing the same or even better. I felt good to be on top of my game
3:I know for a fact if i was still with her she would be in better Shape, cos I wouldn't stand for that shit
and 4: I wondered If I didn't waste(well "take" cos we had some great memories) 3 years of this girl life would she had been any different

When I arrived at my cousin's house my friend Carlos was there(these are the two dudes I'll most likely go to the Caribana festival with) Carlos is Spanish, we all go way back so we always clown at each other with racial jokes and all that(we say he's an illegal immigrant and he says why do we have pubic hair on out heads lol)

Since Carlos had owe me some money, I walked in, greeted my cuz and said: Yo cuz why you here all alone don't you have friends ni99a?
Carlos said: yo shut the fcuk up
I said: yo cuz did you hear something?
My coz caught the joke and said: Oh I didn't tell you I got a new pet yo. We call him Yo kato Taco bell lol

Carlos was quick to hand me $20 dollars and say He'll gimme to rest next week
As I took a seat and cracked a brewski, proceeding to bust-a-gut for the next few hours, knowing all the amount of shit these dudes are about the talk. I was ready to let the good times roll

My Mediocre Weekend

Bloody Weekend

Living in a multi-cultural society slash Country really opens your eyes to the many peoples of the world: Black,Brown,White and Yellow
I am practically alert to the ways and attitude of the different Group and Nationalities of peoples that I see around me on a regular basis: Blacks, Chinese, Whites and Indians

And although this post is just a Quick generalization and does not speak for the whole race of people I am bout to speak of, from what I have observed, it seems the black race is slightly leaning more towards the road to SELF DESTRUCTION than the other folks(THIS IS MAINLY A FOCUS ON THE YOUTHS)

Now don't get me wrong I know ever race fights amongst themselves time to time, but why is it in curtain black communities, it seem like a never ending battle? This is what an article wrote about this past week end in and around Toronto(my city)

"A brutal spasm of violence convulsed the city over 24 hours and left FOUR(4) dead and SEVEN(7) injured in SIX(6) separate incidents -- none more shocking than the death of 11-year-old Ephraim Brown caught in gang crossfire.

Have you ever seen China Town? They got a small town full of Chinese owned Businesses, Chinese owned Banks, Chinese market place, Chinese products(you name it, they got it Chinese made and owned) These people are so family, business and educationally oriented

And they may fight against themselves but they don't make it an issue to kill each other and get broadcast on the news, gaining a negative image. whether as a couple or as strangers, I've noticed them to be so loving. If a Chinese woman gets on the bus, Its more than likely she will sit next to a Chinese person if the seat is available

The Indians are similar to the Chinese: Family, Business and Education comes first.
A lot of them start from an apartment and work as a family towards owning a house and renting out the basement( I know cos without even thinking I know 2 people that rent out rooms from Indian people) but over the years the younger family members branches off on their own, not before helping the family secure financial stability and stability of their own

But In most black families (not all) as little "Keisha" starts dating and someone tells her she has a curfew all hell breaks loose because she feels like a woman and can do as she pleases. Many too young too often wines up Pregnant, moves out the families home and becomes no real value to their families

Have you ever been on the bus and saw a young Chinese or Indian mother with a child and no father present? I can't remember a Chinese or a Indian, but I can dam sure remember seeing a few young white and black single mothers(without the father present)

Can you imagine a mother pushing a stroller through a snowed-filled winter street and all the attention she gets loading the stroller on a fully loaded bus?
No need to ask if that child's life was planned for or if she/he(the child) has a college savings....well this is where the problem lies?

my apologies to all the single mothers struggling or not, I am well aware not every mother on the bus is struggling or didn't plan for their children's lives. I don't want to be prejudice, but these are my observations

And like myself the "Leroy's". Am bound to got in trouble Because more than likely I am in some way, Sharpe or form disobeying the law ie experimenting with minor drugs, like its nothing(weed), dealing and trafficking drugs with every thing that comes with it, womanizing, not focusing on the future and getting lead astray, wasting the most previous time of our life's: our youth

I admit that I left my parents house to live with my two cousins because I was stubborn and wanted to be free from parental control and within a years time I got in some trouble and moved right back to Square One, and boy Oh boy was that experience costly: time and money wise

And believe me, if it wasn't for my parent's non nonsensical attitude, I would still be out there with the rest of them. I can speak for most young youths and say we sometime believe there is a more lucrative life style selling and dealing on the street. Most of us go through that phase but some of us get stuff in that phase and some just don't make it out at all

My frustration with the issue of Gun Violence is, ever time something like this happens, the Mayor, the Premier and the rest of the city calls for tougher sentences
and even banning Hand Guns. This is usually the politicians reaction after the publics out cry

But I truly believe the root of the problem lies within the ATTITUDE & MENTALITY of the youths, we as the youths lack awareness on a wide ranch of things from: self control, integrity, career choices, educational facts, Brotherhood, a greater meaning for life etc.

I think its up to the indivduals and the peoples involved with these issues, not so must the leaders because as much as I could say Its hard here in Canada. I know without a doubt they are opportunities here for the taking, as long as you prepare yourself from early on in life, why do we learn when its too late?


I know this post shed some light on the negative issues occurring in some communities
But Please note I am well aware they are positive influences in these communities also

Question?
What do you think it will take to up lift the youths to a higher purpose in/for life?
and do you think its a societal problem or home based?
Will things change 50 years from now or will it be the same?

G

My Fascination

I like em tall, with or without curves.
So many of them are around me where am from
One take rise in the summer time almost everyday.

Whether in the heart of the city or the inner city slums(ghettos) they still fascinate me.
To me they symbolize strength, achievement,power and how far we have come
They command my attention,especially when numerous amounts are together in one location.
The view one gets sometimes is awing and nothing but breathtaking

What am I talking about?
Sky scrapers,high rises,the City's sky line.
(apartment,condos & offices you name it)

This post was inspired by the latest addition to the Mississauga City sky line
(Sauga City for short,my second home)
I pass by these towers almost everyday (see picture below), only the two small ones are built already. The Bigger ones are just taking raise! Feast your eyes on this...BAM!!

I believe prices start from $169,900 for 670 sq. ft. to $500,000s for a penthouse with 1,490 sq. ft...yea!! Imagine partying in the penthouse about 50 floors up.
Fascinating no?
Why is this fascinating to me?
Well,I'd have to say the New York City Sky line started it all and it must have been from in those Hollywood Movies.
Those panoramic aerial view were what captivated me and kept a hold since.
Plus my first "home" in Canada was a high rise,we stayed 16 flights up,the view wasn't fascinating at all,in fact we didn't even have a balcony,just a window. But across the city,a member of the family or a friend of the family would and I would enjoy the view there whenever I was a guess.

I once took a 4 nights,3 days,bus tour to New York City.
(me and 2 friends... a whole Nada story)

At the time I was going to college for Recording Music Production.
I told my folks It was a trip towards furthering my education.
lol Borat wait.....NOT!!!
I remember we even had free tickets for a view of the city atop the Empire State Building,but we scalped em (the tickets) on the street to some Chinese tourists. you know?? The ones with the cameras!! aw New York,New York. Beautiful city

Being Downtown on Broadway in Time Square made me feel at home to my fascination, the lights the traffic, the people, the buildings just the whole atmostphere
it made me realise,Downtown Toronto (where am from) was nothing compare to this. Looking around,I was in aw everywhere I turned.
Talk about concrete Jungle. At lease Toronto had some trees lol
Manhattan is kinda like Toronto though(kind of) and Central Park is Huge and a good place to get a view of the city. I remember visiting the site John Lennon got shot,
The Brooklyn Bridge,Canal Street(little Italy),the Rockefeller centre and the Twin towers,Post 911.

What also fascinates me is the fact, these gigantic Towers are built in what seems like "No Time". Here in Canada they say its only two seasons: Winter and Construction Season. Have you guys ever seen the time is takes to bulid a house or a building back home? Man, you gotta work with what you got for now, Must be the motto
in Jamaica, because sometimes the house get built half way and sometimes never even becomes finished

Sure I have other fascinations,but this is just one of them and so is music,that's why I posted a song I did a year ago above, check it out.

Tell me whats your fascination or what fascinates YOU?

Coolie Man

Coming back from Toronto on a late Saturday night, well about 11 0'clock. I ran into Coolie man
A friend from around the way. This guy is smooth and stays fresh (freshly dressed) something like me.
We're both from yard so, more times we link up, blaze some piff, chill out and just be on the street somewhere where the action's at or just creating some.

I was on my way home but, I wasn't in no rush so we chilled, smoked some piff and caught up on whats been happening. He told me he had just "sent" his girl home, but wasn't ready to go home to his place which he just moved into a week ago and that he wouldn't mind finding a girl to bring back home tonight

It's getting later and the streets isn't filled with people anymore. I had to roll up some more piff cos this dude messed the first on up, by putting too much "botch" in the weed

Right then came along a female that wasn't sleeping in "her own" bed that night. I knew she looked good so if I didn't say something, Coolie Man most definitely would. I didn't say anything as she passed I couldn't help but looking back at her arse

I turned around. What do I see? No Coolie man hugging up this gal like she him wife. a wey dey mumma bloodcloth? lol

Am not surprised at all. Turns out he already made himself known to this female too, like the rest of them around the way.
Funny thing is, this dude is always in this same area with his girl. Whats even more funny is, this dude still flirts with girls while with her(his girl) and writes it off as being friendly...lol...
if flirting is being friendly, then this guy is very friendly
but he's not afraid to tell me, his girl, or any other girls that

He runs his girl, his girl no run him..is what he say.. and he ain't never lie!

So catch the good part now, we all go sit and talk, while me and Coolie man smoked recreationally(lol) and got in this girls head. Being the nice guys we are, we passed the weed to the girl but she refused, we thought she would

Now girlfriend goes on her cellphone, confronting her Boyfriend: who is Keisha? She ask!?!

We're both trying to make matters worse, we wouldn't keep quiet. We laughed while saying: A idiot boy that, left de boy, him a fool..lol

Five minutes later she comes off the phone disappointed as the next 69% of other women out there, saying "see this is why sometimes I wish I was a lesbian cos guys are so blah blah fcuking blah"! A sad reality really

Inside her head now we both back each other up saying:
A diss him a diss you, left de boy, me can treat you better and work you better
She went right along saying: Am gonna give him "bun" I should sleep with (fcuk) one of his friends
Me and Coolie man said: na don't do that. No sleep with him friend, dat no right, we can bun and cheese you, if a "bun" you want give you man
She laugh, we are all having a good time

So where is your place? she asked Coolie Man.
Right up the street, said Coolie Man.
Oh really I live in the same area she said.
So come spent the night at my place, me can sleep on the floor and you can have the bed, said Coolie Man
Na, I got work in the morning, I have to be there at 1 o'clock tomorrow, but I am kind of hungry, she said
There is a pizza place open all night right across from me, said Coolie man
could you follow me to the Mc donalds? She asked.
You a white gal? what do you? no wam no Mc Donalds eat some pizza. Said Coolie Man

Coolie Man looks behind and said
see the bus dem dey a come
we all crossed the street to catch our buses,
I didn't want to intrude on these two night of passion so, I said
Yo coolie Man, link me tomorrow
R right likkle more: said Coolie Man

As they both took off, boarding their bus, with a Saturday fever that calls for
anything

Allow me to introduce yawl to Coolie man....

On The Grind

okay, I know I've been giving yawl a lot of sex talk on my blog lately. And for the sake of not confusing anyone, I feel the need to clarify that those stories were of the past and not of the present

And contrary to me being the G that I Am and what some of yawl might think: Since my last relationship(4 months ago) I confess, I have not, yes not fcuked any pus(h)y since.
(ha-ha-ha laugh all yawl want lol)but see, Am not a slut! lol.

Now don't get me wrong, I've fingered (around with) 2 girls, could have fcuked one but, I wanted Head, she wanted to fcuk but, we didn't have any condom so we left it alone...but that's exactly what this post isn't about

This post is about being on the GRIND: Not being sidetrack by my usual temptations,
Girls(pusshy), partying, buying fashionable Items(clothes), friends and anything else that might consume any of my hard earned money.
basically am stacking my ones(getting and saving money) ching ching!!!

I could give a fcuk if she's a sexy ass female staring me down
cos a lot of these girls might be sexy but they are broke with no jobs and I don't need that shit in my life right now. Am focus on self. A ni99a got school tuition and bills to pay, never mind also saving for a car and I wasn't exactly born into a rich family,
so forget taking girls out buying em popcorn and or movie tickets

Like Jigga(Jay-Z) said: AM FOCUS MANNNN
So for this summer I decided to keep a low profile

I'd like to quote Nas by saying
"my money money money
my "Bitch" is my money
money is my "Bitch"
I love her cos she keep a Ni99a rich
She said without her I ain't shit"

After all life ain't all Ice scream and lolly pop

Ya Boy's keeping busy making "Hits" though, like the one posted above, check it out, I just recently made the beat and dropped a quick Lil verse on it. Let me know what yawl think...

oh sorry about my "french" at the end of the song, as a form of respect for the ladies who come here, I will edit that soon

Diary of a G, Staying on my Grind

My True (Weird) Confession

Okay, First of all this only Happened ONCE. And second of all Am very uncomfortable writing about this, so Please Before you Judge me and conclude me Crazy or Whatever.

Let me take this chance to say in advance Forget (F)Yawl. You Don't Know Me Like That! Lawling.

Okay, don't think am crazy or weird, but the other night I woke up and realised I had just Dreamt about a BLOGGER. The weird part is that, from what I can remember. If I hadn't woke up the time I did, the way things were going between us(in my dreams), I probably would have Slept with her. A nicer word for Fcuked Her, Yeah.

This post Will be as Vivid as my memory of the dream was

The location was unknown but I remember it took place on what seemed like a cool summer night, in a secluded area in a lovely park, by a endlessly flowing canal. (don't ask)

She Just appeared out of nowhere. Almost like this was planned from earlier.
As I sat there Awaiting her to approach , She came over and we passionately made-out instantly.

There was very little dialogue. Maybe even non, but plenty of action. I couldn't keep my hands off her. And she welcomed every kiss and every tough

She sat in my lap while I held my Arms around her beautiful body. She was appropriately dressed in what seemed like a sun dress, or whatever, A dress. With my arms laying on her legs, I looked deep into her eyes.

WHAT SHE WANTED WAS MORE THAN OBVIOUS.

As I stared into her eyes, at the same time the erection of my man hood lifted her higher, while she seated in my lap. I took a chance and slowly maneuver my right hand up under her dress.

She had that coca butter, baby powder smell (Just like I like it) with silk like, smooth sexy skin (remind you of yourself...lol)

My hand crept up in between her thighs. She bit her lips, closing her eyes in sweet agony, from the pleasure I had given her, by only being so close to what was later to come.

I believe I caught myself(in my dreams) at that moment, and thought to myself, wait a minute, this doesn't add up. I gotta be dreaming.

Then I woke Up.


A true Confession

Moral Decline

In the past,selfish, blatant immorality has been pointed to as a contributing factor in the fall of civilizations, such as the Romain Empire.

Before in society, we had a sense of right and wrong.
Now, we can do whatever we want. Society is growing even more tolerant towards extramarital affairs.

Little more than a generation ago such actions would have caused moral outrage. Today, we are bombarded with sexual imagery from every conceivable angle and pornography has planted itself firmly in the mainstream.

The material that was once only considered safe for an 18-plus audience, is now often considered appropriate family viewing and, often explicitly targeted towards children.

Clearly, over the past few decades, morals have deteriorated rapidly in many places world wide. What has led to these changes and what do these changes indicate for the future?

Some say World War 1(1914)brought forth an era of unparalleled moral decline.

In the decade after World War 1. The so-called Roaring twenties- old values and moral restraints were brushed aside and were replaced by an anything-goes approach.
The ten years which followed the war may aptly be known as the decade of Bad Manners

The World's Great Depression of the 1930's plunged many into abject poverty. By the end of that decade, the WORLD had entered World War 2. Nations were making weapons of destruction, leading the world out of depression but plunging it into suffering and horror beyond the human imagination. By the end of the war, some 50 million
men, women and children lives were taken.

Life on many home fronts appeared as cheap and short as life on the battle front.
The constant threat of death intensified people's yearning for emotional relationships, even if transient ones.

After WW2, studies showed people began to talk openly about sexual matters, which earlier were not commonly discussed.

For a time, there was an effort to preserve the appearance of propriety. In radio, motion pictures, and television, immoral content was censored. But not for long.

By the 1960's America began a uninterrupted slide towards what might be called De civilization. This was Also reflected in many other lands. In the 60's the moral decline accelerated.

That decade(60) saw, the women's liberation movement and the sexual revolution- new morality. Also birth-control pills were developed. Sex could be enjoyed without fear of conception. Sexual relations without any commitments became common.

At the same time, the press, the movies, and television loosened their moral codes.
They clearly normalize intense violence and brutality and they encourage sexual Promiscuity.

By the 70's VCR's had gained popularity. People could now view immoral, sexually explicit material that they would never have allowed themselves to be seen viewing in a public theater. More recently, by means of the Internet, Pornography of the most despicable sort (lol) has become available in the hands to anyone who have a computer

THE CONSEQUENCES IN MANY WAYS ARE FRIGHTENING. AS YOU CAN SEE DAILY


And now ladies and Gentle men, What are your thoughts on this issue of Moral Decline?

Naija Movies

Naija Movies has become a hit around here,with curtain friends,
family and all.

Shit they come in abundance and are full of drama(real life situations),style, struggles, insights, beautiful black Actress's and Actors with faces I can finally remember.
Unlike Hollywood's corny-ass played-out shit.. no offence but sometime I sit around with my boys and predict the out come of some Hollywood movie

For instance
I'll be Like. I bet you in half and hour that girl is gonna sleep with that guy.
Same old formula. Its tedious

Although its frustrating as hell skipping thought what seems like 15 minutes of previews, the sound fx(witch is getting better) and these movies are long as hell

I think its great to see what seems to be a all black owned industry flourish. And also covering a wide range of subjects on peoples life, trials and error, life styles, tradition & culture in a humble and modest manner

Rita Dominic: Is one of my favorites. That's my girl. She has a street mentality and look. Well at lease that's what i think from the movies I've seen her in.

She was crazy in "All I Have". I can't forget the part when she got beat up by her brotha & sista for hanging with the wrong crowd. She then retaliated, getting her boys to teach her brotha a lesson, while her & her girls caught her older sista in the alley and bitch slapped her a few times.(lol) She was wilding!

The two lil guys(Chinedu Ikedieze & Osita Iheme)
are funny too, even tho i haven't seen a full movie with em. I did watch half of a good one with A girl but we had to attend to some more important business You know!jiggie jiggie

Blood Sister: Was a classic heartfelt movie. Omotola Jalade Ekeinde was beautiful the next sister Geveieve Nnaji was pretty too but a bitch....in the movie of course

That old dude(Nwani Okoro)is cool

can't forget that sly fast talking Anu Nuebe,
and Enest Obi, Mike Ezuruonye, and Ini Edo

More Than You Know

Words Are Not Always Easily Said
Man To Man
Leaving Room For Misunderstanding
But Make No Mistake
There Is No One Else As Valuable As You Are To Me
I Look Around The House
And I Can Never Complain
You've Provided All The Essentials And More
So I Am More Than Thankful
More Than You Will Ever Know
THANK YOU

Here is A lottery ticket for a chance at 3 million dollars
good luck and a calling card to call home and some money just incase you don't win the lottery. God forbid

Happy Father's Day

Twas A Great Day

The Limbo: Covered By Diary Of A G, sorry about the misspelling above


On Friday was my Work Place's Second Annual Golf Tournament.
The day was beautiful from sun up to sun down by the grace of the almighty.
All praises due.

You know the Kid will have a good day when he doesn't even realises its pay day
cause that's usually (one of)the reason for my greatest happiness, but I was so preoccupied with the contest, going golfing and throwing stuff around at work it slipped my mind.
Yawl would be so proud I got a co-worker right in the side of the head BAM...lawl
I laughed for so long. It prove true that humane nature finds it funny to see others
Humiliated

On our way to the golf course, everyone told me to bring Glue, because last year
on my first swing Oops the Golf Club went flying yawl, lucky thing no one was in the same direction. and I thought I would have been a Pro too..Turns out Am no Tiger Woods

If yawl never played golf before, Its fun.
You get to drive around in those Golf Carts, covering you from the sun.
and get this you can drink alcoholic beverages while driving, so yawl know we were Golfing impaired

Then we all ate and drink some more together like a big family of interracial people from at lease 5 different countries. We picked numbers from a hat for prizes, I got a Hugh coupon book and hat and some golf balls which I gave away

Interlude are you guys bored by all this? I wonder...LAWL

On our departure from the golf course parking lot, I was riding in my Supervisor's car, some other co-workers were ahead of us pulling out onto the street leading to the main road. When we notice One guy leading two other cars onto the wrong side of the road, into oncoming traffic.
It was a four lane street and two sides were for each direction of traffic we shared a good laugh cause it wasn't too long before the dumb asses realised something was wrong when they saw the oncoming traffic.

And to top the day off with some Ice cream
I GOT A RAISE. Yup Twas A Great Day

Thanks to everyone feeling the kid I appreciate all yawl support. Big up to all my Naija Peoples. You guys Rawk!

Busy Busy Busy

Some up dates

While Am busy as hell singling out possibly songs to cover, write and record for this Blog Ville Idols thing(like Am passing round 2 lol) I'll quickly try and update yawl

first off on a serious note. RIP to my Boy Hood who not too long ago, got his life taken.
Just recently me and my cousin(hood's friend) saw each other for the first time since the sad occurrence.

He explained what happened in person,(beyond blogging) as we wouldn't discuss those matters over the phone. It really touch me as we reminisced on the dreams we all shared and some of his (Hood's)lyrics that brought us to a moment of SILENCE, in that seemed surreal, that he will no longer be with us. NEVER...
Life goes on..we know.
But dam.

This I always find interesting, now my same cousin has a Baby on the way.
I guess Life is a cycle, that keeps going. It gives and it takes.

My Parent are going though some real turbulence as they deal with the everyday ups and downs of this repetitive worked filled life. I see the pain in them(especially my dad) As he watches the news and these politicians. In what seems like a hope for better days cause lord knows he's had rough days. I wish for my family's wealth health and happiness. that's all.

On a lighter note, this Friday I'll be going Golfing(more like goofing around)
for my work place's 2 annual Golf tournament. Not Miniature by the way. Real Golfing
But don't get the wrong Idea, I don't have a fancy job. I do Woodwork, just with some (some time) cool Croatians and Portuguese's people that show their workers
appreciation when they can.


The thing is This. Since going to Jamaica 4 months ago, I gave away all my shoes and I only have Timberland Boots and I don't care how Grimmey it looks but that's what I'll be wearing (and clothe of course) My Timbs Is clean though. So I'll look Grimmey but proper. We usually take pixes so vote for G And I might Show YAWL em.

BLOGVILLE IDOLS

hey wassssssup my follow bloggers? As yawl already know BIG things is going on around here in BLOG VILLE thanks to pink-satin & 9ja-opeke for the blogville idols upcoming contest, with a helping hand from Ugo D

I hope everybody enjoy the contest and all the laughs that will be shared, especially listening to me (G) the second male contestant going up against these multi-talented females in blog ville.

This is an event not to be MISSED and probably the best thing since ME(G)lol on blog ville.
So stay tuned, show your support, spread the word and enjoy the show.

and of course don't forget to vote Diary Of A G for your funniest, favorite, contestant even if its for the effort I put in.

Also be sure to drop me a line on the voice comment link on my page

PS
use your chance today because tomorrow I might be a Super-Star

JUGGLING

In case you didn't know, Am not only a Blogger(I hate saying that)

Am a producer(beat maker)check out the sample song above
Rapper,
sex machine,
and also a good lover(kimor)

Just thought yawl should know

Juggling all these things aint easy at all

Sometimes I find myself dropping one of the above to concentrate on the other.

I just wish I could drop my job to concentrate on sex or rapping and producing. lol

Love is out of the equation, cause love can be costly,
A luxury nowadays I can't afford.

My priority is money
which takes time to accumulate

Here's my problem:
"Patients is a "Bitch"and that "Bitch" is my problem,
problems I have a few and a need patient to solve em"
catch 22

Smile For Me

I got my tooth fixed via Root Canal. I thank God that's over and done with

Now Am pissed off cause It cost me $250, plus an unexpected $150 dollars for fillings. WTF?!
Oh yeah, Prescription too.

But on he Bright side with-in less than 2 years. I've spent, one thousand, five hundred(A Grand covered by insurance) on two of my teeth.

So I guess the price(worth) of my smile has gone up. Now I ain't quite "BALLIN'"
like em Rappers...Yet
But, you gotta start somewhere, right?

It feels good, even though I still can't really smile, because of the sedative(anaesthetic)which still has my mouth numb

But When I do, Y'all ladies better watch now.

The Time I Thought About Jumping From A Balcony

Where do I start?
OK this is about my first real girlfriend in Canada.
I sort of stole her from this guy from Zimbabwe, how lived in my building and went to my High school.

His name was Samson. Dude had a very heavy accent. See what had happened was, I saw him in my building, we spoke for a second cause I knew him from school.

He told me he had two girls in the near by area and needed some assistant.
And I was more than happy to help.

I took his numbers and gave him a call. Yawl remember those high school days? Where you used to 3 or 4-way all your friends. Well that's how it started.

See Am a very observant person. I take note of little things and use them to my advantage. I don't make it obvious either. I use my peripherals

Right away I noticed the girls found his accent amusing, and would laugh every time he spoke. But Samson didn't noticed why they were laughing. He was just happy the girls were happy

I used a different approach. I used a cool nonchalant blunt swagger approach

The girls said they liked my voice and they wanted to meet me.

Weeks or so later, we all met up together in the girl's HOOD

The girl that would end up being my girlfriend was only visiting her friend she actually stayed else where.

Me and Cuttie(her real nick name in a Trini accent, sorry Raquelle) connected better than the other girl

I think Samson was going for Cuttie too, but man he was moving too slow. Plus Cuttie was gravitating towards me and vice Vera. Samson was cool with it tho

Me and Cuttie dated for 3 to 6 to 8 months something like that. Than I broke up with her. Can't remember why. I never can

I remember one night coming from work, I got a call from Cuttie, saying I should come to visit her, her mother wasn't gonna be home for hours.

Now Cuttie was 17, lived with her younger brother, and her mother, and boy oh boy was her mother ever strict(Girls with strict mothers are the best. If their mothers only knew what their little daughters do). OWNB can also fit in this category

Anyways Cuttie had some Huge breast. I think I tittie fucked her...hahaha. Yeah I did I know I did

On that same night after I had fucked her(Or like IOI prefers) After we had sex(your welcome), we were playing around in the living room.

I remember I had some money in my pocket, and her taking it out and putting some in her bosom, and giving her little brother some, and telling him to go and hide

I knew how much I had so I was just enjoying myself groping and fishing around thru her breast.

An inconspicuous Act her than innocent brother never seemed to realise


THE STORY IS ALMOST FINISH YAWL BEAR WITH ME. THIS IS WHERE THE DRAMA BEGINS.

All of a sudden, someone's keys start to jiggle at the door

OH SHIT!!! screamed Cuttie in a panicky and stuttering voice she said
GO..GET..UM..GO..GO......GET ON THE BALCONY!!

I went on the balcony and ducked below the window, as Cuttie held the door close from her now startled mother. I listen from outside the balcony, Everything from now is in a loud angry Trinidadian voice.

Her mother said: CUTTIE WHY DA HELL YOU HOLDING THE DAMN DOOR SHUT, ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?

Then

In a shocked voice the Mother said: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU BRINGING MAN INTO MY HOUSE?

Cuttie said: NO MOMMY in a weeping voice
The Mother Said: YOU LYING, LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE MERCY PON MY SOUL
WHO'S SHOE IS THIS?
Cuttie Didn't reply
The Mother Said:GET OUT MY WAY
CUTTIE: MOMMY NO
The Mother Screamed:GET-OUT-MY-WAY

That's went I looked down yawl. 19 flights. I ain't thought about jumping, but I thought about "STUNTING" like Jackie Chan and maneuvering my way to the apartment floor below.

Than I heard her Mother coming towards the balcony. I was scared yawl. I was thinking the worse and hoping for the best. I thought she was gonna push me or slap me a couple times at lease. This woman sounded like a beast.

I stood up before she reached the balcony to face my destiny

The Mother said: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Picture a big tall intimidating black dude trying to put a "have mercy" Am innocent look on his face

I hesitated and Said in a calm low wondering voice as if I was puzzled myself:
I don't know

The look must have worked yawl, because she had some pity on me and just said harshly

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. AND DON'T LET ME EVER CATCH YOU HERE OR WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN. GET OUT!

But The most Important thing was, I found enuf time, to get Cuttie to give me the money from her bosoms, then I went and saw her brother scared shit less in the closet. I said I gotta go homie gimme my money.

I put on my shoe and left. As I walked down the corridor to the elevator I laughed to myself as I heard through the walls, Cuttie's Mother cursing her out.

I was just Glad I took the elevator and didn't go off the balcony that night yawl

THE END

EXCRUCIATING PAIN

I can't tell yawl how much it hurts

It hurts to have spoiled you, only to have you hurt me in return

I thought spoiling you, would only make you happy
Hence making both of us happy, but It only backfired in my face.

There was a time when I used to laugh or smile, and it didn't upset you,but you started to hurt me, and bring me down

You started to act up more than before, this time the usually treatment won't work.
This time it seems if we're gonna mke it, we need professional help

And this time its now or never because if I react too late.

I know I'll lost you forever

I promise to fix the problem, and I swear I'll treat you better.

I'll try my very best to never forget to check up on you in the morning
and before I go to bed at night.

Its funny how its only now I cherish those good old days, when things aren't going good

I know I was childish and yes Me Diary of a G. I apologize for the way I treated you

I can't say I've cried, but I have allmost shed a tear, from the hurt I brought onto myself

I apologize and Am sorry I waited so long

The agony of the pain is unbearable. No longer can I live with this

I've even begon to lose sleep over you

I toss n turn frustrated by the pain and hurt I've caused you and myself

I even prayed to God, We will return to the good old days. Amen

5.12.07 The Wedding Was Beautiful.

Me and the Groom's men Got dressed in the same house.

We were told to be at the church at 2:15, all thought the wed starts at 3:00

After getting the car waxed inside out
And returning to the house it was 1:45 and we haven't gotten dress yet

2:45 the bride is already at the Church waiting in the limousine

Now we're flying on the high way towards the church
We made it just in time 3:05 and got escorted inside the church

Everything was beautiful the place was unrecognisable from the rehearsal.
I all most forgot my place in the wedding, but I got it straight though.
I did My March and escort My wedding date arm in arm down the aisle

Here comes the Bride all dressed in white. She looked absolutely beautiful, soaking in the moment of her life. Cameras flashed, the church roused to welcome her presence
The camera men captured every moment from two different angle.

The pastor made everyone loosen up, with some great wedding jokes, and quotes from the Bible. The wedding singer did his thang.

After the marriage process was through. We stood outside the Church for some Pictures

This is where the fun really begins
I got to drive back to the Living Art Centre
A beautiful park like area for wedding ceremony to gather and take pictures
The same Place Me and OWNB got caught F'ing around (I got stories wherever I go)

I must say driving on the high way with tons of families and friends is fcuking awesome dude
Switching lanes like Rich Boy in that video "Throw some D's on that Bitch"
Definitely has a totally cool effect. Mannn..I gotta stay focus and get my ride.

After hours of taking pictures, complaints of hunger started to emerge
My sister would not hear a word of it, as she wanted to capture every angle of the beautiful surroundings

We got to the Reception hall, still waiting on the Bride to return from the photo shoot.
THANK GOD the caterer's were serving some appetisers before we entered the reception
hall

We had royal treatment and helped ourselves to two trays of appetisers
Well those of us who didn't mind spoiling our appetite

When the bride and the groom finally arrived we entered the reception hall
One word: Magnificent

This is getting too long but it was all a groovy time from here.
I'll explain further in the comment section about anything else


Some fool once said They didn't leave comments on my previous family pictures because they wasn't a friend of mines

I really don't give two ducks about who you are
say what you please

For The Hell Of It

The song above is dedicated to OWNB. On what would have been our 11 months together,
but due to the course of life. We some how never made it.

But such is life. Don't take it too serious yawl
This Is For The Hell Of It

see post below

What Title Best Suites This Story

DISCLAIMER:For the purpose of understanding I have to provide some minor details

I got to take it back for a minute yawl
I thought this would be a good topic to share with the female readers

Picture a house with 8 to 10 different people right, I ain't saying its her fault the place had Mice/Rats. Whatever. Ain't like it was her family's house

I remember we used Rat poison, Rat traps and all that shiz to try and kill em.

I even remember one night, being Butt-Ass-Naked wearing only my Timberland Boots, trying to stomp and kill em[rats].

I didn't really want to cause I wasn't trying to mess up my new gray Timbs(FVCK THAT)....Dead rat on my TIMBS.....uh uh!!!

So after this one weekend returning from her mom's house, back to her resident closer to her school, OWNB calls me.

She tells me the poison must have worked, cause one of the Rats is dead(there was a few) and she was disgusted by the sent & smell. All though petrified she handle her business and did what she had to do(clean up)

About a month or so later, we were chilling in her room. We ordered some Chinese food(saute beef) and did the usually. At one point I remember her saying she was gonna take a shower, but she kept procrastinating.

THIS IS THE POINT OF THE STORY. I had to let one go. You Know(past gas) And this one wasn't gonna be cool(when you know it you just know it) so am rushing her, constantly remaining her to stop playing around and go take a shower.

She asked me: "WHY ARE YOU RUSHING ME TO TAKE A SHOWER SO BAD"
I said
"I WANT TO TASTE YOU, BABY", knowing she couldn't resist the tongue.
She make haste and went to take a shower.

After she left I instantly released the accumulated build-up I had inside of me. AHHHHH!!!!

Forget yawl that shiz iz natural

Now Am just leaning back in a swivel reclining chair.
Minutes after, she opens the door & entered the room,her face spelt "DISGUSTED" all over, she stood by the door for a few second.
I had a manly smirk on my face, as I observed

It almost killed me when she finally said.
"BABY, IS IT ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DEAD RAT IN HERE.

Ooouuuccchhh lol..... YOU MUTHA F^CKER I Thought

Yawl can't even imagine how I wanted to laugh but I maintained my laughter and held my composure and replied.
"I THINK SO, BABY"

THE END


MULTIPLE CHOICE
What Title best suites this story

A Basking in the Ambiance
B I just disgraced myself(by sharing this story)
C my fart smell is the equilent of a dead rat?
Or
D Must have been the Chinese food or something?
There are no wrong answers

From Sauga To scarbro From T.O to Brampton

I Love caribana. Here's some Lyrics I wrote about 2 years ago,
describing one of my caribana experience
Oh shout outs to my favorite person. AM A BABE I finally got my music uploaded.
Respex.

Diary Of A G:

Yo check out the kid smoking marijuana
setting up shops on the block cause summer's right around the corner
Oh Am A wild-out this caribana

And if a dude pose treat
then its gonna be a slug fest
With so many girls
Am a have me a fuck fest
If I don't get my D!#k suck
my night ain't a success

You might have seen us last year
It was me and JUICE
Riding slow up Yonge Street
hollering at girls with my head out the roof

Yeah we Bagged a few Girls
Yeah you know how we do
The Marriott Had mad girls doing stuff for loot
We met some girls from Buffalo,
they were prostitutes

I said "Trick Please" and went back on the street
cause picture me paying for PU$$Y
when them Girls from the States got down in the back of the jeep

I saw mad police and some dude hopping out his red Cadi Flag gin'
A fight broke out he went home in a Pattie Wagon

Blunts we had em
with ya girl puttin on one of my Trojan magnum

We was rolling real deep like we popular
Looking clean from the Cadillac down to the Acura
Who want beef we got those we'll pop at ya

wake up in the morning
watch the news with a bad ass chick
and just laugh at ya
Ya heard

From Sauga To Scarborough From T.O to Brampton
Am coming at these dudes like am straight out of Compton
Am that dude with an attitude you probably can't stand him
Am cocky with the pen I know these girls know Am handsome
We don't care about ya dude we got shottie and hand.....

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