Coolie Man

Coming back from Toronto on a late Saturday night, well about 11 0'clock. I ran into Coolie man
A friend from around the way. This guy is smooth and stays fresh (freshly dressed) something like me.
We're both from yard so, more times we link up, blaze some piff, chill out and just be on the street somewhere where the action's at or just creating some.

I was on my way home but, I wasn't in no rush so we chilled, smoked some piff and caught up on whats been happening. He told me he had just "sent" his girl home, but wasn't ready to go home to his place which he just moved into a week ago and that he wouldn't mind finding a girl to bring back home tonight

It's getting later and the streets isn't filled with people anymore. I had to roll up some more piff cos this dude messed the first on up, by putting too much "botch" in the weed

Right then came along a female that wasn't sleeping in "her own" bed that night. I knew she looked good so if I didn't say something, Coolie Man most definitely would. I didn't say anything as she passed I couldn't help but looking back at her arse

I turned around. What do I see? No Coolie man hugging up this gal like she him wife. a wey dey mumma bloodcloth? lol

Am not surprised at all. Turns out he already made himself known to this female too, like the rest of them around the way.
Funny thing is, this dude is always in this same area with his girl. Whats even more funny is, this dude still flirts with girls while with her(his girl) and writes it off as being friendly...lol...
if flirting is being friendly, then this guy is very friendly
but he's not afraid to tell me, his girl, or any other girls that

He runs his girl, his girl no run him..is what he say.. and he ain't never lie!

So catch the good part now, we all go sit and talk, while me and Coolie man smoked recreationally(lol) and got in this girls head. Being the nice guys we are, we passed the weed to the girl but she refused, we thought she would

Now girlfriend goes on her cellphone, confronting her Boyfriend: who is Keisha? She ask!?!

We're both trying to make matters worse, we wouldn't keep quiet. We laughed while saying: A idiot boy that, left de boy, him a fool..lol

Five minutes later she comes off the phone disappointed as the next 69% of other women out there, saying "see this is why sometimes I wish I was a lesbian cos guys are so blah blah fcuking blah"! A sad reality really

Inside her head now we both back each other up saying:
A diss him a diss you, left de boy, me can treat you better and work you better
She went right along saying: Am gonna give him "bun" I should sleep with (fcuk) one of his friends
Me and Coolie man said: na don't do that. No sleep with him friend, dat no right, we can bun and cheese you, if a "bun" you want give you man
She laugh, we are all having a good time

So where is your place? she asked Coolie Man.
Right up the street, said Coolie Man.
Oh really I live in the same area she said.
So come spent the night at my place, me can sleep on the floor and you can have the bed, said Coolie Man
Na, I got work in the morning, I have to be there at 1 o'clock tomorrow, but I am kind of hungry, she said
There is a pizza place open all night right across from me, said Coolie man
could you follow me to the Mc donalds? She asked.
You a white gal? what do you? no wam no Mc Donalds eat some pizza. Said Coolie Man

Coolie Man looks behind and said
see the bus dem dey a come
we all crossed the street to catch our buses,
I didn't want to intrude on these two night of passion so, I said
Yo coolie Man, link me tomorrow
R right likkle more: said Coolie Man

As they both took off, boarding their bus, with a Saturday fever that calls for
anything

Allow me to introduce yawl to Coolie man....