My Mediocre Weekend

Warning: This is a long one, enjoy cos I Wouldn't be posting for the rest of the week
I'll holla

Okay so before the weekend arrived I had originated a plan. The plan was to "GET FRESH" you know chop(buy) some new gears(clothes).
And as some of yawl know, I've been on my GRIND and for this whole summer I've decided to basically save more than I spend(which I have had great success with by the way).

But seeing its gonna be my favorite time in the summer
(the Caribana festival, plus long holiday weekend...next week(END)

I just had to do it.

But before heading downtown Toronto to my favorite clothing store, I had a 12 o clock appointment down the street

After I took care of that business, I headed onto the street where I was approached by one of the many Jehovah's Witness singing, handing out pamphlet, and talking to people going about their day. His theme was: IF YOU DIED NOW, DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN OR TO HELL?

I wasn't in any real rush plus I wanted to compare views with him so we spoke for about 20 minutes but I'll share the point with yawl

I replied to this question saying
welll I don't know
He asked for my name and said: well G, have you ever told a lie?
I Said: YES
He said: did you know that's a sin?
I said: Yes
He Said: Have you committed murder?
I said: Like I'd tell you lol...nah man
He said: well did you know its a sin to even have hate in your heart for your neighbor?
I said: I don't hate nobody
He said: have you ever looked at a women lustfully?
I said : you mean like adultery? I've done that, in fact I was ever noticing that female over there behind you. I wouldn't mind tussling with her

Before I left, he rapped up his speech and gave me a pamphlet and the message, which was: LIKE HIMSELF, ALL OF US ARE NOT PERFECT AND WE ARE ALL BORN SINNERS BUT UNTIL WE REPENT AND GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE LORD. IF TOMORROW WAS JUDGEMENT DAY, WE WOULD ALL BE HELL BOUND.
And my mom says I need to go to church....Why? I got the word right here on the street

So now while on my way to down town Toronto, the JW(Jehovah's Witness) words start to reemerge in my head: IT-IS-A-SIN-TO-STARE-LUSTFULLY-UPON-YOUR-NEIGHBORS.
And am thinking, with all these beautiful young girls looking so good in their $five dollars and 99 cent dresses, skirts, short tops, low rider pants and what have you. How can I not stare lustfully?

So I decided while I embark on my journey to the far lands of Toronto from saga, about a hour and a half 2 buses and 2 train ride overflowing with beautiful babes, to remember what the JW said and challenge myself and keep my eyes in my head and to myself

Here we go

An hour and a half later I am welcomed by the loud sound of urban music and a store clerk with an arse so big, I swear I wanted to cry...O/M/G.
Well there goes my chance in heaven......that fast

I need help yawl, I need to see the AA. Am an ASS ADDICT

The store Clerk: Welcome to Rockwell's, looking for anything special today?
I said: hmmmmm, just trying to find an outfit, you know?
Store clerk: Well I'll be right here If you need any help

After browsing around the store I decided I wanted a size 12 in some black and blue Bape Star(bathing ape),

a double X in some Gd'up rugby shirt,a size 38 in some faded denim jeans, a new pair of knickers(i call em shorts Princesa) and a black navy type flight button up Dickie shirt

I asked the big arse clerk to get my sizes and as she turned her back, I bit my lips and said: You Somalian girls sure got some ass on yawl.
She laughed and said: am not Somalian, am Ethiopian
I said: that would've been my next guess, but let me ask you something. What is a man supposed to do when he see a nice ass like that?
She replied cleverly: You better run the other way
We both had to laugh out loud

The next day on Sunday, on my way to my cousin's house I ran into my ex ex girlfriend(b4...you know?)The last time I saw her, about two weekends ago. I was reminded why I left her(broke up with her) she was in a bad mood, which is cool once in a while but too much is much. I said my quick Hi's and byes cos it felt like I was the reason for her anger. After all I had left her in the pass, so why wouldn't she be mad
But this time she was looking very good and was feeling flirtatious and she didn't blow my high so we spoke until my bus came.

Than about half an hour later, would you believe? I saw another one of my ex(ex of summer 2000 to 2003 or something like that) I actually wasn't sure if it was even her for the longest time, cos she had lost the shape she had from years back, when we were doing us in our younger days. A lot of things went through my mind there and then at that time
like 1: my oh my how life has changed, nothing truly don't stay the same
2:I was looking hella proper and she was notta. Which made me think, man am sure glad I have kept up on game, I just hope years from now I'll still be doing the same or even better. I felt good to be on top of my game
3:I know for a fact if i was still with her she would be in better Shape, cos I wouldn't stand for that shit
and 4: I wondered If I didn't waste(well "take" cos we had some great memories) 3 years of this girl life would she had been any different

When I arrived at my cousin's house my friend Carlos was there(these are the two dudes I'll most likely go to the Caribana festival with) Carlos is Spanish, we all go way back so we always clown at each other with racial jokes and all that(we say he's an illegal immigrant and he says why do we have pubic hair on out heads lol)

Since Carlos had owe me some money, I walked in, greeted my cuz and said: Yo cuz why you here all alone don't you have friends ni99a?
Carlos said: yo shut the fcuk up
I said: yo cuz did you hear something?
My coz caught the joke and said: Oh I didn't tell you I got a new pet yo. We call him Yo kato Taco bell lol

Carlos was quick to hand me $20 dollars and say He'll gimme to rest next week
As I took a seat and cracked a brewski, proceeding to bust-a-gut for the next few hours, knowing all the amount of shit these dudes are about the talk. I was ready to let the good times roll

My Mediocre Weekend