Saturday, May 5, 2007

"Upgrade"







The first time I saw her, she were just sitting there.
I got a gleam of her face as I walked by
I took a seat behind her. Even though she had you back turned, it was
obviously she was beautiful

I could only see the thickness of her thighs, amplified against her seat
With her hair streaming down her back. She looked like she was coming from the office, I noticed her stilettos, her whole persona screamed beautiful


Right at that moment someone got up to get off the bus.
She switched seats leaving room for one person beside her.

If this wasn't a sign I don't know what was, I'd be a fool not to find out.
I approached her. She had a warm welcoming smile

I said straight forward. "I don't mean to bother you or be rude but, I was just sitting there and I couldn't help but noticed your body language was calling me".

She broke a smile and asked curiously "what do you mean by my body language was calling you"?

Am like "maybe its just me or because your so beautiful or maybe I just wanted to give you a compliment. All I know is I couldn't help myself from saying Hello". Before she could reply
I said "I like your stilettos, you look nice,where you coming from, work?
All in one sentence

She said "Yeah"
I asked her "how was your day"?

At that point She was more than comfortable .
We discussed Names, Background, A Little History, Hobbies & Interest.

Surprisingly her name was only a syllable different from the girl I thought I was in love with at the time
At that point I made It clear I was with someone and was only being friendly and
I thought she was beautiful and wanted to let her know

We spoke until My stop came then I said
"It was nice talking to you. You having
a nice evening" and left the bus.

No more than a week after I broke up with ONB. I was getting off the bus 1 stop earlier to go the store. I got approached by that same bodacious woman. Her timing was perfect I thought.

Cutting to the chase. I said "how is are you doing, your daugther and your husband"?
She show me her hands and said "what husband? Does it look like I have any ring on my fingers"? "Thank god" I said. We both laughed

We were standing by the store she supportably got off the bus one stop earlier to go to. All though I knew she didn't have to go into any damn store.

I wasted no time and asked If "she mind if I gave her a call later"?
She didn't mind at all. She complied giving me her numbers and said "call me anytime
Am always home I don't go out allot".

That day I walked home in a state of bliss & utter happiness

Since than I've been to her apartment once. On my Blog she's been referred to as the "Upgrade" so we'll just call her that for now & future proposes

Friday, May 4, 2007

Out Door Activities (For Couples)






Hiking
Hiking is when a couple goes in the brushes or a wooded park area.
removing their pants, panties & boxers only wearing their tops, stilettos(girl)& Timberland boots(guys). The point of this: always ready to fuck(or get it on).
Preferably in the night of course unless yawl some real freaks. lol

Going For A Ride On The Subway(When No One's Looking)
Thats when the girl goes on top of the guy while he's sitting, slide the panties over
slip in and go for a ride while on the subway
Now I've done this before and the key to this is easy access & Mini Skirts make for great access.
Plus its the summer time who how expect those two aren't just making out heavily (mind yawl This was spontaneous not planned)

A Swing In The Park
Swings aren't just for kids I hope you know.
I learnt this on a wild horny summer night.

Scaring Your Elders Out The Park
This isn't something you do purposely but if it happens you can always laugh about it
Like The Subway Ride mini skirts are your best freind in these situations
This is where you handle your business while looking out(keeping 6) but get carried away & still end up getting caught.
therefore..... Scaring Your Elders Out The Park. It happens all the time

Picnics(Freaknics)
Is when you lay out a blanket where ever you feel comfortable. Am like Yogi bear I love Picnics. The stories are endless. Anything & everything goes down.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Me & My Sista

It seems Every time, am trying to save some money
something always comes up with my Sista.
Don't get me wrong I love her & always come thru for her
Because I understand she's just claiming
whats rightfully her as my Sista.

background
She's my youngest Sista 27. Am turning 24. We came to Canada together.
She's lived on she own for sometime now

I get calls like
Hello G. You know its your niece birth day in 2 weeks right?
She likes those Dora or the Brat dolls

next month
Hello G its Mothers Day lets buy something for her.
am like wasn't it her birthday last week

next 2 months
Hi G Don't forget my birthday is next week.
Just get me this purse I saw for 60 bucks

And all though Am glad I went to Jamaica
If it wasn't for my Sista, I probably wouldn't have gone.
Plus it was my next big Sista's Wedding.

Anyways her big day is in 2 weeks & she wants things perfect.
I got a call saying me & my cousin (L Easy) are taking part in the wedding
Telling us she expect fresh hair cuts & no disappointment

She said I should buy or rent a tuxedo.
Am like I just brought a suit to go the weeding in Jamaica.
She said fine, but your gonna need new dress shoe.
Although I have dress shoe I Said fine
She said and a new white dress shirt.
I said fine
Than She said and a vest
Again I agreed.

She don't play yawl.
She told me where there was a sale on some nice dress shoe & shirt & where and when to go get the vest fitted.

I met up with the Groom & his best man to all go and get our vest fitted.
I got to tell yawl. Those vests are some Pimp, Player, Pusher stuff. In other words nice, fresh and clean

Normally I wouldn't go out of my way to buy such clothing
Because its not my everyday style, but while I was there in the store I saw a couple vests that would suite a brotha just fine.

Seeing that My Sista choose the vest colour to match her wedding theme, I wouldn't say this colour goes for any occasion, so Am planning to get another vest soon

So far, the Dress shoe I got. The best dress shoe I've ever purchase
I haven't got the Dress shirt yet
Suit's being clean
I know there gonna be a camera crew but, I also want to get my own digital camera
I got to capture the moments. shit I'll be stunting. This time I spent money on myself and I feels good

Damn am just Glad since I left that girl I've been stacking my ones so right now the money ain't a real problem.


Am just saying.

Cold Hearts N Hard Times





If you can listen to the song above while reading the story

I read this story the other day and was in disbelief

A man was gunned down as he and his girlfriend left an establishment
Shot point-blank in his car

what shocked me was a cold witness who's car got hit after the victims vehicle smashed into his after the gunshot wound to the chest

Rather than offer assistance as the victim struggled to take his final breaths.
This motorist only concerned was obtaining the victims insurance papers. wow I thought

the couple were driving along the street, got approached and the guy was hit with a single bullet

Unable to control his car, it careered into another car

This driver expressed no concern about the victim, simply wanted ID/Insurance for the car accident

When he realise the victim's Girlfriend was making a call He drove off. The other motorist car was all that kept the victim's vehicle in place, so As the motorist drove off the victims car carried down the boulevard until the girlfriend was able to switch off the ignition.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Contrary To Your Beliefs





For Your Enjoyment listen to this song while Your Here.. G loves it

I wrote this on someones blog and it gave me and idea for a post

I believe the real uncle tom was a black man born into slavery who gave his life to protect other slaves.
when his story was turned into a movie, the writers re-worked the script making uncle tom's character the opposite
the white man has successfully managed to teach blacks an incorrect, caucasion-favoring version of history..like always
I read this somewhere And I believe its true

now back to ya post
Ok how is snoop D O double Dizzle
a uncle tom?
If its the Girls he's walking with that get you upset why?
they're getting more than they would ?hookering? on the street
how is snoop an embarrassment to black people?
This dude like you say was a stone cold gang banger who now drive his own car, wear his own clothes, has the world speaking his language and can promote anything better than anybody
snoop is now coaching a minor league boys football team
so to Golden silence thats contributing to society. and am sure he does more than just that
I hate white wash black people that think rappers are a waste, when they make more money than yawl fuckers pointing fingers ever will
Why should this dude change his image to appeal to yawl? fuck that. hes staying true to the homies. Inspiring them that they too can beat the odds. ever saw it that way?
as a black man I look up to Snoop and alot of other rappers. they are trend setters. They do what they like and get paid big for it
you think anybody would have give a fuck about snoop if he had got a 9 to 5? I bet you would be much more proud to see him going to work in a suit at a office everyday over and over again huh?
Fuck that appealling to society shit. when your in the mood you do as you please. fuck a broke persons opinion. why ya think they broke cause all they will ever have is an opinion

I heard Jay-z is coming out with his own colour "Jay-Z blue"
what have you done lately?

Monday, April 23, 2007

What A Great Day!

OK I just got home about 10 minutes a go, without going to my blog to view my comments or anything else. I just had to write about my day today, especially coming home on the bus, it waas the best. Only thing is yawl really don't want me to tell yawl what happened. it was rude ,immature, childish, impolite, ignorant, everything you guys are gonna say about it when I finish telling yawl......but...... I believe it was human nature......but first You got to wait here, than count to a hundred and smack yourself in the face..................................
two times then read this.......sssssuuuuucccccckkkkkkeeeeerrrrrssssssss.........yawl are alright with me mannn

My day was good.
Work:
We finished early, shit usually get slow there times a year(Its nice outside nobody complaining)
I now realise what Uno Daniel has said about Blue Blood Blogger(B.B.B) is kind of having a true effect on me, You guys(Bloggers), have provoked me, leaving me feeling like, I am a highly opinionated dude...and i always seem to..forget it, I'll say it next time ..lol Yawl created a MONSTER

One or two things that Uno Daniels said about the BBB, I now can say that I can Identify
with, like seeing something happen and wanting to blog about or a thought that comes to my mind (usually something that would probably piss some of yawl off)...Its Just Me Tho
I can't lie my brain was storming today(at work I have a allot of time to think!And I like that!
Too much to write about all right now, plus I know yawl DON'T wanna to here what happened on my way home.....LOL Here we go... lighten up...tho.... OK!

Am just sitting in the bus with my music on. than I saw a Chinese dude and a Black chick come on. You should have seen the Kid bout 20 with the later Urban fashions On. The Girl stood at the front of the bus But very soon he said yo come on. Lets go to the back..... but guess what? That was where(G) am at. As she approached I noticed she looks good, we made eye contact. Than I thought to myself.... I don't have I girl,..... Its a free world,.... I can flirt.... whats wrong with what?

Her ass was nice and fat, couldn't help but noticed her butt cheeks printing out of her black jeans,and WAS just so happen to be in range to where my knees was at, she was leaning back.
even the white guy across from me gave me a look like YO 'that girls ass is fat'

(sorry yawl as am writing this my mom just came into my room to offer me at piece of Mango hmmmm Mango..... all done) Its also Raining a little. I feels so peace full and at home...aah no place like home...... what a great day! Anyways back to the story...

I gently pressed one of my knees up against her booty, like a mistake, she than looked around.....and boy oh boy
to my surprise..... she wasn't mad at all yawl... in fact she gave me a nice...big smile.
You know? the ones that says don't worry.... keep doing what ya doing.....I like it... smiles

her ass felt nice and soft against my knee, shit it even got me hard. I can't lie My dick was stiffer than a mutha fucka by the time they had to get off... lol am dying(I did this for about 8 -10 minutes). Than I thought to myself, Am gonna like this summer! sometime having a girl in the summer time can just be a bummer.

What A great day!.....Now I'll Post this very write up you're reading(if you got this far). and in the mean time Am a go eat my Dinner, home cook dinner, wash my.!#@$...(take a shower).........................................But I'll Hollllla...oh almost forget....got to double check... lol

I also have a next story to write, and don't worry its Way more pleasant. I'll post it by tonight or tomorrow morning... we'll see What Happens. Its called My Part Time Lover
...................................Welcome To My Block...........Home Boys N Girls...............................................

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Guess Who's Blogging????? Riddle part 2

Disclaimer: pervious Post/ Riddle was for the victim so to speak. This one should be more obvious to the readers.


Ok I've been the topic of discussion time after time.
My name has been know for making the headlines.
You've read our stories, the good and the bad.
Am sure that you're aware of the romance we've had.

If you read between lines and make the right or a wild guess,
you might be surprised by the name that you get.
One things for sure you probably never would have expect.
Next thing's for curtain If I do get outed a whole lot of people is gonna be upset.
From the UK to the States, Canada to Nigeria.
My purpose in the blog world is to cause a little hysteria. Who's superior?

Call me immature call me all sorts of names, but LIKE IT OR NOT, you're now playing
my wowo little game.

This wasn't my original plan, just so you know, but as the plot thickens thats just how it goes.

I should apologize in advance, please abeg for forgiveness, even though I know words can't form a sentence to explain why I did this.

I know the fact still remains , I intruded your privacy(Victim), but thats why you'll always the the bigger person, because the only thing I found out, was that you had nohing to hide from me.(not that i suspected you)

Here's the give away.

The respect that I earned was casted away, on the day that our relationship passed away.

Alot of people now hate me.
And wish they knew where to locate me.
Well THIS IS WHERE AM AT. BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE Me?

Qoute Of The Day: I got my back against a brick wall, straped in a circle, boxing with them suckers till my fist turn purple. Mamma told me, Son there'll be days like this. Don't wanna think so, I hit the drink and stay blitz.

Qoute For Another Day: know what fuck it.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Who's Up For A Little Riddle???

Riddle me this, Riddle me that. The person you thought who was gone, is finally back.
Not like before, but closer than EVER. Figure me out if you think you're clever.

I come as a friend, but am more like a stalker. I read all your thoughts, and follow your path.
You know me, and I know you, but you know less about me, than i know about you.
The more you disclose, the closer I get. Remaining me of times, before I had left.

What will happen? I don't know. Lets just see how the story goes

Ask yourself the questions: Would it be? Or is my imagination playing tricks on me?