From Friend To Friend

“Ain’t Nothing Like The Love Shared Between 2 Friends”

It was funny how we met, but then again, maybe not. Am used to talking to strangers. I just never saw things going the way they did between us.

I peeped you “jocking” my style, like you rightfully should, but I passed you by. I thought your body was iight but you wasn’t really attractive
In all honesty, I spoke to you because you were conveniently positioned on my second time running into you, while I was exiting the subway terminal. But don’t blame me. I was just showing some love when I moseyed on over with a mean swagger and a pep in my step, threw my arms around your shoulder, and gave you my cell-phone to key in your numbers.

I knew from the jump she wasn’t the type of girl I’d take out n stuff. She were more like an inside girl, so I was careful not to rub her the wrong way, but how do I tell somebody nicely that “I don’t want to be with you. I just want to Fuck ? ”

I didn’t exactly say this verbally but by my actions I assumed she would have gotten the point

On the first night to my apartment (shared with my cousin), My friends took a liking to her (lets say Shelly’s) cool, playful, laid back personality, but still didn’t share me the laughter because they knew Shelly wasn’t the hottest of girls one would find

Shelly spent the night that night. but before going the sleep, instead of intimate kisses for foreplay. We rough housed each other. I still vividly remember Shelly trying to put me in a full nelson, while viciously trying to bite my neck. I had to struggle my way out of a head lock while laughing hysterically and catching my breath at the same time telling her “yo that shit ain’t cute yo”

If yawl think am joking just check my cousin’s head back where on a different occasion she accidentally spitted it against the wall while playing around. He even had to get stitches and the scare still remains to this day. Lol

She was a breast of a girl but I tamed her with Daddy’s Long Dick., giving it to her hard & rough just like she was before passing out that night.

I awoke early to get to work that morning, come to find this girl fast asleep in heavenly peace, ignoring my nudges to get the fuck up and out so I can go to work on time.
Would you believe I had to get ready and actually leave this girl for my cousin to dispose of because I didn’t want to be late for work and he usually leaves for work later than I did?

I called my cousin later to find if she had taken off and he told me she did and that she had a friend in mind she would like to hook him up with in the following weeks or so

By the time that weekend had came my interest for Shelly was gone or maybe because my cousin’s hook up date also had a friend she was bringing along on their dinner date and she wanted me to meet her. Shelly was friends with these two girls, but not the best of friends though.

I went along on the dinner date. Shit! It wasn’t like me and Shelly were in a relationship
When I saw my cousin’s hook up's friend I was all smiles. Seeing those C cup breast(is that the larger ones?) with a Bo-Dunk-a-Dwink of an ass, I flirted with her the entire dinner, making it obvious I had a crush on her

I didn’t even know she liked me until after the dinner on our way out of the restaurant when she took my hands and ran ahead of my cousin and his date and layed a kiss on me.
She had a cute smile and big bulging eyes. The moment seemed right to chop a feel of that big old booty. And I did but she reminded me that we were still in public, so we held hands and carried on until the awkwardness kicked in and our fingers parted from each other

For the next month I was smothered with love from the girl(lets say Stacey) Stacey and my cousins hook up would come over every other day or so, cook clean and fuck the hell out of us, leave and come back for more the other day or so

Stacey was cool she got along with some of my home boys from around my way. At first I liked the way she would wine on my dick while chilling in the living room while all my friends were around. But she liked to kiss too much and I didn’t like that cause I knew my friends would talk shit when she would be gone.(What?yawl got something to say?) She was sexually liberated and would scream at the top of her lungs whenever I would bend she over the bathroom sink facing the huge mirror, telling me to smack her ass hard and pull and yank her hair(a first for me) I knew she wasn’t faking but she screamed extra loud just so my friends could hear she getting stuffed

Her birthday was within that month, so I threw a Lil birthday party, even blew some balloons and got a cake to bake, which she did a splendid job baking because I never got around to doing so

She was a little disappointed but I didn't see the reason and neither did her Friend because everything else was on point. I even explained that she should feel special because I had never done this for no one before.

We didn't even have sex on her birthday. She got moody unlike her usual self and went to rest alone in the bedroom. soon after I went to lay and comfort her, speaking sweet words in her ears

The next day we were back in full swing. Bent over, ass smacking, hair pulling while riding that ass of hers

I remember coming home and she would sometimes already be there waiting. I became annoyed when I would walk in the door and she didn't give my time to settle in before jumping all over me. I even had to tell her to reduce the smothering affections and kisses particularly when all my friends were around. She didn't take a liking to that. Things changed after I made that statement.

I was staring at the television, when this girl asked me if I wanted to break up with her or something? I wasn't thinking this at all, but the question made me wonder if I would ever have another easy chance like this again, so I said YES. YES I DO.

I'll never forget the look on her face. I thought she wanted to hurt me, there was a look of resentment and disappointment. It was kind of sad when I later found out the reason she was over at my place so often was because she was on vacation from work so that's why she over did her welcome so fast

But what did she expect? Wasn't she the one that disregarded the fact that she sort of took me from one of her friends. The relationship lasted for a month so she wasn't hurt for very long. We actually spoke the last time we saw each other. I was great seeing that ass knowing I once used to smack that all on the floor like Akon

Ready Or Not Here I Come...Tagged

here are the rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ Music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Stunting Like My Daddy::Lil Wayne & Birdman
Well I am a Stunta' not sure bout my daddy tho. lol

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Its a Pity:Tanya Stephens

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bob Marley: Who The Cap Fits Wear It
guess am wearing a cap today

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Holding back the years: Simply red
Well something must be holding me back but like he says in the song "I'll keep holding on"...does that mean my life's purpose is to keep holding on??????
ohh my....lol

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bob Marley: Rat race
to rise above this day to day rat race and control my own

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Everybody plays a fool sometimes: The Main Ingredient
And I tell em don't act like you aint played a fool too...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
At Last: Ella Fitzgerald
Thats right! At last the right child has come along. uuuurrright

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Excuse me Miss: Jay-Z
yup, Excuse me miss, can you come whats ur name. Ladies...I guess

WHAT IS 2+2?
Day Dreaming: Aretha franklin
WTF? how do you figure! well 2+2= Day Dreaming of a vacation for 4

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mini Man: 50 Cent
lol. I know a little guy too. he's a good friend but he's little(short)..yeah, he's a good little friend...it would be funny if I call him mini man...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Said I loved You But I Lied: Michael Bolton
its true...its not more than love in feel inside.. I lied cos I didn't love you...lol..you have to remember the song..

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pour Out A Little Liqour: 2Pac
drankin smokin n pouring out some liqour fo the homies RIP..I Aint mad at dat

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Girls Girls Girls: Jay-Z
its not wat you think...I don't want to be a girl girl girl when I grow up... maybe am a be a pimp when I grow up..like girls girls girls lol.


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Baby Come Back: Ohio Players
I like this one, baby come back any fine of fool can see.....owwwwwww...hot joint..old skool...iiii

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Elton John: Your Song
this is so true... don't have much money, but if they did, they'd buy a big house...something something...we can live...

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Unconditional Love: 2Pac
Thug Style baby lol. well the title is on point.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Where I Want To Be: Donell Jones
LOL. Aint that some shit. its like don't cry for me. this is where i want to be

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Johnny You Too Bad: The Slickers
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".
"you just a robbin n a shootin n a loopin...Johnny (Dog) ya too bad".

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Trouble Man: Marvin Gaye
Its true, I am a troubled man

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
How Am I supposed to Live without you: Michael Bolton
Lol Aint that some shit. It makes sense

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Dear Mama: 2Pac
dear Mama, Look wat ya boy's Done

I tagg Lighty and Olamild and Whoever wanna be tagged

Blogville Idol Is Back....Special Privilege

So You Think You Can Sing!?!
But You've never been given the chance to show the World what you've got!?!
Well, here's your chance to BLOW UP(in the blog world at lease)
But who knows where, winning or competing in the 2nd annual blogville Idol can get you!?!lol


To be apart of the judge panelist or a contestant or host just contact Pink-Satin at
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better you Chance to become a judge or compete and become to next big thing.

for further details please holla at Pink-Satin at www.pink-satin.blogspot.com

ooh Yea, I earned some bragging rights, so I think its fair to say I eliminated half of blogville's finest singers last year....and I might Just Do It Again. If you aint know. Ask About Me.lol

Special Previlege

Allow me to Re-Introduced myself and my Hood Fellas!
We da' Str8Locked Boys, coming from T.O.R.O.N.T.O.
I got my Nizzle "CASH" First on the Track Titled "TOMORROW The Remix"
along with my nizzle "JACK FROST"
and last but not lease My Self "BOY DUTCH" AKA G AKA DOG.
I've Been in the studio for 7 days making hits. "TOMORROW" is just one of em.
My MYSPACE is under construction, so I'll give out the address at a later date.
Yawl getting the special privilege of being some of the first to listen one of the multiply tracks we're smashed. Got opinions Lemme know.
No Competition Vol 1 the Mix tape, Coming to a Neighborhood near you
I don't care where you at!
Naija, America, Canada, Europe, Anywhere and Everywhere. Go get the shit lol.
Got opinions Lemme know.

""Quote Of The Month""

QUESTION:
What did the recently Unemployed Husband say to his Wife?
ANSWER:
"I'm Sorry but I can't afford to treat you like a lady any more"

which means you'll have to start holding the door for me and don't say I'm your husband... Start Calling me your Pimp


Economical Hard Times calls for drastic measures. Some would say this is too much.

Anit Tihs Smoe Siht!

I thought this was interesting. Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can.

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if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

The Funeral Which United A Family

Whats a 6 letter word thats capable of bringing out the best in people?
1=F,2=A,3=M,4=I,5=L,6=Y

Aint it strange? The last two times I've seen my cousins(from the other side of the Fam) was in the same place. A graveyard. Fortunately it was an older member of the family, who has lived a full life, whom pasted away

It wasn't a typical Funeral. It was More like a family reunion. I remember members of the family being so excited to see each other, they almost seemed to forget the occasion they were attending.

At the Wake, (Sista) Norma laid in perfect peace, dressed in an immaulate White dress made for heaven! I noticed the many grandkids and realised from a young age I, myself have also been attending funeral as well. The elders in the family has always been well known and highly respected.

I showed my last respect. This was the first time (I can remember )touching a life-less body and so did some of the curious little kids. Who, afterwards said: lets go wash our hands.lol.Silly kids

Can you Picture a full house with your uncles, your third cousins along with family Friends drinking and laughing over a 6-love game of Dominoes.

Or The mothers and aunts speaking loudly in excitement, in the kitchen, with sisters and relatives they haven't seen since the last funeral or family reunion! Everytime I had to get a Plate of rice and peas with jerk or curry chicken, I'd be reintroduced to a family I wished I had a better memory of!

OR our slick looking Older Cousin, big talkin' your aunt's sexy jamaican friend. cos they aint married yet, somewhere by the DJ, who's spinning the songs.

The best is, realising what a small world it is, when a girl you once had a little past with shows up and happens to be friends with ur distant cousin or the cousin who told you he saw you on facebook in the background of their friend's pictures.

Or the group of Cousins you're hesitant to talk with(just yet) Because you're still trying to remember their names and where you last remember seeing them. lol

Plus The Elderly ladies in the quieter parts of the house( Grand Mothers and Such) who might call you and ask who's child are you. They Usually have Names you hear more often than seeing the actual person, along with, my now sweet Grand Mother whom used to spank me reel good.lol

And the YG's. (Young Generations) Running MADLY inbetween everyone and everything in whomever was responsible for housing, the Full House of all the diffent generations of our large family.
This was the scenario I enjoyed for the weekend in three seperate family houses.

The graveyard was a another story...But in honouring Great Aunt Norma's passing, I'll dedicate the first song playing in her momeries. I couldn't work up the nerve to start off singing "Oh it is Jesus": my favorite gospel song from my church days as diffent song and hymns were shouted out ramdomly by others at the point before lowering the body

Like Great Aunt Norma's Pastor said: Sista Norma bought her ticket to heaven when she gave her life to the lord, therefore She was prepared for her day of jugdement.
Have you bought your ticket? hmmmmmmm

EVERYTHING INCLUDED

Friday Night: Nobody Party Like Us

While on the way to the dance hall party, Coolie-Man was show casing the latest dance hall Riddims. Sometimes I forget or don't realise how Jamaicans stay on top of their musical game. The feel good music was endless.

The DJ at the spot had brought through 6 dancers from Detroit to liven up the spot. Not like they were really needed though. When the "Real" dancing started, people's true colors start showing. Lately I just enjoy enjoying myself dancing and watching the real dancers enjoying themselves. Reason. Am not trying to draw too much attention to myself cos these pretty looking girls be no joke on the dance floor.

And am no match for those wild Jamaicans who be lifting girls waist high and doing the dance that look like "am fucking you with clothes on routine".

Or the head top. Where a girl be on her head top, wining her body while her legs are in the air, then a dude comes inbetween her legs, holding her and giving it to her.

Or the one where the dude is jucking the girl on the floor while she pretends to be moving away from the dick while on her back but the dick keeps chasing the pussy while the dudes on his butt....Trust me, its hard to explain

Or the one where the dude lays the girl on her back on the floor and elevates his body into the air, holding himself up with his hands and comes diving down inbetween her hers(again and again)....G aint that crazy with it...

Or just the nice times when everyone are doing the same moves like "Scooby doo" or "Stookie" or "Log on"...If only our generation could remember their studys like they do these dances, we'd be a smarter bunce of peoples I tell you. lol
There is more but I don't want to make a post with it. If I haven't already

Saturday Night: Lil Cousin's 5th Annual B Day party
It reminded me of a child hood I don't remember having. *Sobs* *Hold me* lol
All her Lil people came over( friends and family, full house) Even my older cousin and her cute lil 2 year old daughter came. She used to live there(at my aunt's house) but left cos of disputes between her and her mother. It prolly was akward for them but it was nice to see

Her baby and my sister's sexy friend's kid were the youngest at the party. My sister's friend's baby was in my arms as my sis attended to other things while my neice was trying to smother him with kisses, when suddenly he shoved/boxed her in her face. I laughed but it was funny. She didn't see it coming mannn. lol

The kids had the basement to themselves, playing some lights on lights off game, with the B Day girl happily screaming her head off, chasing her playmates with a flash light before, later cutting the cake. While holding the lil man for my sis,
I thought he would get crush if I let him go off with the crowd of wild kids but I let him loose and he had no trouble making new playmates with his bad ass
He wouldn't even go to my mom but he came to me. The kids love G

The B Day girl sure had a blast, with her tiara and in her B Day suit. She was the envy of the party and was gettig blinded by the flashing camera's lights

My aunt has Tons of those Naija movies so the older crowd were either in the kitchen gossiping or in the living room watching the movie and or eating having a good time.

Saturday Night: continues with Senorita
This girl was mad at me cos she thot I had only came to see her on thursday so I could roam free on friday and on the weekend and since I said I was gonna call her back before leaving for the clubs and I didn't cos after I got ready, I dosed off and woke up to Coolie-Man being close by to pick me up and forgot to call her

This girl told me she stayed up till 2 AM waiting for me to call. I can tell she catches feeling easily. She said the whole thing about me forgetting about her made her start to second guess her feelings for me, but I calmed her nerves with clever word play. She said she don't know if she could trust me cos, She's already having dreams about us and the fact that I had forgotten her, thats a bad sign. . I swear she's moving a little fast but I don't really want to slow her down.

I won't hurt her cos she's so loving and she shows me ultimate respect and her daughter is nothing but an angel and I can't take advantage of her cos I know her feelings are very vulnerable and she just needs someone real to be with. but at the same time I know am not exactly that guy. I just want to give her a good time for as long as the good times roll but now I see she's catching feelings and I know eventually I'll only Let her down easily. As females what are your suggestions?

Hot Flicks

I watched some great movies this weekend. I got eight all together(Bootleg)

3:10 To Yuma:
with Russell Crowe as the antongonist/Bad Ass Outlaw Ben wade. Ben Wade who was arrested after ambushing an armored stagecoach and was to be taken on the 3:10 train to the prison Yuma in Azonia to be hanged. Ben Wade is a Pristol toting, trigger happy, fast talking wise guy.

Also starring Christian Bale as the modest family rancher Dan Evans. A civil war veteran who in his deading moments told his son to be proud of the fact that his daddy was the one brave enough to escost bad ass Ben Wade to Yuma when no one else would dare.

I loved the screen when Dan's son rescued his father and the guards who were held at gun point by Ben Wade on the long ride to Yuma. The little guy, at 15 or so came from behind with a gun pointed to Wade's head. Wade being the bad guy he was laughed cos he knew Dan's son wouldn't dare shoot him. The little guy burst a shot from him pistol, defying Wade's thought as the unarmed Dan told Wade to drop his gun as he moved in to apprehend Ben Wade who would have otherwise escaped

Also starring the sociopathic Charlie Prince As Ben Foster, loved the way this guy acted in this movie, even though he was a ruthless killer

Now To my last Review and Flavorite Movie of the pack: No Country For Old Men

It begins with a story of a drug deal gone very wrong and the drama as Josh Brolin playing Lle-wel-yn Moss, comes across a open field of corpses and one dying Mexican. He also finds two million dollars in a suitcase next to the massacre in the desert landscape of West Texas. He was also a veteran serving in Vietnam

Moss, Initially unaware of the transponder's(a tracking device) existence inside of the suitcase with the money, sends his wife out of town and moves from motel to motel as he attempts to elude both the Mexicans and a Hitman called Chigurh Y'all would hope never to see but don't worry I got pictures for y'all. Y'all welcome.
The antagonist Anton Chigurh to be exact was played by actor Javier Bardem with a unique weapon, a captive bolt pistol. In his first role on the screen He escapes custody by strangling a sheriff deputy with his handcuffs unsuspectingly
from behind.
Chigurh, a professional hitman, has been hired to retrieve the satchel of money which contains the hidden radio transponder to which he has the corresponding receiver. Chigurh nonchalantly kills maybe over 20 peoples in his pursuit to retrieve the money, some for no good reason at all. I really admire the way this guy would have his victims wonder if he was gonna kill em or not. I know its sick but I didnt make the movie mannnn

I laughed my ass off at a scene where he abruptly opened an office door, killing a boss who send someone out to get him while there stood an innocent male accountant in horror. With Chigurh's back facing the innocent accountant. The accountant nervously asked: "are you going to kill me?" Chigurh slowly turned to the accountant and said: Did you see my face? lol. The movie makers didn't even have to show the poor accountant getting killed. lol. Its a movie Y'all

Tommy Lee Jones Played Ed Tom Bell the local sheriff who tells of the changing times as the region becomes increasingly more violent. He focuses his attention on trying to locate and protect Moss. Moss who was about to be my hero after crossing the border to Mexico and almost escaping the Hit man Chigurh, didn't make it and I fear it was because his wife told the sheriff Moss wouldn't ask for help but she believed he needed it. She revealed where he was heading, also the same place she was told to go by Moss because the hit man was coming for her. The sheriff arrived to hear gun shots and Moss's wife later arrived to see an entourage of polices cruisers with flashing lights. Moss had such a run long. His death nearly crushed my world.

Have Y'all seen
In the name of the King?
The bucket List?
Saw 4?
Beowulf?
Rush Hour 3?
Spider-man 3?
I am Legend?
Shoot Em Up?

Single hood VS Relationship

I remember when I sent you that text to wish you Happy New Year! It was some minutes after 12 O Clock and I knew the thought would go a long way and scored me some points in the future. And guess what? It did

I had met her weeks before the holidays but no foundation was built as yet on whether we were compatible or maybe people with no common interest. It was all still in the air. I was playing it verry cool with a capital K.lol
No excessive type desperate calling but simple subtle messages not the annoy you but to make sure I wasn't forgotten.

We caught each other online during one early morning and this did me some justice, for one because I knew the impression she had of me was probably stereotypical and it give me a chance to prove I was more than my baggy jeans, matching fitted hat, timberland's boots and a bag of swagger.lol

I used whatever charm I inherited from my mother and poppa and elsewhere and by the end of your hour long conversation I managed to set up a date for the weekend. Not getting my hopes too high cos I know girls can always come up with excuses to cancel

The Friday before the date I had been to the studio for a session and because things are looking good for this year, I was very excited and enthusiastic and it showed on my date with QUIN. I left a really great first impression on her. I converted from the T-shirt and threw on a dress shirt(button up) and some clean pairs of dress shoes and took her to a nice spot for dinner.

She told me she took a chance with me and the moment she saw me she didn't expect what she had behold but she was glad to have made the decision. We spoke all night and the date went flawless, as she shoaked up all the lyrics I was rapping to her. She said I made her very comfortable which was unusually cos must guys don't get her that comfortable on the first date. Where have I heard that before?

After we digested our foods, we took a stroll around the block, enjoying the perfect weather we were having especially for early January in Canada. You didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know there was chemistry between us. We held a corner and embraced each other with pleasant delight, snuggling up together in the night breeze rubbing ourselves warm as if the mall's heat wasn't good enough. But we wanted to be alone, so we stayed outside
She stared into my eyes with comfort and a warm smile from a feeling of what seemed like a new beginning between us both.

She's a great kisser, a virgin, 20, a christian who admits she's not perfect, takes part in the church choir, plays the steel drum. She's Trinidadian. We hit it off great but even though we're aware of liking each other our future is still undefined but we've discuss our concerns gracefully

NOW TO THE DEBATING ISSUE

It was my cousin's (L-Easy's) B-Day party this weekend and boy oh boy did we have fun. It was me. him, his two brothers, 2 of our next cousins, with friends & baby mamma, his boss(a cool white guy), his co-work+wife and then about six females friends and yeah Dave and Raul who got kicked out n was later arrested and released in the morning.lol. Man we was dranking, dancing, partying n bullshit

I knew some of the females from my cousins place from "back in the days" but they had brought along some new ones. One in particularly who caught my attention. She seemed quiet, so I asked her friend(the one I knew from before) what was her friends name. She said
Nigga, why don't you man the fuck up and go find out.lol. We go way back or else I would have showed her what the 5 fingers said to the face. just kidding, we were having fun. I laughted

I didn't step to her friend: Señorita, until I felt naturally to do so and had came up with something origianal to say, something that would leave room for a continious conversation and not something stupid shit. Lets just say I made a good impression.
We even danced to salsa. owwwwww.lol

So the next day I was at her apartment right! lol. I spent the night, just cozy cuddling, no sex. She had this thing, where she believed kissing is to be shared with someone special and well known and that it was almost more important than sex it self. She didn't want either of us becoming too clingy too fast cos welllll.. she has a child and the obvious that comes with that

Yawl tell me if am asking for trouble? She has a....How do you say? How do you say? yeah, I sorta a crazy, (sorta)sociopathic baby daddy.
who she's in court with battling with baby daddy issues. They have this court arrangement where he can't be on her permisses. So on weekends when he returns the child they meet outside of the back of a Starbucks parking lot for the drop off n pick up.

Tell me what am doing waiting inside the Starbucks, drinking a chocolate Mocha,(cutting a 10(legs crossed) fitting in with those people who like to sit and read over coffee, wishing I had my laptop to feed my ego.lol. I kid) while she handled her back door deal

It was dark outside and I remember her telling me her baby daddy drove a black Chevy Denali(SUV)When she tapped on the window after getting her child. I came out. I saw the Denila turned at the light I was crossing while she was up ahead, I kept a slow pace and watched that this fool didn't pull a U-Turn. He didn't

Their baby is a sweetheart, made up of Italian, Portuguese and Spanish from her mother's side and Jamaican from her father's side. The kid took a real liking to mommies new friend. she came running to give me a kiss after another while I was laying on the cough just before her mother put her to bed. That was about 8:45 and I was supposed to leave at around 12:00 but yawl know how it is when its cold outside and everything is going so great you just don't want to leave? So we held each other, watching 2 movies

Its not like the girl can't have a friend right? She's not to be judged wrongfully for tryna have a life outside of her Baby Daddy's confines. She puts her daughter first, she respectful, loving, smart, a business minded sales person, with plans to inherit of fathers business and she very hospitable n neat.

I love the way she play with my nappy head, hands and fingers, neck and chest and can lay around for hours doing sweet nothing.
Quin called while we were together and I told Señorita our situation and asked her if I was in the wrong for what I was doing, being that me and Quin haven't yet defined our relationship n all

Am deciding to tell Quin tonight about last night just to be fair, I might leave out some details though.

Single hood VS Relationship, I have a decision to make, or do I?
oh DL you gotta proofread this for me cos I was in a rush posting this, OK pimping? love ya

Shopping For A Book, Or So I Thought PT#2

Everything was going Fine until she said something which lead me to believe she was a bit reluctant about some issues because of her past hurt from previous relationships. We were sharing heart felt stories about life.
I can go really deep into people's life whenever I show my interest.
I made mention of her reluctance and she became a total Mess, weeping and saying, she appreciated my concern but guys have hurt her before in the past, so she can't tell who to trust. I comforted her and managed to bring her back to normal but couldn't help thinking what a mess of an episode that was.

She felt a little embarrassed and said she wanted to leave, even though I could tell she didn't really want to. I tried to convinced her that since it had begun to rain, why not share a Taxi to her place. The mood was lighten so, I said we can be warm together instead of being cold and alone. She said she wasn't sure about that and at the moment she stood up to go to the Ladies Room

She lost her balance and slightly tripped while stepping down from the tool but she didn't fall. I had to comfort her again and tell her not to worry, the bar was just about empty so there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I don't know, can a girl handle 1 pitcher? lol

After she returned from the Ladies Room she decided we could go back to her place and we didn't have to take a Taxi because it was just around the corner and up the street. She only asked that I didn't be a "GUY". I didn't ask her what she meant because if it meant not wanting sex. Me hearing that might have ruined my attitude. But in my mind that only meant I had to be verry, verry subtle

We had fun walking back to her place. I was careful to take note of where she was leading me as I followed her through the back streets and tall city buildings so a DOG remember to find his way back home.

The rain had let up and I remember her carelessly walking in some mud as I followed. I said girl are you crazy? You got me messing up my Timbs(boots). I stopped her by a puddle of water to clean the bottom of our shoes off and in whatever little patch of snow that was on the ground. She became very playful at the moment. I could tell she had forgetton about her little episode at the bar

At her place, she went to the kitchen to get us drinks as I stood staring in her mirror, placed against her bed room door, laughing with joy at how far I've made my way from that first eye contact. I shook my head with self delight. Thinking Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G,Diary Of A G.lol

later we sat together on her bed because there wasn't really much room, being this was her smaller place for easily commuting to and from college.

She layed face up with her legs rested atop my lap. She had taken off her knee high winter boots/semi heels and her skirt was loose fitted so my eyes wondered towards her nether region. I thought I'd work some magic, keeping in mind subtlety was the key with her.

I told her I'd be more comfortable if we both layed back together instead of me on the opposite side of the bed. She got up to properly fix the duvet to make more room for both of us. Together under the sheets, my hands were chilly from recently getting in from out the cold. But like I thought, a touch of her body would make both of us happy, the room was chilly and we both wanted to share each other's body heat. It was just obvious, we were so cozy

I now wanted my skin to press against hers and I knew she wanted the same. But I still had to be subtle. I knew she wanted to be pleasured and since my hand was on her legs, I slowly reach my way towards her spot(pussy)...She welcomed my creeping hand going down, reaching for her clitoris. I won't lie,the position was awkward and writing this makes me now realise I was maybe moving a little fast because she wasn't even wet which is bad, I know and it also made it a little difficult to even slip my finger inside of her. Ma bad.

I chose to lay on top of her, nibbling on her neck and wining my waist a little to get her more hot n heated, until she asked for me to remove my clothes or I'd make the suggestion myself. I made the suggestion later and she approved, hopping out of mines while she hopped out of hers. She said be romantic, as i climbed atop her, rubbing my dick on your clit. I fight the urge not to slide in co-jack(with no a rubber) which was pretty easy because i remember seeing a single condom on her dresser from earlier

She told me where it was and I stretch my arm to get it. After 5 minutes of her taking it and moaning she stopped me and said she was beginning to feel bad because we had just met. Is this girl a case or what?

She started to weep(again)saying why did it have to lead to sex, that she thought we shared something special. She apologised to me saying I was beyond her in experience and It wasn't my(G) fault. I comforted her(again) and told her its Okay. Am sorry I couldn't also control myself from wanting to have sex. I made myself feel like a dirt-bag for her sake not that I really thought I was.

She gave me the most innocent kiss on the lips and stared in amazement into my eyes. I got dress, pulling my pant over my huge "Boner" and offered to take her numbers as I was leaving. She put her name n number into my phone and then changed her mind (twice). I wasn't mad at all but maybe she was. Sorry, maybe not mad but a little messed up. All I know was that its time for a Dawg to find his way home

I went to get a book, and came back with a messed up story to tell.

Shopping For A Book, Or So I Thought

Since I'm the type of person who can't stand spending more than 1 day coped up in the house. I went for a stroll down the block, going nowhere in particular, I allowed my feet to carry me wherever my mind desired. It was Boxing Day but my desire wasn't to go shopping but rather to roam freely like a curious DOG (Was that a Pun? lol) and eventually find my way home

During the subway ride downtown Toronto I took note of a guy deeply submerged into a book he was reading and I thought to myself, that's what I need: A Book. I really didn't have any need for anything else so I thought, I'd go to Chapters: The Canadian #1 retail book store and chose a book to enlighten myself as a means for the new year, or so I thought

I spotted a girl walking by and the eye contact we shared was longer than usual for two strangers. But life moves so fast. I knew I'd seem desperate If I were to try and holla at her because by then I would literally have to "chase" her

I beated myself up for a second, I could hear my conscience saying: Mutha fu5ka you must be getting old or something's gotta be wrong with you. While the next side of my conscience agreed like: I know, you've been doing this for too long, you need to snap out of it cos deep down I knew I should.

Anyway I basically had a moment with myself. And be the time I was finished debating, the girl was walking back towards my direction
My conscience Hid as I snapped out of my prior train of thoughts to say hello to her

I throw on a smile and approached her friendly and said: Happy Holidays Ma. How was your Christmas? She smiled and said fine, and yours? I answered her question as we walked together up the street. Less the than a half a block up and a few more exchange of words, I thought I could easily get her numbers and walk away but to my surprise she said in a friendly manner. Do you think your the first guy who's tried that? Why should I give you My numbers. lol

I said look, Its a new year and Am trying to surround myself with positive thinking people who can show me new things n places, you know. I said I didn't need all that bad vibes from the same old negative friends I once knew.

I swear she gave me a look that proved that was the best possibly thing I could ever have said. In fact I think that's my new pick up line...lol Ain't I so cunning?
She said well, I am sort of hungry. Have you ever been to Rilley's (PUB) before?
I said no but I couldn't mind going. From that moment you could have sworn we were ancient best friends the way we got along. We hardly ever had an awkward moment or a
moment of silent. We spoke about everything under the sun, moon and stars. Including the sun, moon and stars

She order fried and I suggested we went half on a pitcher of Keith Alexandra(beer).
Note To Self: G when you're with a lady/girl learn some drinks more appropiate for them. What you think you're with your boys, ordering beers n shit lol..ladies gimme some suggestions

About half an hour to 45 minutes later the pitcher was finished, we were getting really cozy and then to my surprise....It was her idea to get a next round and I couldn't have been happier. Because that meant a next half an hour to 45 minutes to define what or where the night was going or would bring

She was 25 and had her owe place. The first was far away, back uptown and the second which was closer, she only told me about as time progressed, which I suspected was out of fear of leading me to think I could invite myself over

anyway I did go back to her place where the story continued but am sure yawl got stuff to do like myself so I'll cut it here and continue sometime during the week
for those of yawl who even care, well holla at ya boy

The New Year's Eve Party ....(The N/Y/E/P )

The New Year's Eve Party we almost got to too late and almost missing the chance to celebrate the Mid-Night count down with the rest of the party goers. Yeh, that N/Y/E/P...5-4-3-2-1, good Bye 07, Hello 08...where were u at? lol

Disclaimer: Warning, Due to G's eventfully holidays, this post may be long for curtain people and my mind was a toxic waste whilst writing this, so......pardon any errors, I'll get em later


Yawl know most people don't plan for parties until the last minute and even though it was New Year's Eve, we literally made up our minds in the last half an hour on where we wanted to go. We had options but those same option were almost the downfall to our night. We were a little indecisive

Coolie-Man(a Friend) was determine to cruise around and at the last minute we ended up going out of bound and getting, not lost but, Misplaced. Like most G's(Guys) he wouldn't admit it, not knowing I'd figured for myself long before. Instead he tried to play it off in a Coolie-Man style attempt by removing his shades from his head and putting it on
(in the night)
At the same moment he choose to reassure me of what a "Awesome" night we were gonna have, then he leaned forward, squinting to make out the street names because it was obviously unfamiliar territory. That's when I asked: Yo, B! You know where you going? lol

Moments later we were back on course, when we noticed a police cruiser moving at a slow pace ahead of us with flashing lights(a brotha's worst dislike or fear) Time was of the essence so we hesitantly passed him by slowly and even though we had nothing to be guilty of(welllll...that's not really yawl business) We held our heads straight, and never looking back

Coolie-Man asked: Is he there?
G: I don't know, I can't see. lol.

I refused to look back in fear of the officer stopping us on any suspicions and spending New Year Eve's time answering an officer. After a very long half a mile away, we pulled up at a red light, still having not checked the rear view, Coolie-Man was in Deep Thoughts. See a young black man's dislike/fear of police? No be small o. lol

Coolie-Man must have been thinking about Christmas trees with all green lights because he was at a complete stop for 20 seconds but his anxiety got the best of him and pressed the gas. driving through the red light. There were no traffic. Thankfully. Am guessing most party goers were already at their place of choice for the night since there was only 30 minutes to the BIG count-down. That police cruiser we were worried/paranoid about must have ditched somewhere to swallow up some donuts because surely he would have seen what just took place.

Yes coolie-Man stopped to clear his head and eventually we got to the party just in time. Believe it or not we had done NO Pre-drinking so after the necessary steps for entering the club/party. We went straight to the bar to buy the first rounds to celebrate the new year. Now was the perfect time to laugh at Coolie-Man for the whole crazy endeavor. The crowd began dancing the early morning away.

The DJ/Selector was great, at one point he had to beg of the younger more vibrant guys, out of the obviously more older crowd to please not smoke. Some Guys thought the music, the feeling, and time of year gave them a legit reason to smoke even though am sure they knew smoking was almost prohibited in Canada, much less in the club. I gotta say, its so funny how whenever those Oldies start playing, they bring back the same great old feeling

There was a camera man recording the event. He must have known what stars look like whenever he seen some because the "Video Light" almost burnt us by the end of the night. lol

The bar scenario was one to remember. I remember once just wanting a case of Heineken but the Ballers shouts from over my shoulders for $200 dollar bottles of whatever, overpowered my small order of just a case of Heineken. I soaked in the moment and smiled to myself taking note of how big money gets you great/fast service. At last call, the bartenders still sliped drinks under the regulators noses, who routinely made sure no more drinks were being served after last call

Since the fellows paid $40 dollars to get into the party, they honored the DJ's and club Manager's wish to not smoke on the dance floor. The fellows instead took it into the hallway corridor leading to the guys/gals restroom. Blunts and Cigar Smoke filled the air as people came through to pass to the restrooms. The instant whiff of marijuana in the air left amusing looks on each face to enter the room of euphoric recreational enjoyment

The Irony was that, one the event planner was supplying the smokes. When the Club management came though the Corridor, that Planner acted as if it was all to his surprise why people were smoking. Hustlers baby

Should in case my life becomes a movie.lol for that sake I can't leave what am about to mention out. It was too funny, I even got pictures.

Even the restroom were fun filled especially when a lady chose to come use the guys room because the Lady's room were overcrowded. We more than welcome her brave soul in and after she did her thing, am sure she must have known a pack of Jamaicans had to make most of the moment by posing with her and snapping pictures in spirit of the new year's joy we all were having. Its unfortunate my camera batteries were dying but I managed to capture the scene. Notices she leaves and Coolie-Man calls her back in for one more shot

I met a girl from the older crowd but due to her age amongst other things, she's one of those weekend affair types rather than anything else. Welcome to 08.

Christmas Eve Party

Its around 6 O'clock and its Christmas Eve. The Stores are all mostly Closed so there isn't really anywhere to go. Am with Coolie-Man Cruising the streets and we're getting the impression that everyone is/are probably home with there families. But its not Christmas day yet and being with our families is the last thing on our minds.lol sorry, we trying to find where the party's at

We complain how holidays in Canada can sometimes be such a drag, having all the time in the world yet it seems there is nothing to do. However, there was an upcoming party in the Mid-Night hours at $20 bucks a head, but we still had 6 hours to kill

At about 11:00, we stopped to pick up the 3 girls who had told Coolie-Man about the party. We later got to the banquet hall where the party was being held but from the looks of the parking lot, we could tell it would make no sense to go inside just as yet. Instead We parking lot pimped it out, banging our music and those of us who smoked(weed) were smoking.lol

At 12:00 the girls in the car started receiving and calling friends and families to wish em merry xmas. One girl joked about how no one remembered her and she didn't feel special because she didn't receive any texts or calls. I got an idea from her to text this girl I had met weeks ago. I figured if I was the first to wish her merry xmas then I might be the guy who made her feel special and who knows what that will mean in the long run. lol. She texted me back in minutes. Then for laughs, the girls in the car started texting Coolie-Man and each other. I just hope they have free text messaging

The parking lot had gotten crowded and we decided to go inside. At the entrance where we were all told to empty our pockets and to prepare to get searched. I hesitated to place my only belongings on the table, because all I had was eight hundred dollars, folded and rubber banded up. I placed it on the table and like I thought, everyone took note. I can't lie yawl, I love walking with large amount of money in pocket...well to me that's kinda a large amount...I no rich o

We got in and discovered the place was Huge. For a moment I thought we were still too early because the place was so bright. Until we pushed a next door by the side
to see the dance floor where everyone stood slowly dancing by themselves against the wall...no, not with the wall...lol...It was like the party needed someone to step out on the Dance floor and get thing started but I guess people hadn't gotten Crunked as yet...So we all went to grab drinks, and waited for the crowd to get larger

Subsequently the music got Hyper and so did the crowd, The way some guys lifted up some girls and humped them in the air, the movie dirty dancing had nothing on em!
There was this one girl dancing to the Reggae song Hut Wuk by Mr.Vegas,fanning her pu$$y and biting her lips while a guy basically F*&ked her with her clothes on. I found a girl to dance with and the way she backed it up on me, she threw me off balance. I don't know if it was getting too late or If I was too tipsy but my Knees were wobbling like a old ass senior citizen. Mannn, I took her number before my knees gave way and Came back to dance with her from time to time

Coolie-man Had seen his other boy's Girlfriend in the club by her self. At the end of the night, we left about the same time. We saw her in the parking lot and pulled up in front of her car to find some Nigga in her front seat. She subtly signal to Coolie-Man this guy was harassing her. Coolie-Man jumped out the car and called me out also. He frantically went into the Trunk, reaching under his spear tire for something, the guy rushes from the car, scared shitless. Cool-Man held the car Jack by his side asking the guy what if he had pulled out something else? what would have happened? Are you stupid? Do you know who's Girl this is? Yo Brothen leave from where here right now.

This dude was scared shitless, trying to shake hands but Coolie-Man wasn't having it. He told him to get the fU5k outta here. The guy left and we circled the parking lot to catch him again and tell him to mind which girl he mess with because that was a Shotta's girl, as if the guys wasn't scared already

It was a Good Christmas Eve

12 Days Of Christmas

Its not even Christmas, yet I've already assembled a stereo set for my Aunt, a toy kitchen set for my little cousin and I'm also in the process of helping my Cousin (L-Easy) install some Multi-Track recording Software and hardware on his computer

My Christmas shopping is finish. It never really started, all I had to get was a G.P.S navigation system for my dad.
My mother just wanted Cash so she can buy whatever she wanted. I've also sent an MP3 player for one of my Uncle in Jamaica, And Of course I've gotten myself a little something something, So until someone else feels their special and deserve a present....my shopping is done. lets hope. lol

Friday night was a blast at the Mango Lounge with my boy Coolie Man. Even though the place was occupied mostly by people who seem to knew each other, like it was a Christmas party or something. We stayed, had a few drinks, loosen up and smashed the place. Picture this dude trying to tell me to come back after he's finish what should have been "my round" of a pool game I had "Called" from before.....I told him naw brotha! Why don't you come back?!?
After winning one game and losing the second to that same dude, I showed good sportsmanship shook hands and went into the larger-growing crowd on the floor to find Coolie Man and the girl I would dance with until my d!sk felt a burning sensation from dry humping. Out of all honestly she's nothing special but she has a great personality so I took her numbers

I don't go back to work until the 2 of 08 so that gives me 8 to 12 days to *insert word*
We'll see how it goes, happy holidays Y'all

Pursuit Of Happiness

Every one's got a pursuit, whether its to make it to a place, for a thing, the right person or even a lifestyle. We all long for something we believe will make us fulfilled, complete, and most important HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.

For some, Happiness is in the vicinity, in everyday life is self.
For others happiness is far far away, life it self is miserable and their happiness requires unrelenting patience

I rarely Pray before going to sleep but whenever I do, I give as much thanks as much as I ask God to help fill any void in my life. Because I know as bad as I may have it or think I my have it. It is without a doubt many people suffer from far worse case scenarios. And realising that most my Desires and Demands are materialistic (not all)
It would be vain to think the Lord is ignoring my prayers by not sending forth that Brand new Bentley or the chinchilla winter jacket I ask for for this Christmas.lol.......
even though am quite industrious and I haven't been too naughty this year.lol

But I catch myself thinking and thanking God for providing me with a fully functioning //slash// Active Mind, Body, and Soul and asking for Knowledge, Wisdom and Understanding, so when faced with whatever situation you may have you. I execute them triumphantly instead of regrettably like the Bible says a fool would

Sometimes I wonder if people (particularly Adults) in this day and age can distinguish the difference between happiness and success, after all happiness isn't necessarily success and success doesn't necessarily mean happiness. In fact success can mean so many different things to different people

Success: Is simply to set a goal and achieving it....BIG or small...For instance
Last night I was successful in having an orgasm but that's not what this post is about..Suckerrrsss.

God forbid for instance: A hard working student who spent years in an academic learning institute having to come to terms with the reality of life that sometimes an entry level position next to settling for an average paying job is most likely the alternative route they'll have to take to slowly getting to where he/she desires...then begins the pursuit of happiness and the balance of trying to stay happy while doing so

Lack of happiness is a fear of many people and an ordeal many are facing. but I believe its a physiological thing, a mind trick, depends on your mind state and how you perceive things

Like If you're single and unhappy about it. That's one way to look at it or you can be Pessimistic and think Well I'm single so I can be as promiscuous as I want to be and not feel tooo bad about it because I have no one significant to answer to

Or if you can't get that new car for Christmas, just take a second to wonder how people used to survive thousands of years ago without all the technology we over consume in today. Society has made some people tools for marketing their business ideas to, creating a disillusion that without the latest Item on the market you are a NOBODY, hence the unhappiness.
I can go on but yawl don't pay my bills lol what am trying to say is

The Moral of the story is:
Its all about how you look at life so this Christmas my gift to anyone reading this is happiness...

Here's A joke I heard while writing this post
A couple were relaxing in bed briefly after sex. The Girl says to the guy: My,we haven't done it in so long I almost forgot how BIG you were. The Guy replies I was thinking the same thing about you too...lol

There Mr. Santa Claus I said it,wasn't that nice,
now can I please get my wishes for this Christmas. lol

Eulogy

When my aunt who called from Jamaica asked if I remembered Kevon. I thought she was next to him and was about to put him on the phone. I was shocked when She told me He's been killed, stabbed 31 times, wounds so big a hand could fit through his body.
I hardly knew how to react

Kevon was My next door Neighbor In Jamaica, the youngest of 3 brothers. He was staying in Trelawny with his father at the time of his death. I came to Canada at the age of 10 so my childhood was spent flying kites, playing dominoes, football, attending dances and such with Kevon

I pray to God he blesses your soul and your family. May you Rest Perect In Peace

Cum Into A Mouth Near You!!!!!

Once upon a time in this life of mine.
I had a chick that could give a blow job,
until she literally blew my mind.

Inspired by a curtain Randy fellow
Warning this Post might not be for "Curtain people"
This post contains mature language and matters...
We'll see if YOU make it to the comment section!!!!

We shared some of the most mind blowing sex EVER. We had something in common which I didn't share with most of my other sex partners. While most couples are probably used to strawberries, grapes and some whip-cream as aphrodisiac. For us, it was Liquor and Weed. Drinking, getting high and fucking ourselves sound to sleep

I must admit though, that I felt a little out-of-place whenever her Step-Father came knocking on her bedroom door to complain that her bed-head was banging too hard against the wall opposite from his room next door.

Never mind they were a WHITE Family. (yes "G" GOT down like dat)
but it didn't seem right...to out-last the man of the house at 21, then having to sometimes sit directly across from him at the table in the morning while my then girlfriend would bring me pan-cakes and syrup for breakfast.

She was a nympho and I wasn't any better, she would purposely encourage me to get hammered(drunk)because she noticed I had more stamina whenever I was under the influence. Her expense or mines, she didn't care she just wanted it and wanted a lot of it. Daddy's Long Dick that is....!!

It was routine for her to leave her front door open whenever she knew I was coming over. I would walk-in, say hello to her Step-father and mother, then make my way upstairs to her bedroom, opening the door, to find her putting the finishing touches of make-up on. I knew the procedure, a kiss and hug, then I'd drop my belongings and get comfortable, waiting for her to finish what she was already doing

Soon enough after she finishes, she would come over and present her self in something that would have me believing she dedicated the whole day putting together.
Her cleavages were showing, in fact she wasn't too far from being naked

I took a second to dabble in my own thoughts of fucking the snot out of her as Daddy's Long Dick stood up to give her an instance approval. She came over, kissing me. Sparks of excitement flew even though I've already been there the previous night and was now returning 9 hours later to do it again.

Sitting atop of me, face to face, I could no longer control myself. I sunk my head in between her breast while palming her ass, squeezing it as if touching it wasn't enough. She notices me fiending to suck her nipples by my reactions to her mystique so she removed her top, her breasts came jumping out onto my face...I suck them like a motherless child sucking breast for the first time

My belt buckle felt awkward with her on top of it, so she unbuckled it, removing my pants along with my boxers. She leaned in to kiss me, then lowered herself onto my body, her breast sliding down my chest onto Daddy's Long Dick, covering it, then sending it thrusting back, hitting my belly then standing erected stiffly pointed up into the air. She swung her head back, fixing her hair so it won't bother her or get into the way. I quickly remove my shirt.

She held my dick with one hand, snapping her head back once more and putting her hair behind her left shoulders and began to deep throat my instrument.
With eyes low and in deep concentration, her cheeks indented from sucking so hard as she used one of her hands to stroke my dick, up and down while the next hand held the base of my manhood and tickling my balls. I can see Daddy's Long Dick imprinted between her jaws like a typhoon swallowing or digesting a rabbit. It enchanted me how she was so determined and seemed to worship each inch of my manhood particularly tonight

She went over the tip of my dick repeatedly, sometimes taking long strides, licking my cock from the base to the tip...base to the tip...base to the tip... She Then placed both hands on opposite sides of my thighs and with a more rapid speed she maneuver my instrument, hands-free inside her mouth, up and down, over and over again
like a broken Record.
I squeezed the frame of her bedhead, oohing and aahhing like a wounded soldier being treated for his injuries, only my gestures were from share pleasure derived from the moment

To be honest, the skin felt like it was beginning to peel from my dick so I stopped her and as she released me from her mouth, my instrument slide onto her breast. I held them together, sandwiching my erection like buns do a hot dog, before she began to stroke herself, she took her breast into her own hands squeezing them even tighter than I did between her breasts, then began to stroke her body up and down. The thrill of it didn't last too long so I instructed her to continue "T.I.P.ING" me (TIP = Tongue On Penis)

And So she did, but the instance she did, I felt an eruption coming from within me. I let her know that I was about to erupt but she continued. She was determined to make me cum for the first time, she became more passionate, slithering and sliding me inside of her mouth. I felt a tinkle sweeping inside of me. I leaned back onto the bed, preparing myself like an Astronaut preparing to Lift-Off. My Body became tense and I trembled like I was having a cold sweat. Her lips were so affixed onto my instrument, I felt my body weakening but couldn't tell if I came or not.....I knew I did but I just couldn't tell

She stood up with the brightest of smile on her face, gave me a kiss and stared, smiling as she left for the bathroom next door. I sat-back in amazement but oddly I felt defeated because out of all the times she had blown my instrument I had never came before. She would return to find me passed out for the next 2 hours

Christmas Bashers

Twas some weeks before Christmas,
and the party was Poppin'
even though you were my ex
you and a friend were invited to come on by and drop in
but what I had in mind though
never did quite happen

Without going into to much details, our 3 and some odd year relationship together could have been the real story Hollywood based Prince Charming Turn Heart Breaker off... Well if ever there was such a story. lol

I remember on one of our many(2 r 3) break ups, how you strategically got abroad the same bus as me on the following day. You persuaded me to get back with you by telling me: It's too bad I broke up with you because, you were just about to start sucking my Johnson, which you hadn't done before.

Needless to say I brought her home, got my Johnson sucked and also was taken a back into the relationship...but I digress

anyway, lets call her Teisha
Teisha showed up to the lil house party with her friend Natasha
and were handed drinks of alcohol like everyone else in the house
and sure enough Teisha and Natasha became the life of the party

With a ratio of more guys than gals in the house, these two girls were loving all the attention but little did I know Teisha (my ex) had wild thoughts running though her head

I wasn't jealous of Teisha flirting and dancing with any of my friends, in fact that's why I invited her, so the party would be more live. At one point in the night
her attention focused on me. I remember her straddling me on the couch, dry humping me next to my younger cousin, who was laughing his head off

What happened next is kind of hard to explain/understand (especially for the ladies)
but keep in mind I was younger, and I saw it in a Rap video and the Moment seemed right.

I returned to the living room with a beer for myself and a drink for Teisha, I noticed the living room was only occupied by my younger cousin and Tesiha
who had her back turned towards me,
I had a drunken thought and I followed though by slightly lifting up her top, without her expecting, exposing her boobies to my young cuz
We were all drunk so we just laughed it off, after I was chased around the room

It must have been something about that moment and the laughter we shared but while chilling on the balcony in the cool night breeze, Teisha's feelings re-emerged and there was that look in her eyes. Its funny because I had just now realised, I had over looked the fact that I wanted to have sex but not with all those old feelings
re-emerging

I stated my point of not wanting to deal with a relationship and the party came to
a halting stop. Teisha's eyes went burly, and her voice became feeble. Her and Natasha got their things and bolted out the door

I later joined my cousin playing some Play Station and later proceeded on my way home, just walking distance down the street. On arrival to the lobby, existing the elevator, I noticed something quite unusual-

The Christmas Tree in the building lobby wasn't in the best of conditions. In fact it wasn't in good condition at all, It was totalled, ruined, annihilated and spread across the floor,

I was like "damnnnn"
somebody did a 187 on the Christmas Tree and walked home not thinking nothing of it

About a "week" later it occurred to me that the Culprits in the Christmas Tree Bashing were Teisha and Natasha

SURPRISE PARTY

Hey yawl! Let me explain to yawl whats going on. Today is the birthday of one of our dare blogville Friends. And since you are here, won't you please stay, party, celebrate and have yourself a slice of the lovely Sara Lee designer birthday cake....but not before the Birthday girl of course.lol


I'll have to ask someone to be on the look out for the birthday girl. She should be here in any minute. We want to give her a BIG surprise, ANONYMOUS BLOGGER you can handle that.

I'll be yawl DJ / master of ceremony (MC) for tonight.
I'll be spinning allll the right tunes, allll night long

Ms. LIGHTLY can be in charge of occasionally making sure the party snack table is filled with refreshments and appetizers

Thanks to CATWALQ the party is catered with some of Naija's finest dishes

And the lovely PRINCESA and OLAMILD will be taking turns blessing the meal and also taking photographs of everyone who's attending the party in their smashing new outfits

I personally appoint TOYINTAMATO to be the party starter and getting every one dancing on the dance floor.

SPARKLE will be reciting some lovely spoken words, written by herself, mid-way through out the party

RANDY NIGERIAN will be in charge of safely taking home all the girls who got a Lil too tipsy to drive themselves home....(Get yawl minds out the gutter!) He's just the designated Driver, so a minimum of .05 alcohol is allowed(a few beers or so) lol

And I do ask everyone here, (including the peoples I've given party tasks to and those I did not mention) to sign Cally-waffybabe's Birthday card before leaving the party and Remember the party IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT and Guys I see some ladies tonight that should be having some babies...baby

Uh oh! Here comes UNKNOWN BLOGGER.
She says Cally is approaching the building.
OK OK Everybody take yawl positions and find something to hide behind.
Am about to switch the lights off, so everybody be quite

Here She comes, Everybody, all in together now......SURPRISSSSSEEEEEEE

CALLY releases the door handle, she's a little startled but she's blushing from all the love she's receiving, as we all smoother her with birthday wishes and big hugs

I then announce on the microphone to:
"slice the birthday cake, so the party can really get cracking in this Mutha"
as CATWALQ grabs the mic, telling me to watch my mouth. lol

CALLY is looking gorgeous as ever, in her backless designer Fendi dress and Manola Blahnik heels with matching accessories, making it hard for anyone to outshine her as the party continues to the break of dawn.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLY

From Friend To Friend

“Ain’t Nothing Like The Love Shared Between 2 Friends”

It was funny how we met, but then again, maybe not. Am used to talking to strangers. I just never saw things going the way they did between us.

I peeped you “jocking” my style, like you rightfully should, but I passed you by. I thought your body was iight but you wasn’t really attractive
In all honesty, I spoke to you because you were conveniently positioned on my second time running into you, while I was exiting the subway terminal. But don’t blame me. I was just showing some love when I moseyed on over with a mean swagger and a pep in my step, threw my arms around your shoulder, and gave you my cell-phone to key in your numbers.

I knew from the jump she wasn’t the type of girl I’d take out n stuff. She were more like an inside girl, so I was careful not to rub her the wrong way, but how do I tell somebody nicely that “I don’t want to be with you. I just want to Fuck ? ”

I didn’t exactly say this verbally but by my actions I assumed she would have gotten the point

On the first night to my apartment (shared with my cousin), My friends took a liking to her (lets say Shelly’s) cool, playful, laid back personality, but still didn’t share me the laughter because they knew Shelly wasn’t the hottest of girls one would find

Shelly spent the night that night. but before going the sleep, instead of intimate kisses for foreplay. We rough housed each other. I still vividly remember Shelly trying to put me in a full nelson, while viciously trying to bite my neck. I had to struggle my way out of a head lock while laughing hysterically and catching my breath at the same time telling her “yo that shit ain’t cute yo”

If yawl think am joking just check my cousin’s head back where on a different occasion she accidentally spitted it against the wall while playing around. He even had to get stitches and the scare still remains to this day. Lol

She was a breast of a girl but I tamed her with Daddy’s Long Dick., giving it to her hard & rough just like she was before passing out that night.

I awoke early to get to work that morning, come to find this girl fast asleep in heavenly peace, ignoring my nudges to get the fuck up and out so I can go to work on time.
Would you believe I had to get ready and actually leave this girl for my cousin to dispose of because I didn’t want to be late for work and he usually leaves for work later than I did?

I called my cousin later to find if she had taken off and he told me she did and that she had a friend in mind she would like to hook him up with in the following weeks or so

By the time that weekend had came my interest for Shelly was gone or maybe because my cousin’s hook up date also had a friend she was bringing along on their dinner date and she wanted me to meet her. Shelly was friends with these two girls, but not the best of friends though.

I went along on the dinner date. Shit! It wasn’t like me and Shelly were in a relationship
When I saw my cousin’s hook up's friend I was all smiles. Seeing those C cup breast(is that the larger ones?) with a Bo-Dunk-a-Dwink of an ass, I flirted with her the entire dinner, making it obvious I had a crush on her

I didn’t even know she liked me until after the dinner on our way out of the restaurant when she took my hands and ran ahead of my cousin and his date and layed a kiss on me.
She had a cute smile and big bulging eyes. The moment seemed right to chop a feel of that big old booty. And I did but she reminded me that we were still in public, so we held hands and carried on until the awkwardness kicked in and our fingers parted from each other

For the next month I was smothered with love from the girl(lets say Stacey) Stacey and my cousins hook up would come over every other day or so, cook clean and fuck the hell out of us, leave and come back for more the other day or so

Stacey was cool she got along with some of my home boys from around my way. At first I liked the way she would wine on my dick while chilling in the living room while all my friends were around. But she liked to kiss too much and I didn’t like that cause I knew my friends would talk shit when she would be gone.(What?yawl got something to say?) She was sexually liberated and would scream at the top of her lungs whenever I would bend she over the bathroom sink facing the huge mirror, telling me to smack her ass hard and pull and yank her hair(a first for me) I knew she wasn’t faking but she screamed extra loud just so my friends could hear she getting stuffed

Her birthday was within that month, so I threw a Lil birthday party, even blew some balloons and got a cake to bake, which she did a splendid job baking because I never got around to doing so

She was a little disappointed but I didn't see the reason and neither did her Friend because everything else was on point. I even explained that she should feel special because I had never done this for no one before.

We didn't even have sex on her birthday. She got moody unlike her usual self and went to rest alone in the bedroom. soon after I went to lay and comfort her, speaking sweet words in her ears

The next day we were back in full swing. Bent over, ass smacking, hair pulling while riding that ass of hers

I remember coming home and she would sometimes already be there waiting. I became annoyed when I would walk in the door and she didn't give my time to settle in before jumping all over me. I even had to tell her to reduce the smothering affections and kisses particularly when all my friends were around. She didn't take a liking to that. Things changed after I made that statement.

I was staring at the television, when this girl asked me if I wanted to break up with her or something? I wasn't thinking this at all, but the question made me wonder if I would ever have another easy chance like this again, so I said YES. YES I DO.

I'll never forget the look on her face. I thought she wanted to hurt me, there was a look of resentment and disappointment. It was kind of sad when I later found out the reason she was over at my place so often was because she was on vacation from work so that's why she over did her welcome so fast

But what did she expect? Wasn't she the one that disregarded the fact that she sort of took me from one of her friends. The relationship lasted for a month so she wasn't hurt for very long. We actually spoke the last time we saw each other. I was great seeing that ass knowing I once used to smack that all on the floor like Akon